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Dotard just said that the LAPD said that if Trump hadn't sent in the national guard, that we would have "lost L.A.". Link?

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On 1/1/2026 at 2:13 PM, VABuckeye said:

There's a reason that you don't abuse aspirin. Dumbass (and RFK Jr) think they're smarter than medical science.

22 hours ago, ImNotMarkinson said:

There is a theory that if someone wants to spout nonsense, they can say there is a theory about it so it sounds attributed to someone else.

I heard a credible theory* that the blood attributed to his ear really came from his hand not his ear. When he fell on the floor and bumped his hand on the pedestal or tried to pull his shoes back on he tore the thin skin on his hand. He claimed it was his ear to show how near death he was for hero status.

*A strong, masculine, silent type secret service agent came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, "Sir, ..."

On 1/1/2026 at 3:20 PM, tx ind said:

That explains the diapers. I feel bad for the cleaning staff at the White House residence.

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Video: Person appears to throw bags out White House window in viral video |  Daily Mail Online

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11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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epstein was a mosad asset

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23 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

Tapper gearing up for another book

Revealing that he had a CT Scan and not an MRI is like no-shit, that fat fucker wouldn't fit in an MRI machine and would stroke out from the tube/claustrophobia and the gas from farting.

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13 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Revealing that he had a CT Scan and not an MRI is like no-shit, that fat fucker wouldn't fit in an MRI machine and would stroke out from the tube/claustrophobia and the gas from farting.

can you wear a diaper in an mri ?

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10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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lololololol

The WWE Presidency Ladies and Gentlemen

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The WWE Presidency Ladies and Gentlemen

Adults in charge.

42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I want off this ride man.

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

These people are dumb as fuck. They seriously think we are living in the 1700s and should just conquer random countries for fun

It’s like watching Kramer and Newman playing Risk.

On 1/1/2026 at 2:09 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Poor Fox News is going to be crowded out.

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Yeah, we can’t get real insight from, you know, people who are educated on a particular subject.

"We'll take Greenland by force if we have to and where's my fucking Nobel Peace Prize? And also we'll fucking take you too Canada and fuck you Ukraine and where's that god damn Nobel Prize?? Also we run Venezuela now because we want to take their oil and why didn't I win a Nobel Peace Prize??"

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

They had twitter open during this thing

wtf lol

Did they run this operation through Twitter DMs instead of Signal chat?

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Damn, he's actually trying to be Hitler.

3 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Damn, he's actually trying to be Hitler.

This is what convinced you?

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One thing that’s becoming pretty fucking clear. The chances of us having legitimate, functioning elections in 2026 are dropping below 50%, and the chance of us having ANY national-office elections in 2028 is approaching zero.

Oh, and another rock-solid guarantee: the usual suspect who tell me I have TDS, that will never happen, nobody wants that, etc…when it happens, will be split 50/50 between being for it all along, and being dead silent. Because the greatest enemies this republic has are the collaborators within who are joyfully supporting its dismantling.

12 hours ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

God should kill all but 2 of them.

If any righteous god existed the world population would be about 1 billion at most right now

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

One thing that’s becoming pretty fucking clear. The chances of us having legitimate, functioning elections in 2026 are dropping below 50%, and the chance of us having ANY national-office elections in 2028 is approaching zero.

Oh, and another rock-solid guarantee: the usual suspect who tell me I have TDS, that will never happen, nobody wants that, etc…when it happens, will be split 50/50 between being for it all along, and being dead silent. Because the greatest enemies this republic has are the collaborators within who are joyfully supporting its dismantling.

Who knows what the odds are at this point. It's a complete shit show of cowardice, incompetence, and corruption.

On a flight for work I recently reread Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Man, Thompson really nailed America between the eyes with that one. The same generation that attempted to create a better and more equitable country became far more greedy and destructive than the generation before them.

Like Thompson's characters we also have two choices. We can allow this to consume and destroy us from within. Or embrace the chaotic descent as a way to confront the death of the American Dream. Finding a strange "victory" in experiencing the bizarre, corrupt core of American culture while riding the ship down to the depths of self destruction.

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The speed at which people are pivoting from daycare fraud experts to geopolitical analysts is breathtaking.

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

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He's glamming up his little black tent with gold painted or plastic chairs. Klass!

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

One thing that’s becoming pretty fucking clear. The chances of us having legitimate, functioning elections in 2026 are dropping below 50%, and the chance of us having ANY national-office elections in 2028 is approaching zero.

Oh, and another rock-solid guarantee: the usual suspect who tell me I have TDS, that will never happen, nobody wants that, etc…when it happens, will be split 50/50 between being for it all along, and being dead silent. Because the greatest enemies this republic has are the collaborators within who are joyfully supporting its dismantling.

Laand of the cucks and ho-ome of the tame.

No bottom.

