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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He always thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room, so it’s possible he thinks he will destroy Stewart, and his followers will tell him that he will.

Well let's get some fucking popcorn before it's $57 a lb

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39 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Tiny broken penis that requires IVF for his non alpha seed to even take purchase. Prove me wrong fat boy.  And man boob's. And effeminate features for a tough guy?

Can't dance; can't fuck as the hot women will tell you 

And a fat gut and high BMI.

And I bet he can't bench 100lb (not that it's a useful metric but bros know bros)

And he is running his companies in the ground despite being shielded by the US government.

Has Elon ever pleasured a female?

Has Elon brought any joy to the planet excepting his helping EVs gain critical mass; something I did a project on in 5th grade nerd summer school in the 80s that concluded it was the way once batteries got there. I mean I'm a dumb mofo but I knew that Evs were beating dragsters way back in the day. My electric RC car ripped off the line back in the 80s. I was a Tesla ( the man)  nerd before Tesla the band got pissed about excess signage.

Can Elon run anything anymore?

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Posted
2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

well shit. That ends it. All good here.

In other news he is going to be intereviewed by Tate on the traits of the modern American man. They are opening a clothing line. All the rage in the tech industry. Will have this new design where two sides stick together to keep pockets closed. Added feature are inserts so you look like you have leg muscles so you can spend more time playing games and getting fucked up on ketamine. No one has time for snaps or zippers or leg day. Will look like this.

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In other news. He is announcing he is having kid #16. Here is the mom.

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Posted
“Musk said to Joe Rogan that you can't be called a Nazi if you're not actively committing genocide.”
”Not actively.”  Like if I’m not the one literally pulling the trigger? 

This is actually the argument that all of the fascists and their enablers have been making.
Until the camps are ACTIVELY murdering and burning people, we’re being ridiculous.
The stage where they demonize the other? Nope.
The stage where the construct the camps? Nope.
The stage where they cram the “undesirables” into the camps? Nope.
The stage where they set up the actual machinery of mass extermination? Nope.
You ONLY get to say “hey, these guys are Nazis/fascists” AFTER they flip the switch and start the machinery of murder. In other words…after it’s too late.
Their argument is “it’s wrong of you to oppose me while I’m on my WAY to create horrors….its only fair to criticize me and try to stop me after I’ve already done all the bad stuff and it’s too late.”
Fuck that. The time to shoot Nazis in the face is: all the time. Every second of every day. Now, yesterday, one minute from now, all the times.
And Elon is a fucking Nazi. He literally demonizes Jews and any non-white group he can think of, and blames them for the world’s ills, and would like to see them removed. Those are his actual, publicly stated sentiments.

He’s the most evil, dangerous man alive. Come on, ketamine.
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1 hour ago, Parliament said:

“Musk said to Joe Rogan that you can't be called a Nazi if you're not actively committing genocide.”

I know Rogan is too stupid to understand this, but the origins of the German Nazi party trace back to 1920.  The genocide of Jews and other ethnicities didn't start until the late 1930s.  Musk's assertion is simply wrong, but here we are.

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I will be ridiculed and called a lil bitch by the manly men for posting this but I enjoyed the article

 

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After watching clips of JD Vance skiing over the weekend and looking like a 90 year old grandmother, he's going to be even more of asshole than he was on Friday.

 

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1 hour ago, Chopper said:

I will be ridiculed and called a lil bitch by the manly men for posting this but I enjoyed the article

 

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After watching clips of JD Vance skiing over the weekend and looking like a 90 year old grandmother, he's going to be even more of asshole than he was on Friday.

 

Bingo:

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"Both Musk and Zuck are trapped in this cycle of humiliation where they feel the need to prove their masculinity, fail publicly to do so and then double down lashing out in ever more aggressively stereotypically masculine ways…” 

“At the root of Zuck's decision to allow abuse and harassment of vulnerable people on his platforms or Musk's efforts to destroy the mechanics of American government from the inside are these dudes’ failures to be the men they imagine themselves to be... 

It explains the fascist turn in American politics." - Adam Conover

 

 

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5 hours ago, Chopper said:

I will be ridiculed and called a lil bitch by the manly men for posting this but I enjoyed the article

 

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After watching clips of JD Vance skiing over the weekend and looking like a 90 year old grandmother, he's going to be even more of asshole than he was on Friday.

 

So they’re self loathing, closet homos. (Nttawwt) Sounds right.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Posted this on the CR Doge thread.

