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2 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Fucking with the FBI and CIA, hard, is a bold strategy.  Let's see how it works out for them.

DeBaathification worked out ok for the Coalition Provisional Authority, what’s the worst that could happen?

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My wife just texted me; her agency email is getting examined.  No big deal; she's used to it. She doesn't use government hardware to look at social media, shopping, whatnot.  She has never even used her office wifi for her personal devices.  She has never had her work email on personal devices.

However, the word "culture" that she has used in the past in her work email may or may not be grounds for her dismissal.

 

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16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

My wife just texted me; her agency email is getting examined.  No big deal; she's used to it. She doesn't use government hardware to look at social media, shopping, whatnot.  She has never even used her office wifi for her personal devices.  She has never had her work email on personal devices.

However, the word "culture" that she has used in the past in her work email may or may not be grounds for her dismissal.

 

Now imagine you're the FDA's main man on yogurt

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32 minutes ago, The Dog said:

fucking the goat:

 

13 hour suspension then immediate backtrack. 

Good. I was worried I may not be able to redeem all my new temu coupons. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does she maintain gendered restrooms in her home?  Did she demand them at the citadel?

She's lucky wasn't targeted by the Ten.  

 

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2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Now do it for Treasury, FBI agents, USAID, and DEI.

He seems to be focusing on his own supporters for deportation, so let's backburner outrage on that front.

Tough luck for the queens and the coons and the reds and the Jews Muslims.

Fucking amazing.

5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

NYT needs to substitute the word "leaking" for the phrase "being sold to" and then we're there.

That dipshit Radcliffe used to office in my old building.  /csb

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

They found out that it was going to hold up all the MAGA swag that's being made over there.....

Did those gold sneakers ever get made?

45 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I mean....seriously....let's break that down.

1) The CIA LITERALLY created a list of every person the agency hired in the past two years.  A list.  Of all of them.

2) It then sent that list....via fucking EMAIL....to the White House.

 

Think of all the movies and TV shows you've seen built around the plot device of there being a list of US spies/assets, stored on a thumb drive or somesuch, which was much sought after by our enemies, and the hero had to chase down and secure "the list" before it fell into the wrong hands.

Today?  The administration just types up the list, and sends it via unsecured email.  Which can be hacked by every single foreign state that exists.  For fuck's sake, I bet even Vanuatu has someone capable of hacking fucking email accounts.

Yes, the adults are DEFINITELY in charge now.

Jesus tittyfucking Christ.

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

True snowflakes won't be watching the Superbowl because they might see Taylor.

Sure.  That's what they'll say.  

But secretly, they really want to see Taylor too.

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....seriously....let's break that down.

1) The CIA LITERALLY created a list of every person the agency hired in the past two years.  A list.  Of all of them.

2) It then sent that list....via fucking EMAIL....to the White House.

 

Think of all the movies and TV shows you've seen built around the plot device of there being a list of US spies/assets, stored on a thumb drive or somesuch, which was much sought after by our enemies, and the hero had to chase down and secure "the list" before it fell into the wrong hands.

Today?  The administration just types up the list, and sends it via unsecured email.  Which can be hacked by every single foreign state that exists.  For fuck's sake, I bet even Vanuatu has someone capable of hacking fucking email accounts.

Yes, the adults are DEFINITELY in charge now.

Jesus tittyfucking Christ.

Remember when Scooter Libby was prosecuted and convicted (and later had his sentence commuted) for leaking the identity of 1 CIA operative? I remember. 

1 hour ago, locodos said:

Now imagine you're the FDA's main man on yogurt

Bear flavor approval on track. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

has anyone seen my temu order ? 

I’m looking for coupons

Between saying he's gonna take over Gaza and turn it into Atlantic City and that if he's ever shot at to bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran, somethings definitely getting blowed up over here in the next few years. Just normal shit.

