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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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5 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Kamala is fiery. Such a fucking badass. I can't wait for her to be president. 

She's fucking bringing it with this.  It's not the stock speech.

She's going hard to the paint on this issue and good for her.  Biden would never do this.

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My President throwing down some facts.

29 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Can't keep up w/ this thread so fuiap

Biloxi TV anchor crashes out over Kamala

 

Gotta keep that Biloxi listening area from flipping Mississippi blue.

32 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Can't keep up w/ this thread so fuiap

Biloxi TV anchor crashes out over Kamala

 

Yeah. They’re coming off the fucking rails. Just waste your career for TFG?
 

In Biloxi?!

Home run after home run after home run ....

1 minute ago, Stilicho said:

Yeah. They’re coming off the fucking rails. Just waste your career for TFG?
 

In Biloxi?!

He can live fine off of Social Security down in Mizzibbi.

Probably just wanted more time to gamble.

Just now, Pancho said:

Shakera and Beyoncé are sisters 

 

fify

20 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

She is also in Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead. Great movie. 

Boat drinks.

it’s over, huge traffic jam about to hit my hood

40 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Can't keep up w/ this thread so fuiap

Biloxi TV anchor crashes out over Kamala

 

This dude should be dissolved in acid too.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

it’s over, huge traffic jam about to hit my hood

sit on the sidewalk and sell bottled water for $5.

Fired up Kamala is the best Kamala. Better look the fook out, Rs.

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2 hours ago, wood said:

That stadium is packed y'all.

.... and then there's this.

 

As a board certified orthopedic surgeon and father of four, that’s not dragging a leg. That’s walking around with a poopie diaper 

I disagree and really was hoping for her to go on there.  Shit ton of young males need to be reached plus the Tik Tok crowd. We can't keep ignoring this demo.  And she's  tough enough to brush back any bullshit he might ask.
I sadly know a lot of moderate types that listen to JR bc "he has interesting guests." I'm talking otherwise fairly progressive people  including a dude that had Tim Walz as an teacher in HS.
I think it would have created a lot of positives.

The TikTok crowd had a massive section at the DNC. They cover her campaign well.
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7 hours ago, Chopper said:

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Election 2020 Lol GIF by Joe Biden

of all the cunts in trumpworld, this fat bulldog-faced Cheung asshole is among the worst. 

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Skullduggery!

 

I held that exact hat in my hand last week.  Not a replica. That exact hat in that photo.  It's a csb, and I'll tell it if anyone's interested. 

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

More like when PNC become Shell Energy - and the answer is 2023 

And I banked at BBVA when it became PNC and went to shit. 

Absolutely love the ease with which Kamala handles hecklers. Just smiles & waves, then gives them directions to where they really wanted to go.

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

of all the cunts in trumpworld, this fat bulldog-faced Cheung asshole is among the worst. 

Meh. You're obviously just another lowlife suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome.

54 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Can't keep up w/ this thread so fuiap

Biloxi TV anchor crashes out over Kamala

 

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how exactly do we explain this to our grandkids?

2 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

His diaper is definitely packed. 

I see you have some medical training as well

 

or some kids

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

how exactly do we explain this to our grandkids?

tell them we were just as confused as they are.

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

how exactly do we explain this to our grandkids?

 

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

how exactly do we explain this to our grandkids?

awkward pulp fiction GIF

7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

how exactly do we explain this to our grandkids?

"Old people can be forgetful. Now go get me a beer whatever-your-name-is."

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54 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Not really. I think she should go onto whether she’s previously said no, or still considering it.

There’s a good chance that Rogan is voting for Harris. He’s on the record as being pro choice and definitely not anti lgbt. At least relative to his audience. He's argued with guests about gay marriage and gay couples adopting.

 

I’m old. I’ve gotten where I avoid things that make me dumber (this board excepted) and try to listen to people who are smarter than me. 
As I said, I’m old. I’d rather watch classic boxing  matches from the 70’s than UFC.  I think social media has rotted our brains. 
My impression is that Joe Rogan (who I can’t think of as much greater than his role on that show where people ate maggots), is not someone who would make me smarter by listening to him.  Maybe unfairly, I don’t expect that most of his audience is smarter than him. 
But, maybe I’m just old. 

14 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

needs the end credits song to really work

I honestly believe that's a historic speech, one that people will still talk about years or decades from now. I feel privileged to have watched it live.

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Just now, wood said:

I honestly believe that's a historic speech, one that people will still talking about years or decades from now. I feel privileged to have watched it live.

Hopefully it won’t be something that only exists on bootleg thumb drives with us watching in dark rooms with someone outside looking out for the guys in the red ties. 

1 minute ago, wood said:

I honestly believe that's a historic speech, one that people will still talking about years or decades from now. I feel privileged to have watched it live.

If it gets Allred to beat Cruz hell yeah. 

 

Sounds like Frankie MacDonald from Nova Scotia
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5 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I’m old. I’ve gotten where I avoid things that make me dumber (this board excepted) and try to listen to people who are smarter than me. 
As I said, I’m old. I’d rather watch classic boxing  matches from the 70’s than UFC.  I think social media has rotted our brains. 
My impression is that Joe Rogan (who I can’t think of as much greater than his role on that show where people ate maggots), is not someone who would make me smarter by listening to him.  Maybe unfairly, I don’t expect that most of his audience is smarter than him. 
But, maybe I’m just old. 

Nope, you are pretty much spot on.  

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I’m actually impressed he knows the word “melancholia”

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8 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I’m old. I’ve gotten where I avoid things that make me dumber (this board excepted) and try to listen to people who are smarter than me. 
As I said, I’m old. I’d rather watch classic boxing  matches from the 70’s than UFC.  I think social media has rotted our brains. 
My impression is that Joe Rogan (who I can’t think of as much greater than his role on that show where people ate maggots), is not someone who would make me smarter by listening to him.  Maybe unfairly, I don’t expect that most of his audience is smarter than him. 
But, maybe I’m just old. 

You're hitting on all cylinders, friend. 

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m actually impressed he knows the word “melancholia”

He's probably called his "wife" that a few times, and Barron straightened him out. 

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m actually impressed he knows the word “melancholia”

that was the word of the day on his dictionary app and he told that story just so he could use it in a sentence and cross it off his list for day

Trump is live in Michigan with folks having medical emergencies in the crowd and Ava Maria is back on the menu.

Kelly and Beyoncé aren’t sisters 
 

Oops.

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2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

 

Fucking American treasure right there. God Bless Willie. image.thumb.png.4172396288ae65eea325fada3d044dd0.png

 

y'all buried the lede with all that beyonce talk

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5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 


And Honest Abe came up to me, big guy honest Abe, some people say he’s almost as tall as me, anyway, he had tears in his eyes, he says, Mr president TAD died.   It was sad for him, really.   Dead tad, that’s tough, killed by an illegal alien, is what I’ve been told.  

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:


And Honest Abe came up to me, big guy honest Abe, some people say he’s almost as tall as me, anyway, he had tears in his eyes, he says, Mr president TAD died.   It was sad for him, really.   Dead tad, that’s tough, killed by an illegal alien, is what I’ve been told.  

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

that was kelly rowland , not her sister 

 

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9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

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my first thought hahaha

 

Awesome restoration. See it in a theater if you can.

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