Rolling Stone magazine reporting that the FAA is gifting Star Link tens of millions. Verbal directives. No paper trail. Unclear if the Verizon contract is still being honored.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/elon-musk-starlink-faa-officials-find-funding-1235285246/

im sure everybody on this board thinks this is just fine [*amygdala fights furiously with self*]

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So they’re self loathing, closet homos. (Nttawwt) Sounds right.

I thought that was an important piece, pretty accurate and worth a more intelligent discussion.

But i was at the game in Columbus, so your post tracks.  

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Posted
28 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I took "History of Being Cool" to fulfill an elective via American Studies.  It was a fun class if a little goofy and filled with quite a few unserious people looking for an easy class.

But that's exactly it. Cool is basically having a solid self esteem and personal ethos. You are unbothered by rejection and resilient in the face of insult. Unreactive, "Zen", introspective, unflappable in the face of chaos.  

Musk is hyper reactive, manic, unsure of what is going to happen to him next. He's moody, hyper reactive, and unable to have any introspection and thus course correct.  He can pay for a bunch of surgeries to look less dorky but then he skips the gym, dresses like a fool and gets made fun of.  Which hurts his feelings; which makes him further escalate his behavior to further prove his worth in more pathetic ways.  Vicious cycle and less cool with every iteration.  Also less masculine so he will need to artificially impregnate yet another woman to feel cool and manly.

 

This man is going to go through things.

He knows it too. There's a reason he makes that "my headstone will say 'never went to therapy'" joke every three months. It's fucking pathetic. 

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20 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

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I don't know, man, it's really hard for me to laugh at the "Elon is a fucking moron" sentiment when he now controls the information sphere and the Presidency for $44B + $100M. Money well spent.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I don't know, man, it's really hard for me to laugh at the "Elon is a fucking moron" sentiment when he now controls the information sphere and the Presidency for $44B + $100M. Money well spent.

I do not claim he is a moron.  I decry the notion that he’s a genius.  He’s a grifter with above-average intelligence and risk tolerance.  

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He's not unlike a twelve year old boy except most of them are more aware and compassionate and that's saying something, considering the immaturity of that age. Boys in early adolescence are seeking their place in the world and since most of the world follows patriarchal models, it takes some time to figure out which path to follow. Having money (i.e. coming from 'money') usually means that you're going to have a certain set of allowances that society 'grants' to you based on that as well as a certain set of expectations. Elon is going to forever chase the image he has of himself: as a historical figure, a man of brilliancy, the world's richest man, a father sperm donor to many children, an emperor, but he will never achieve satisfaction because there is no substance to that which he seeks. These are all characteristics that are ephemeral--someone will eventually surpass the qualities of richest or most children or brilliancy and even historical figures who are infamous are, in hindsight, reviled and derided as fools or evil.

Andrew Carnegie was able to blink away some rather shrewd manipulative business dealings by giving away much of his fortune with philanthropy. Somehow I don't see Elon doing that. he is a rather hollow brittle personality, one that shatters when touched.

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1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

I do not claim he is a moron.  I decry the notion that he’s a genius.  He’s a grifter with above-average intelligence and risk tolerance.  

Yeah, pretty much. He's not a moron at all but he's not the Tony Stark his sycophants think he is, far from it. Just the way he talks about certain things in the tech industry make it extremely clear he has very little knowledge in a lot of these areas but Americans are hard-wired to believe money makes you smart.

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On 2/26/2025 at 5:07 PM, F250 said:

Trump looks like he is ranting on the internet. RFK Jr looks like he is thinking about fucking a water buffalo and Rubio might be having a moment of selth loathing.

RFK is what 55 years of hard daily drinking looks like, right? 

This checks out

 

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I can guarantee you that none of these fuckers, Zuckerberg, Musk, Trump, etc. have ever let their daughters paint their fingernails and then went out in public with them or had a tea party with them and patiently listened to their stuffed animals have a conversation..

Bingo. Seriously. This is a perfect way to capture the dichotomy. That’s a man. Does what’s right, doesn’t give a shit what you think. Not the roided up dude in his Black Rifle Coffee shirt who “doesn’t do any of that fairy shit.”
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39 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I can guarantee you that none of these fuckers, Zuckerberg, Musk, Trump, etc. have ever let their daughters paint their fingernails and then went out in public with them or had a tea party with them and patiently listened to their stuffed animals have a conversation..

They haven’t even had a conversation with their kids. 

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