3 hours ago, troph said:

These fucking idiots have no idea that politicizing trans bodies is politicizing all women’s bodies. You think you’re free from suspicion, harassment, and inspection. Shit girl, think again. You thought the patriarchy was bad before, give them an inch to police my body, they will come for you as well. It ain’t just abortion, its inspection, hormone checks, fuck you let them go all the way it’s back to husband consent to medical procedures of any kind, oh and permission for youth marriage like what’s on the docket in one of the states for 17 year olds where the groom is in the military. You fucking people are so god damn dense. Owning women’s bodies and our/their rights is the goal, not just policing trans women.

Assaults on abortion rights, trans rights, etc. have always been about subjugation of women. There is no other logical conclusion. To suggest otherwise is willful ignorance, outright bad faith, or alarming stupidity.

Not to shoot the messenger NYT, and definitely the CIA's bad here, but maybe don't alert China, Russia, Iran, etc. to that by publishing it?

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5 minutes ago, Keef said:

Not to shoot the messenger NYT, and definitely the CIA's bad here, but maybe don't alert China, Russia, Iran, etc. to that by publishing it?

If there was an unsecured email sent from the CIA to the White House, all of those parties read it before the NYT even knew about it.

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

If there was an unsecured email sent from the CIA to the White House, all of those parties read it before the NYT even knew about it.

That's probably fair.  But still, just in case they didn't maybe don't publish that.

8 minutes ago, Keef said:

Not to shoot the messenger NYT, and definitely the CIA's bad here, but maybe don't alert China, Russia, Iran, etc. to that by publishing it?

Come on, man. The NYT probably found out from the Russians or Iran. 

6 minutes ago, Keef said:

That's probably fair.  But still, just in case they didn't maybe don't publish that.

Or what? The American people might be horrified to learn that dangerously incompetent boobs are putting human lives and national security at risk and demand that congress exercise oversight? 

Trump's lucky that the CIA doesn't have a history of assassinating leaders who get in the way

19 minutes ago, Keef said:

That's probably fair.  But still, just in case they didn't maybe don't publish that.

Are you under the impression Chinese intelligence is having a copy of the NYT delivered so they can get the scoop?

10 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Trump's lucky that the CIA doesn't have a history of assassinating leaders who get in the way

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4 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Fucking with the FBI and CIA, hard, is a bold strategy.  Let's see how it works out for them.

This is the truth.  Sure this hurts both agencies.  But both agencies have people 100000x smarter than trump and his merry band of dipshits.  Got my popcorn...

19 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Trump's lucky that the CIA doesn't have a history of assassinating leaders who get in the way

Seems like they’d have at least as much cause as in the early 60s.

5 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

As a practical matter, short of calling for an armed uprising there isn't much the Democratic party can do other than throw sand in the gears of government and pound the table to try and draw attention to all the worst shit Trump/Elon are doing. Hell, the MSM is still barely covering Elon's coup. So yeah, they need to come up with something that resonates just to get the media to actually cover this shit.

And, I think some of it is going to have to wait a few weeks or months until inflation is unimproved, or worse.

 A lot of people don't understand the Elmo problem, don't care, or actually think shredding government is good (it might actually be if everyone left wasn't a toady).

But when all of Trump's campaign promises turn out to be bullshit, especially the economic ones, they can hammer him with:

Trump promised you lower prices and no P2025.  Well, you got higher prices and P2025.  And a bunch of stupid shit like Greenland, Panama, etc.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

And, I think some of it is going to have to wait a few weeks or months until inflation is unimproved, or worse.

 A lot of people don't understand the Elmo problem, don't care, or actually think shredding government is good (it might actually be if everyone left wasn't a toady).

But when all of Trump's campaign promises turn out to be bullshit, especially the economic ones, they can hammer him with:

Trump promised you lower prices and no P2025.  Well, you got higher prices and P2025.  And a bunch of stupid shit like Greenland, Panama, etc.

Within a couple of months, these complaints will seem quaint. These assholes are so reckless I wouldn't be surprised if they start crashing (more) planes any moment now.

3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Let's not ascribe more power to our enemy than he already has.  Even though Elmo and tfg are fuck ups, that doesn't mean their security are fuck ups too.  

