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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Bingo.  Driving around rural areas or looking at his crowd sizes is far different in 2024 than it was in 2020.

2 billboards from Houston to Dallas (electronic ones, so they change often) and one said VOTE EARLY, VOTE TRUMP. 1 Trump sign from Dallas to Vernon and 1 Cruz sign from Vernon to Amarillo on a fence post with a bunch of Trump signs and a flag. That was it. 

I figured driving on 287 would be nonstop GOP crap.  

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

2 billboards from Houston to Dallas (electronic ones, so they change often) and one said VOTE EARLY, VOTE TRUMP. 1 Trump sign from Dallas to Vernon and 1 Cruz sign from Vernon to Amarillo on a fence post with a bunch of Trump signs and a flag. That was it. 

I figured driving on 287 would be nonstop GOP crap.  

More Allsups than signs?

Just now, SizzleChest said:

More Allsups than signs?

Actually yeah lol. And only saw 1 Trump sticker on a car. But I was smart enough to take off my Harris/Walz magnet before the drive 

9 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’ll take it

270 puts a ton of pressure on the omaha delegate to stand tall in the face of god knows how many threats. 

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

I’ve never seen a man jinx his own asshole

What about bleach it?

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4 hours ago, Pancho said:

 


She  must have been weirded out when she got to the front of the line, given how unfamiliar it would be for her.

7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is stupid for several reasons,  but the number one reason is it’s based on a premise that if Cheney is working on republicans, somehow it means Harris can’t be doing other things at the same time, like you can only do one. 
 

ARE MY EFFORTS TO READ ON MY PHONE WHIKE I TAKE A SHIT A BOLD GAMBIT, OR HAIL MARY!?!?

Yeah, and it's pretty standard approach to try to get some cross-aisle endorsements.  It's not some clever gambit or desperate hail mary that Trump is touting support from Tulsi Gabbard.  The only difference is that Harris is being more successful at it.  

 

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

No Way Wtf GIF by Harlem

 

He is weaving in one of the stories he's been telling for a while long time.  Oprah had him on her last show ever (a Friday) and the ratings were the best ever.  Or maybe it wasn't the last day, but one of the late days (Thr) in that last week.   In reality, it was midseason and the ratings were typical of an Oprah show.  

The funniest thing about the story is that he thinks that great ratings on Oprah last's show would have been because of him, and not Oprah.  What a fucking nutcase. 

 

6 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

You people have my head spinning. The level of confidence here on a Harris win is very exciting given the public media stories and polls. 

But, I recall eight years ago and this group was also highly confident. So, do we have that situation again?

I can’t remember the general tone four years ago, but I think there was a genuine lack of clarity one way or the other? Can’t remember. 

There were a lot of red flags in 2016 that are not present now, and in 2016, there were multiple Dem analysts saying to pump the brakes and that Trump had a solid chance, even before Comey.

51 minutes ago, Js1 said:

. Ruth the cashier at the Allsups in Bowie

 

There’s your problem. 

Nothing, and I mean nothing, good comes out of Bowie and Montague County. Not a damn fucking thing. 

 

Allsups is only good once you’re beyond Childress

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

There were a lot of red flags in 2016 that are not present now, and in 2016, there were multiple Dem analysts saying to pump the brakes and that Trump had a solid chance, even before Comey.

Michael Moore also told us that Trump would win. He thinks Harris will win

11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Res ipsa loquitur

Looks packed.  Forsyth County is about 30 miles due north of the perimeter of Atlanta, very much part of Metro Atlanta, and very much Republican.  

I've taken dumps with more heat than this.  

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57 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I TRIED IT BC OF YOU! I only stopped at one solely bc of how much you talk about them. Maybe it was a bad batch, idk. Ruth the cashier at the Allsups in Bowie was not up to the challenge.  And neither were her sweat pants 

Brisket is cajun and mexican, which means he eats every bit of the animal, including the penis, balls and the butthole. If you are disappointed in one of his food recommendations that is on you. :)

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Looks packed.  Forsyth County is about 30 miles due north of the perimeter of Atlanta, very much part of Metro Atlanta, and very much Republican.  

I've taken dumps with more heat than this.  

There were 1.3 million people waiting outside. They won’t let them in! - Trump 

Just now, Js1 said:

There were 1.3 million people waiting outside. They won’t let them in! - Trump 

Big sticklers for fire code in that outdoor arena.  

12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

There’s your problem. 

Nothing, and I mean nothing, good comes out of Bowie and Montague County. Not a damn fucking thing. 

 

Allsups is only good once you’re beyond Childress

Amon Carter was from Bowie.   

Look at this shit from votevets trying to shame single party voting. IMG_2905.thumb.jpeg.f6f8c7a27839b1ea4a7c933cd16642e3.jpeg

 

I wonder which communities receive this. 

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

There’s your problem. 

Nothing, and I mean nothing, good comes out of Bowie and Montague County. Not a damn fucking thing. 

 

Allsups is only good once you’re beyond Childress

Sorry, my Panhandle knowledge is “avoid stopping and GTFO quickly”

5 hours ago, quigley said:

That's suicide for his chance for higher office. Good for him to take a stand that he wasn't obligated to take.

He could easily run for Governor of Oklahoma (and the Secretary of Education is pissing off a lot of Okies). At the least, he’s guaranteed himself another term and people will have forgotten this by then (and May deliberately try to forget Trump),

When Trump loses again, a lot of people are going to pretend they never supported him.