55 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Who knows what the odds are at this point. It's a complete shit show of cowardice, incompetence, and corruption.

On a flight for work I recently reread Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Man, Thompson really nailed America between the eyes with that one. The same generation that attempted to create a better and more equitable country became far more greedy and destructive than the generation before them.

Like Thompson's characters we also have two choices. We can allow this to consume and destroy us from within. Or embrace the chaotic descent as a way to confront the death of the American Dream. Finding a strange "victory" in experiencing the bizarre, corrupt core of American culture while riding the ship down to the depths of self destruction.

No generation is homogenized.

The end of WW2 got America 50% of the world market. That inflow of wealth changed everything. That generation gave us the National Security State, constant state of war with somebody, the rape of Latin America, The School of the Americas, and they were as greedy as any generation. It's not genetic. It's not inherent.

Maybe the worst thing that happened during that time, and I noticed it at the time, was changing the branding of conflict with the communist countries from Liberty/Democracy versus Oppression/Dictators to Capitalism versus Communism.

Gordon Gecko. The wonders of the market. Greed is good. That doesn't start in 1980.

All of this was in the air. It doesn't arise from the hearts and minds of the masses. The masses react.

Believing there is a big difference in the people from one generation to the next is silly. Believing that's where the real conflict lies is counterproductive.

Future generations will hate us all and rightfully. Is it only boomers driving to their cubicle job in giant pick up trucks? You think boomers alone elected Trump? Do you think boomers are the only ones denying the coming climate cataclysm because they won't give up hamburgers or private transportation to save their own fucking kids? Those kids will rightfully despise all of us. They won't single out a single generation. They'll see the big picture.

Boomers suck as much as anybody. Maybe more. Who gives a shit, their (our) grip is loosening. Take some fucking responsibility yourself. Adhere to Sgt. Hartman:

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@Derka Got some more hard in the paint for you. This is how you tell these folks what you think of them and that you aren’t scared to say it. The Charlie Kirk stuff was just the chef’s kiss. This man needs to start posting on here.

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

When you have a government run by sociopaths that was elected by sociopaths this is what you get.

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we are a government with no congress or supreme court

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

He's glamming up his little black tent with gold painted or plastic chairs. Klass!

Look, first of all, tremendous success. Everybody’s saying it. The operation in Venezuela - flawless. Absolutely flawless. And now the fake news wants to talk about curtains. Black curtains. Can you believe this?

Let me tell you something about that war room at Mar-a-Lago. People love Mar-a-Lago. World-class facility. Built beautifully. Very secure. The best people go there.

I was approached - personally - by the Director of the CIA. Very serious guy. Very smart. Knows security better than anyone. He comes up to me and he says with tears in his eyes, “Sir, I’ve been in war rooms all over the world - Pentagon, Langley, you name it - and this is the most secure war room I’ve ever seen.” His words. Not mine.

He said the blackout curtains were incredible. Military-grade. Total light discipline. No visibility, no leaks, no nothing. You couldn’t see in, you couldn’t hear in. Frankly, safer than most government buildings, which have a lot of problems, as you know.

People forget - security isn’t about how ugly a room looks. It’s about results. It’s about control. It’s about knowing what you’re doing. And we knew exactly what we were doing.

So when the media laughs about curtains, just remember: while they were joking, we were winning. And the CIA director knew it. Everybody knew it.

Thank you very much for your attention to this matter.

11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

One thing that’s becoming pretty fucking clear. The chances of us having legitimate, functioning elections in 2026 are dropping below 50%, and the chance of us having ANY national-office elections in 2028 is approaching zero.

Oh, and another rock-solid guarantee: the usual suspect who tell me I have TDS, that will never happen, nobody wants that, etc…when it happens, will be split 50/50 between being for it all along, and being dead silent. Because the greatest enemies this republic has are the collaborators within who are joyfully supporting its dismantling.

we are definitely not having elections, or fair and transparent elections. And even if we did, and he/Rs lost, there wouldn't be any change at all. It will be bubbled up here and there, delegitimatized and basically noised to bolivia.

Cuba and Greenland are next. Mexico is on call, only because they are an actual country with an actual army, not to mention the cartels.

The lives of Americans, which is already degrading for years if not decades, will now take a radical hit in 2026.

I can't wait for the Karens having a fit when their tourist visas to Italy are cancelled in July. Because one thing is for certain - 5 minutes from now doesn't exist in these people's heads. We label this a lack of shame, cruelty is the point, etc., but the governing reality is these people are functionally retarded.

For fuck sake the general giving the debrief at yesterday's presser used the term "self defense" multiple times to paint a picture our BRAVE and PRECISE warriors had to engage in as they left with the asset.

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good to see the adults back in charge.

11 hours ago, Pancho said:

Who else knew that shouldn’t? Signal gate but x100000000

24 minutes ago, Covri said:

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Not fat enough.

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