But more than that, never interrupt your enemy while he's making a mistake.  They both continue to do things that benefit Russia and China - namely, fucking up America.  So there's currently no need for him to do so.  Even if he could, and it would pain him not to do so if we continue to support Ukraine, he won't because the fuckups those two are committing are bigger than just Ukraine.  

 

Trump barely listens to his security.  Or they're awful - likely a combo.  Look at the bozo who climbed up on a shed in broad daylight to set up shop before shooting at his fat head.  I would bet absolutely anything if Putin put all his resources to sleeping either clown, he could easily do it.  I'm not talking something causing mass casualties either.  

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

Within a couple of months, these complaints will seem quaint. These assholes are so reckless I wouldn't be surprised if they start crashing (more) planes any moment now.

100%.  

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Within a couple of months, these complaints will seem quaint. These assholes are so reckless I wouldn't be surprised if they start crashing (more) planes any moment now.

Possibly right.  I think it might take some more time before the current bullshit really starts to hit people "where they live." 

One kind of interesting thing is that the "deport criminals" seems to resonate, but maybe not deport law-abiding workers.  So that might be a fruitful line of attack.  I think immigration and the economy were the big things Ds lost on.

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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Possibly right.  I think it might take some more time before the current bullshit really starts to hit people "where they live."

At the rate things are going, it will be far too late.

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Trump barely listens to his security.  Or they're awful - likely a combo.  Look at the bozo who climbed up on a shed in broad daylight to set up shop before shooting at his fat head.  I would bet absolutely anything if Putin put all his resources to sleeping either clown, he could easily do it.  I'm not talking something causing mass casualties either.  

I don't feel like this is really much of a refutation.  I mean, you're not wrong, tfg is an idoit who puts himself in compromising situations all the time.  Literally.  

Yet at the same time, Putin has thrown his eggs in the Ukraine basket.  My guess is a significant number of his operatives have been whacked both in and out of Ukraine, by Ukraine. 

So maybe, if Putin decided to really focus himself on it, he could get tfg killed. But again, why would he?  He's getting what he wants now.  Anyone who replaced him, sans Elmo would be an improvement.  Nah.  He don't want that.

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

At the rate things are going, it will be far too late.

Sure it will, and well-deserved.  But as far as Ds starting up messaging for midterms and later, they're probably going to have a goldmine of shit to attack.

7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Possibly right.  I think it might take some more time before the current bullshit really starts to hit people "where they live." 

One kind of interesting thing is that the "deport criminals" seems to resonate, but maybe not deport law-abiding workers.  So that might be a fruitful line of attack.  I think immigration and the economy were the big things Ds lost on.

Is Congress going to bring the defeated immigration bill back up for Trump to pass and take credit for?  Or a right wing version only version?  I thought the border was a crisis.  

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Sure it will, and well-deserved.  But as far as Ds starting up messaging for midterms and later, they're probably going to have a goldmine of shit to attack.

Will anyone care? In a sane world, J6, P2025, etc., would have sunk any candidate and turned off the vast majority of voters. He got MORE votes after all of that.

Trump could start WWIII and all he'll need to do is run some ads in October about the LGTBQ cabal and the American people will fall in line.

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Will anyone care? In a sane world, J6, P2025, etc., would have sunk any candidate and turned off the vast majority of voters. He got MORE votes after all of that.

Trump could start WWIII and all he'll need to do is run some ads in October about the LGTBQ cabal and the American people will fall in line.

His base, no.  But, I think we have to admit that Ds lost a "convinceable middle" who aren't very engaged and D messaging didn't hit them right, plus incumbency.

53 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Are you under the impression Chinese intelligence is having a copy of the NYT delivered so they can get the scoop?

“Ah sooo… Dems in disarray!”

40 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Look at the bozo who climbed up on a shed in broad daylight to set up shop before shooting at his fat head

You just made the list, buddy

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Kristi walks a difficult tight rope: explaining why we are deporting the Venezuelans who fled their repressive authoritarian country, while still keeping her Trump family dick sucking mouth position in the “available” position.

Political violence including riots have to be soon to follow, right? A part of me thinks that we’re going to go out with a whimper with nary a protest. What else is there to do? National strike?

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