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Elon Musk: Officially a fraud and piece of shit. Official or unofficial war criminal?


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23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Most Surly posters with massive wealth would be hanging out in the Mediterranean on a yacht or fancy villa, or in the Caribbean on a private island, traveling to various sporting events,  not shitposting on Twitter from Austin or South Texas and trying to make catturd2 or Ian Miles Cheong like him. If we were going to shitpost, we’d be going after various NCAA or other collegiate officials  or personnel and trying to get under their skin, not trying to get likes from basement-dwelling incels.

Shit, if I had access to the financial resources he does, I sure as fuck wouldn’t buy the world’s 15th or 16th largest social media platform to read Sela Ward’s or Susanna Hoff’s or Italia Ricci’s DMs.

 

 

 

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Absolutely describes me to a T. I'd have people running MY companies while I'm thousands of miles away enjoying my largesse.

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18 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

We are talking about a guy who drones on about the First Amendment, but still doesn’t understand who it applies to and publicly shows his ignorance that it’s not corporate but governmental, or a guy that talks about free speech, but then censors the fuck out of people in Turkey, Saudi Arabia, India, Russia, etc. when asked/told to by those countries. He blows that off as “well if we want to do business there, we have to censor whoever we’re told to censor”.  

He talks about how his platform is safe for children, but my feed, which should be focused on who I follow and like - tech, history, and sports, is filled with fucking porn spam.  Thankfully, more and more people I follow are moving to other platforms.

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24 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Absolutely describes me to a T. I'd have people running MY companies while I'm thousands of miles away enjoying my largesse.

He’s obsessed with human longevity and “making the most out of our lives” but he is spending hours upon hours interacting with basement dwellers, and he’s doing it from shit locations like Austin and South Texas.  I’d want to be on a yacht experiencing the world and spending my remaining decades creating fodder for the tabloids (who would be hard pressed to find me).  After I’m dead, I’d want my children in court trying to get various tales of debauchery stricken from the books being written about me.

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Just classic loser crispy.  He keeps complaining and pointing out “383” pages, but he’s incapable of addressing any of the specific things (300 pages worth) people are making fun  of Elon about.   To crispy, Elon is rich (and white and MAGA), so any criticism is just jealous liberals.    What pathetic white knighting.   SAD!

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39 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Take away the stupid x/y * y = x his underlying “logic” of changing capita is also really dumb. He just described mechanization, something humanity discovered 100 years ago. Using that as a need for humanoid robots is stupid. We discovered long ago that specialization in robotics trumps the human shape to fit what we have. 

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22 hours ago, F250 said:

Elon's mental health is mush. He needs someone like Bill Burr to follow him around and mock him for the stupid shit he says and does. He needs his ass kicked too. Everyone needs others to anchor them to reality.

Mark Zuckerberg became a lot less insufferable when he took up BJJ seriously, there is nothing more grounding that dealing with the real world problem of “my ass is getting kicked, how do I solve it.” And it makes you less needy of trying to show off your abilities in other fields, you can be collaborative and normal and admit that other people can be right or better than you. 

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3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Mark Zuckerberg became a lot less insufferable when he took up BJJ seriously, there is nothing more grounding that dealing with the real world problem of “my ass is getting kicked, how do I solve it.” And it makes you less needy of trying to show off your abilities in other fields, you can be collaborative and normal and admit that other people can be right or better than you. 

Is there something about BJJ that grounds someone better than judo or no rules street fighting?

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25 minutes ago, Genco said:

Is there something about BJJ that grounds someone better than judo or no rules street fighting?

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lol, how did I miss this. The number one tell that the badass you’re talking too is full of shit is a mention of “no rules” or “street fighting.” 

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


“PhD from the school of hard knocks!”

Being a no-rules street fighter is the having a girlfriend in Canada or combat sports and martial arts.  Maybe you’re the one badass who enters the secret tournament of human cockfighting sponsored by Arab princes and Russian mafia.  Some people DO have a girlfriend in Canada. 

“Sure, you trained in getting bitten and kicked in the balls and having your eyes gouged bro.” 

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


“PhD from the school of hard knocks!”

If he had thought of it he would have put it in there.

You can tell that his AI humor attempts are shitty because if it were any good he would be using it to write jokes.

Dude is rich enough he could literally have a team of comics writing shit for him every day and instead he posts just the most painfully unfunny shit day after day after day. Not even divorced dad joke levels of funny. 

He may be the most unfunny human on the planet, which is saying something. One would think that as much as he shit posts he would eventually hit on something hilarious but it's just whiff after whiff after whiff 

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50 minutes ago, NoName said:

If he had thought of it he would have put it in there.

You can tell that his AI humor attempts are shitty because if it were any good he would be using it to write jokes.

Dude is rich enough he could literally have a team of comics writing shit for him every day and instead he posts just the most painfully unfunny shit day after day after day. Not even divorced dad joke levels of funny. 

He may be the most unfunny human on the planet, which is saying something. One would think that as much as he shit posts he would eventually hit on something hilarious but it's just whiff after whiff after whiff 

Counterpoint: his meme game is strong.

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20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Things that are excluded from your cybertruck warranty: Any damage if you've ever driven on an uneven surface. Also, if you've exposed cybertruck to wind, rain or sun (last item).

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Even better just below that.  

"The environment or act of God, including but not limited to exposure to sunlight"

 

 

Haha. Fucking dorks

20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Things that are excluded from your cybertruck warranty: Any damage if you've ever driven on an uneven surface. Also, if you've exposed cybertruck to wind, rain or sun (last item).

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reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/1d0ld6y/tesla_cybertruck_warranty_doesnt_include

 

 

Even better just below that.  

"The environment or act of God, including but not limited to exposure to sunlight"

 

 

Haha. Fucking dorks

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20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Things that are excluded from your cybertruck warranty: Any damage if you've ever driven on an uneven surface. Also, if you've exposed cybertruck to wind, rain or sun (last item).

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reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/1d0ld6y/tesla_cybertruck_warranty_doesnt_include

 

 

Even better just below that.  

"The environment or act of God, including but not limited to exposure to sunlight"

 

 

Haha. Fucking dorks

20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Things that are excluded from your cybertruck warranty: Any damage if you've ever driven on an uneven surface. Also, if you've exposed cybertruck to wind, rain or sun (last item).

image.png.9ac25c060a51e385bfcb1b5657195872.pngimage.thumb.png.177e6a75b3f2169096ff3ab2b96ec7ba.png

reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/1d0ld6y/tesla_cybertruck_warranty_doesnt_include

 

 

Even better, just below that.  

"The environment or act of God, including but not limited to exposure to sunlight"

 

 

Haha. Fucking dorks

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20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Things that are excluded from your cybertruck warranty: Any damage if you've ever driven on an uneven surface. Also, if you've exposed cybertruck to wind, rain or sun (last item).

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reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/1d0ld6y/tesla_cybertruck_warranty_doesnt_include

 

 

Even better, just below that.  

"The environment or act of God, including but not limited to exposure to sunlight"

 

 

Haha. Fucking dorks

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4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

At this point I assume the only reason to go to the porn store anymore is the gloryhole, correct?

Or you don’t want your gf/spouse/family freaking out after stumbling across your Amazon order history.  It can also (sometimes) be cheaper if you order lube by the case or even barrel, than online. Just be careful that the manufacturer’s seals weren’t broken, and the store removed some of the product and replaced it with water.

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