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27 minutes ago, Bookman said:

What gets me is how many brown people voted for this. Ummmm, they want you to be deported as well you idiot.

The "but I'm one of the good ones, he doesn't mean ME" self-deception runs STRONG in 2020s America.

Yes, you fucking idiots, they DO mean you.  Hispanics are sure as shit finding that out.  They don't just want to pull you over and beat the shit out of you, and then find out you're legal.  No, they want to do all that AND DEPORT YOU ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A REAL AMERICAN.  Vivek and Dinesh found that out as well re: Indians.  "But I'm a MAGA patriot?"  No, you're just a dirty curry-eater -- BEGONE, YOU NOT TRUE AMERICAN!

They.  Fucking. HATE YOU.  Wake.  The fuck.  UP.  The GQP is a white supremacist party of hate, they don't hide it, they shout it loudly and en masse.

So, yeah, every person who doesn't look like one of the Aryan Nation posters that our Department of Homeland Security is putting up who nonetheless voted for this....maybe put some seasoning on your face, so the leopards can dine in style.

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I was having lunch with my cousin last week, and as we were sitting down eating, an Army dude walked in with a young hispanic male in street clothes. I assume it was a recruiter giving him the sales pitch. Hispanic kid was late teens/ early 20s, clean cut and nicely dressed, but had a bunch of tattoos. My first thought was "If that kid was white I'd assume he was a proud boy type". You know the look...skin fade and hard part, well dressed and well groomed, but then a bunch of tats? Then I start looking at the tats. Is that...yep, sure is...III%er tat just above his left elbow, and oh look...the same "We the People" tat down his forearm as Pete Kegsbreath. I didn't get a good look at the rest of his tats, but I assume there was other WP iconography mixed in there. My first thought was "Great, like we need more of these assholes in the service". My next thought was "Damn Uncle Tomas, how do you think the boys down in Juarez are gonna like those tats once MAGA uses you up and dumps you across the border?". 

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So when enough resign and there’s a slim dem majority, the new minority reps will just agree to whatever the majority wants, like they claim the dems should have been doing?  Yes?  And special election winners will wait 6 weeks to be seated?  Yes?

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2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

The way I read it is that there may be a revolt against Johnson even before the Democrats retake the majority. 

Those things always go smoothly for the Republicans.

I am kind of jealous though. I have no idea how shitty a Democratic leader has to be before our losers revolt.

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3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Those things always go smoothly for the Republicans.

I am kind of jealous though. I have no idea how shitty a Democratic leader has to be before our losers revolt.

They can be pretty shitty. Jennifer Welch of the "I've Had it" podcast was on "On with Kara Swisher" today and she blows up Hakeem, Schumer and a few others catch some shrapnel from her grenade. I recommend a listen, I need to add that pod to my listen

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Those things always go smoothly for the Republicans.

I am kind of jealous though. I have no idea how shitty a Democratic leader has to be before our losers revolt.

What’s the Dem equivalent of Trump losing Nick Fuentes, Laura Loomer, and Marjorie Taylor Greene?

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11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Lol

Dems in disarray - NYT, probably 

6-8 of those GOP members could band together and change Congress tomorrow. Look at what just Massie did. So, cry me a river you feckless fascists. I hope none of them who empowered this unconstitutional dictatorship ever can hold an elected position again 

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None of this is terribly shocking since the only thing the GOP constituent groups can agree on is that they hate paying taxes.  
 

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19 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

6-8 of those GOP members could band together and change Congress tomorrow. Look at what just Massie did. So, cry me a river you feckless fascists. I hope none of them who empowered this unconstitutional dictatorship ever can hold an elected position again 

This.  They could all go in with the Dems and impeach him.  Use Epstein as a reason and be done.  It would need to be all of them, though, and we know that's not going to happen.

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Remember 5 years ago when all the "reasonable" rank and file who were just "doing their job" were jumping ship, terrified that they'd be tied to the Trump administration forever? Too little too late, but still commendable. How maybe returned to the fold for a little power and the chance for some menial upward mobility within the GOP?

Fuck. Every. One. Of. Your. Faces.

I hope all of your kids are ashamed of you.

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2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

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Caravan of Fools.

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since this ran this morning -- 4 hours ago? -- ive gotten countless text messages from House Republicans agreeing with this sentiment. and saying why the hell should we stay in congress if all we're going to do is vote on censures and be a potted plant.

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