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12 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

President Donald Trump thinks no one knows what a magnet is. The polarizing president was in conversation with Fox News about the economy when he veered off track to discuss China and magnetic trains. “President Xi was willing to do the railroad things—that’s magnets,” he said. “Now, nobody knows what a magnet is. If you don’t have a magnet, you don’t have a car. You don’t make a computer, you don’t make, er, televisions and radios and all the other things—you don’t make anything. It’s a 30-year effort to monopolize a very important thing. Now, in two years, we’ll have magnets, all the magnets we want. Because of tariffs, listen I called, I said you’re going to play the magnet, we’re going to play the tariff on you.” His confusion over magnetism is well documented, and the record suggests he was being sincere when he said, “No one knows” what they are. During his diplomatic tour of Asia, Trump,79, stood in front of servicepeople of the U.S. Navy and said, “You know, the new thing is magnets. So instead of using hydraulic that can be hit by lightning, and it’s fine. You take a little glass of water, you drop it on magnets. I don’t know what’s going to happen.”

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8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Calling Americans liars to protect Fat Boy. These people sick and demented 

 

 

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I thought this guy would be one of the saner ones, but he's a complete piece of shit.

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19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Calling Americans liars to protect Fat Boy. These people sick and demented 

 

 

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Maybe "the con job" was telling Americans that he would have their prices lowered on day one. Amongst all the other shit he said he'd do on day one that never happened. 

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18 hours ago, Pancho said:

Nicole Wallace is reporting that Fat Boy is gearing up the courts in Florida to ramp up a “grand conspiracy” that will result in subpoenas for folks like Obama and their “reasoning” is the 2016 election.

 

They are hell bent on arresting or indicting Obama for something, anything all because Fat Boy has indictments on him.

 

they are obsessed with Obama and it’s not clear why

In what magical world do statute of limitations only run for two weeks for the dotard but carry on for almost 10 years for everyone else?

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21 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I thought this guy would be one of the saner ones, but he's a complete piece of shit.

"Took a job with the Trump administration" didn't tip you off?

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1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

President Donald Trump thinks no one knows what a magnet is. The polarizing president was in conversation with Fox News about the economy when he veered off track to discuss China and magnetic trains. “President Xi was willing to do the railroad things—that’s magnets,” he said. “Now, nobody knows what a magnet is. If you don’t have a magnet, you don’t have a car. You don’t make a computer, you don’t make, er, televisions and radios and all the other things—you don’t make anything. It’s a 30-year effort to monopolize a very important thing. Now, in two years, we’ll have magnets, all the magnets we want. Because of tariffs, listen I called, I said you’re going to play the magnet, we’re going to play the tariff on you.” His confusion over magnetism is well documented, and the record suggests he was being sincere when he said, “No one knows” what they are. During his diplomatic tour of Asia, Trump,79, stood in front of servicepeople of the U.S. Navy and said, “You know, the new thing is magnets. So instead of using hydraulic that can be hit by lightning, and it’s fine. You take a little glass of water, you drop it on magnets. I don’t know what’s going to happen.”

 

he's a stupid mother fucker 

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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

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Clearly some poor dildo had to explain to Teh Donald why rare earth materials were so valuable and had to dumb it down to "magnets."

And somehow he jumped to maglev trains…and claims that the magnets are replacing hydraulics.  Which sucks for all of our hydraulics bros.  

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31 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And somehow he jumped to maglev trains…and claims that the magnets are replacing hydraulics.  Which sucks for all of our hydraulics bros.  

Not to mention that subtle detail that the majority of maglev technology doesn't use permanent magnets.

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17 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Trump turning Veteran's day speech into his own political event. 

“No one knows more about Veterans than me.” 

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3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

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e00a4337f6ee742dffd3ee7d7fd9687b9b51f485Clearly some poor dildo had to explain to Teh Donald why rare earth materials were so valuable and had to dumb it down to "magnets."

Yeah, just when you think this motherfucker can't get any dumber. So ... 

- Now we know that Rare Earth Elements = magnets, and that's all.

- Now we know that nobody knows what a magnet is, but everything runs primarily on magnets.

This dude has lived in such an isolated bubble his entire got damn life that he has no idea how anything works.  I'd be absolutely shocked if I found out he can actually tie his own shoes.

nsiap. Posted for the title ... 

 

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1 hour ago, CTC2 said:

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I think that was a picture of people flipping off Jason Whitlock but I appreciate the "update"

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38 minutes ago, wood said:

Yeah, just when you think this motherfucker can't get any dumber. So ... 

- Now we know that Rare Earth Elements = magnets, and that's all.

- Now we know that nobody knows what a magnet is, but everything runs primarily on magnets

This dude has lived in such an isolated bubble his entire got damn life that he has no idea how anything works.  I'd be absolutely shocked if I found out he can actually tie his own shoes.

nsiap. Posted for the title ... 

 

Great news- if comedy =tragedy + time, then this is going to be the greatest comedy ever told.  Eventually. 

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3 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

The more cursewords Pete Buttigieg is quoted as saying, the higher his chances are of being president one day.  If he had started his tweet with “This dumb motherfucker right here…” it would have been even more effective.

This is how every sentence regarding this fucking guy should begin.  

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1 hour ago, VABuckeye said:

I can see Amtrak taking down the catenary from DC to New York and installing giant fucking magnets now.  L-O-FUCKING-L.

All they need to do is install signs or better yet, put up a banner. Cost would be minimal, while asking for billions for the project. Turnip and his team of dimwits wouldn’t ever know, or care. They’d pass the project in lieu of a percentage off the top. 

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Every time Dotard opens his mouth I feel like Frank Grimes from The Simpsons. And like him, everyone around just going "Yeah man, that's just how he is. Anyway...."

I mean my god, imagine Biden rambling about magnets and how no one knows how they work. You would have had half the democratic party calling on him to get 25th'd. 

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7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Every time Dotard opens his mouth I feel like Frank Grimes from The Simpsons. And like him, everyone around just going "Yeah man, that's just how he is. Anyway...."

I mean my god, imagine Biden rambling about magnets and how no one knows how they work. You would have had half the democratic party calling on him to get 25th'd. 

I approve of this well curated Simpson's deep cut. 

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Right now in London there is an “anti racism” show happening next to my office.

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On one side of the street there are the anti m-racists

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On the other side are the pro-racists

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Those are Trump flags and Israel flags. The maga disease has spread so far. It needs to be exterminated.



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