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25 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Res ipsa loquitur


 

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26 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Res ipsa loquitur

Are they social distancing?  

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Look at this shit from votevets trying to shame single party voting. IMG_2905.thumb.jpeg.f6f8c7a27839b1ea4a7c933cd16642e3.jpeg

 

I wonder which communities receive this. 

You may not be familiar with VoteVets but that’s probably targeting Republican voters.  They are big supporters of national security Dems who have won in purple/red districts.    

4 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

You may not be familiar with VoteVets but that’s probably targeting Republican voters.  They are big supporters of national security Dems who have won in purple/red districts.    

I don’t but it’s a bullshit play no matter who they are trying to influence. 
 

 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t but it’s a bullshit play no matter who they are trying to influence. 
 

 

Sorry, what’s your objection?  You don’t think it’s normal to provide a framework in which opposite party affiliated voters feel more comfortable voting for your candidate?  Historically that is how most campaigns have been run.  

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

Sorry, what’s your objection?  You don’t think it’s normal to provide a framework in which opposite party affiliated voters feel more comfortable voting for your candidate?  Historically that is how most campaigns have been run.  

I think the idea that a single party voter is a low information voter or that straight tickets are to be avoided is a bullshit message. I think that rating and comparing communities against neighboring communities is dumb. 

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11 minutes ago, Stros121 said:

 

Gotta put in the work to get a pardon.

Coach Pop ain’t got time for Trump’s bullshit.

 

14 minutes ago, Stros121 said:

lol. Eric Adams. Hated POS talking. I’m

 sure it’s a coincidence he’s trying to suck trumps dick. Because his own people will r bail that POS out. 

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Criminals, dude. It’s a brotherhood.

He could have repeated the party lines that trump is a fascist. Then they would call off the dogs they have on his ass?

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This afternoon, I fell asleep on the hammock in our yard. I had odd dreams and heard odd voices.

I awakened a female. Kamala and Allred were clapping. I was immediately recruited to join a woman's weight lifting team.

I don't know what to think. I guess I'll just sit here staring in the mirror at my breasts and genitalia until I figure things out.

Save me, Donald!

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DM me when you're ready to start HRT and I'll bump you to the top of our list. 😌

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5 minutes ago, Stros121 said:

He could have repeated the party lines that trump is a fascist. Then they would call off the dogs they have on his ass?

Lol we're not Republicans.

8 minutes ago, Stros121 said:

He could have repeated the party lines that trump is a fascist. Then they would call off the dogs they have on his ass?

I don’t know. Ask Hunter Biden

If the previous record was truly 11,000 then this is just bonkers.

Michigan didn’t have early in person voting until this year?

51 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He could easily run for Governor of Oklahoma (and the Secretary of Education is pissing off a lot of Okies). At the least, he’s guaranteed himself another term and people will have forgotten this by then (and May deliberately try to forget Trump),

When Trump loses again, a lot of people are going to pretend they never supported him.

Speaking of which…when Trump was recently asked if he still supported Mark Robinson, whom he called “MLK on steroids”, Trump said he wasn’t familiar with that race at all. Surprised?

12 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I don’t know. Ask Hunter Biden

I think he will be pardoned.

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1 minute ago, Stros121 said:

I think he will be pardoned.

Facts: he was indicted, prosecuted, and convicted. By a DOJ controlled by his father. 
 

What you think: no one gives a fuck

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26 minutes ago, Stros121 said:

I think he will be pardoned.

Look, I'm going to rep you a little because you could end up in Purgatorio in short order. 

Try not to think of this as an endorsement.  

You're willing to step up and give an opinion, no matter how deranged or misguided. 

You have virtually no rep. Until recently you had drive by pix of your choices for leaders. It was posted without comment and knowing the humor of this place at first I thought it was snark.

No, you legitimately think that bunch of losers are the best of leaders.

So far I haven't seen a whole lot of anything that tells me that you're not a legit believer in Trump. You're willing to stand there and spout crazy bullshit because that's what you really believe.

It's like we have a focus group member come to visit. At 76 rep I have to provide a little cover. 

Work with me here. Try to not be a dick 

1 hour ago, Stros121 said:

 

he's wrong, he's a piece of shit, and he should feel bad for supporting a piece of shit traitor that will within 10 years on avg be looking up at us and crying burning tears of agony.

6 minutes ago, achooloco said:

he's wrong, he's a piece of shit, and he should feel bad for supporting a piece of shit traitor that will within 10 years on avg be looking up at us and crying burning tears of agony.

Is there anything left for New Yorkers to learn about Donald Trump.?

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Just now, Satchel said:

Is there anything left for New Yorkers to learn about Donald Trump.?

When he's going to pay his bills/fines? 

2 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

When he's going to pay his bills/fines? 

They know the answer. Never.

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

Is there anything left for New Yorkers to learn about Donald Trump.?

Learn? I mean we know don old is john doe 174 but can it make a difference? who knows. All i know is that tomorrow trumptards will see how much real american patriots hate traitors. I'll be ready with my two posterboards.

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

Gotta put in the work to get a pardon.

Coach Pop ain’t got time for Trump’s bullshit.

 

Just when I think there’s no way I could admire him more…..

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