Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Sbbruin 21567]

I'd be Mr. Poopypants

 

[crash_davis 23038]

HOLY SHIT!!!!

[futureman 22324]

meh.  killer whales are friendly when they’re not in a tank. 

[Kennythetiger 9274]

Tell that to this little guy:

 

[Bullneck 18617]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

I'd be Mr. Poopypants

 

The person (woman?) in the boat was super helpful finally getting around to pulling him out of area. But not letting him in the boat.

[deadshank 24644]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

I'd be Mr. Poopypants

 

Fish weren't biting topwaters that day

[Buzzrock 14775]

Pretty sure my boat buddy is getting a punch in the face when I finally get aboard

[HenryJames 64907]

7 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

[SurlyBDR 22349]

7 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

@futureman every time he leaves a Mike White comment on the Cowboys thread

[futureman 22324]

1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

@futureman every time he leaves a Mike White comment on the Cowboys thread

fearless and untouchable. 

[Atxracer 797]

26 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Pretty sure my boat buddy is getting a punch in the face when I finally get aboard

It looked like a chick/his wife.   'nuff said. 

[mulletpelini 5206]

you think he's pissed she lost her opp to get rid of him.

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

People think Yellowstone is a petting zoo, I’m sure there’s a decent chunk of people think orcas (and dolphins) are nice. 

Also, why can’t I find a gif of an orca biting Bo derek’s leg off?

 

[Lone Star Horn 2007]

Yeah, but that Orca was mad and wanted revenge for his family being hunted.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13271]

Get the boat over here to attempt to scare off Shamu. 

[HenryJames 64907]

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

People think Yellowstone is a petting zoo, I’m sure there’s a decent chunk of people think orcas (and dolphins) are nice. 

Also, why can’t I find a gif of an orca biting Bo derek’s leg off?

 

There are better Bo Derek gifs out there.

[futureman 22324]

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

People think Yellowstone is a petting zoo, I’m sure there’s a decent chunk of people think orcas (and dolphins) are nice. 

Also, why can’t I find a gif of an orca biting Bo derek’s leg off?

orcas don’t really go after people in the wild.  just doesn’t happen.  they’re probably smarter than we are and they know we’re cool.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3534]

Am I the only one who was a little disappointed when the boat got up to speed the orca didn't leap out of the water and take the guy out?

[Buzzrock 14775]

orcas don’t really go after people in the wild.  just doesn’t happen.  they’re probably smarter than we are and they know we’re cool.

[Underdog 27966]

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

People think Yellowstone is a petting zoo, I’m sure there’s a decent chunk of people think orcas (and dolphins) are nice. 

Also, why can’t I find a gif of an orca biting Bo derek’s leg off?

 

 

6 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Yeah, but that Orca was mad and wanted revenge for his family being hunted.

Well done, fellas. 

 

Such a great shitty movie, a guilty pleasure. 

[You don't know me 1161]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

orcas don’t really go after people in the wild.  just doesn’t happen.  they’re probably smarter than we are and they know we’re cool.

Or they just know that we taste horrible because of all the shit we eat.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

That dude almost got his Willie freed. 

[SquishMitten 10368]

Man, that Orca video is crazy. It was obviously being playful, swimming upside down beneath him as the boat got up to speed, but holy shit nonetheless.

[crash_davis 23038]

i don't believe that there has been one documented case in history of an orca attacking a human in the wild.  however, seaworld trainers are open game.

that orca wanted to play.  still would shit my shorts.

[Kyrie Eleison 9248]

sure you all have seen this...

 

[crash_davis 23038]

this is a truly oh shit moment.  starting at 6 seconds, watch the wave.  looks like the orca aborted when it realized the prey was just a rad surfer, not some tasty blubbery seal.

 

[Sbbruin 21567]

There has never been a fatal orca attack on a human in the wild, and only one recorded bite.  But I’d still shit myself.

[BonzoMontreaux 1032]

23 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

sure you all have seen this...

 

Honestly, if the swimmer did get bit or eaten, they were dressed like they were asking for it anyway.

[Catpfish 618]

5 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

Honestly, if the swimmer did get bit or eaten, they were dressed like they were asking for it anyway.

Is that you, Art Briles?

[futureman 22324]

6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

There has never been a fatal orca attack on a human in the wild, and only one recorded bite.  But I’d still shit myself.

and that bite was an accident.  the orca felt terrible.  

[HenryJames 64907]

7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

...when it realized the prey was just a rad surfer...

 

[Homercles 10162]

14 hours ago, futureman said:

orcas don’t really go after people in the wild.  just doesn’t happen.  they’re probably smarter than we are and they know we’re cool.

[Homercles 10162]

14 hours ago, futureman said:

orcas don’t really go after people in the wild.  just doesn’t happen.  they’re probably smarter than we are and they know we’re cool.

DP

Edited August 29, 2019 by Homercles

[mulletpelini 5206]

so suicide by orca is a myth.

[Bullneck 18617]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

[woohorn 1130]

OK, so if one of those dudes had jumped in to help the seal, the shamus wouldn't have chawed on him?

[futureman 22324]

49 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

so suicide by orca is a myth.

you can’t say vic hasn’t tried. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Candygram...

 

[crash_davis 23038]

11 hours ago, woohorn said:

OK, so if one of those dudes had jumped in to help the seal, the shamus wouldn't have chawed on him?

if some dude jumps in to interrupt an orca doing orca things like feeding on it's natural prey, then we would all be hoping that the orca takes the dude out of the gene pool.  and we still wouldn't call it an attack on a human, we'd call it justice by the grace of darwin.

[AM Wood 335]

On 8/28/2019 at 7:15 AM, futureman said:

orcas don’t really go after people in the wild.  just doesn’t happen.  they’re probably smarter than we are and they know we’re cool.

if they're so smart why don't the build a ladder to get out of that pool at seaworld?

[futureman 22324]

1 minute ago, AM Wood said:

if they're so smart why don't the build a ladder to get out of that pool at seaworld?

they absolutely would if they had opposable thumbs. 

[Jerry Callo 8626]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

they absolutely would if they had opposable thumbs. 

The smart, yet ill equipped theory of mammalian evolutionary roadblocks.  

[AM Wood 335]

my step brother kenny is missing an entire arm and he broke out of prison for a day.

[SquishMitten 10368]

Bet they got some good "armed/unarmed man" headlines out of that one.

[Bevojoe 44]

Must be opening day of zucchini hunting season. Who knew? Like the hunting cat though...

 

[Bevojoe 44]

Jerry and Zeke's continuing negotiations

[crash_davis 23038]

holy shit! those are big red Xs.

[crash_davis 23038]

 

prelude to 110 broken bones.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9803826/yoga-woman-balances-balcony-apartment-falls-breaks-bones/

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Alexa Terrazas, 23, often practised complicated yoga poses on her balcony but on Saturday she slipped and fell from her third-floor apartment in San Pedro, Mexico.

A friend of the 23-year-old took a snap as she hung precariously from the balcony’s railing, just moments before slipping and falling to the ground below.

in the link, there's another vid for another woman falling off a balcony trying to take a selfie.

the selfie was to die for!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

The quest for the perfect Tik Tok / Snap Chat video will lead to millions of deaths.

 

Good. 

[smuggs 9304]

Downward, downward, downward, downward, downward dog.