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I know they aren't the hottest things around, but 7 years old and eating 25 fire in the hole wings? 
Holy shit
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His next record is size 42 pants at age 12, followed by a coronary bypass at 16.
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12 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

I know they aren't the hottest things around, but 7 years old and eating 25 fire in the hole wings? 

Holy shit

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Eli = The New Uncle Boobs? 

19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

I know they aren't the hottest things around, but 7 years old and eating 25 fire in the hole wings? 

Holy shit

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Forget the heat…25 wings at 7?  Does he have a second stomach in his forehead?

53 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Forget the heat…25 wings at 7?  Does he have a second stomach in his forehead?

25 number ones isn’t an accomplishment. he’s just a stupid kid with social media whore parents. 

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33 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

Random trashcans doing random things.

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

It’s not THAT the wind is blowing, it’s WHAT the wind is blowing. 

31 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

This would be round the clock coverage here.

Good Lord, what's that thing made of?!

1 minute ago, Parliament said:

Good Lord, what's that thing made of?!

No shit.  Wtf?

16 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Good Lord, what's that thing made of?! 

Polystyrene clad siding  according to comments 

13 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Hopefully someone can find a tweet to embed here

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10220237078742596&id=1396497172

that blade alone is a half million bucks.  nevermind the train being fucked up and the highway being shut down ....

 

and as the commentors said on that link.... why in the holy fuck didnt the truck just floor it when the gates came down.    escort truck be damned. 

 

its a fuckload cheaper to lose the blade and the escort truck than be liable for a train derailment. 

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:


 

Just what kind of relationship did the farmer and his aunt have?

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Just what kind of relationship did the farmer and his aunt have?

Biblical?

aggie-esque.

Polystyrene clad siding  according to comments 

Yeah…that’s fucking insane. Like that tower in the UK as well - “let’s wrap it in some of the most flammable shit imaginable. What, we’re out of gasoline soaked rags? Fine, go with polystyrene.”
On 8/23/2021 at 5:33 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

Kevin would have gone outside to wrassle.

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need to see if that guy has eligibility.... nice form.

Uhhh... that was poor technique. Didn't wrap up and lift at all. More like a weak clothesline.

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I didn't need Snopes for that.  It's physics and Bernoulli and such.

So I'm fucked for posting it then fucked for posting proof it's fake? Just what does it take to gain your approval?

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17 hours ago, futureman said:

25 number ones isn’t an accomplishment. he’s just a stupid kid with social media whore parents. 

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# team 5. Gristle is damn good.

Manager, "Kid's gotta eat all 25 of 'em."

Dad, "There's nothing in that basket but gristle and fat."

Manager, "He eats everything but the bone or it ain't free."

Dad, "Uh son, can I have a word with you?"  

RIP, John Candy

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Manager, "Kid's gotta eat all 25 of 'em."

Dad, "There's nothing in that basket but gristle and fat."

Manager, "He eats everything but the bone or it ain't free."

Dad, "Uh son, can I have a word with you?"  

RIP, John Candy

Underrated movie.

13 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Underrated movie.

extremely. 

22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Manager, "Kid's gotta eat all 25 of 'em."

Dad, "There's nothing in that basket but gristle and fat."

Manager, "He eats everything but the bone or it ain't free."

Dad, "Uh son, can I have a word with you?"  

RIP, John Candy

listen, if I can get a dessert down him you think you can throw in a couple of paul bunyan hats for the kids?

18 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Cantore was broadcasting from Canal Street yesterday during the storm and he was posted up right next to an over-turned dumpster.  Was wishing another dumpster or trashcan would have come flying down the street and destroyed him.  We don't need to see you broadcasting standing in the wind and rain.  Go back inside dumbass.

He probably ded. 

15 hours ago, Parliament said:

Good Lord, what's that thing made of?!

Think there was another fire over there a few years ago that was very similar. Some sort of panels they instal on the exterior of a lot of buildings turned out to be highly flammable. I would've thought they'd have removed that shit from every building afterwards, but I wonder if this is the same thing.

Gee, a failure by Italian Engineering.  Wow, did not see that coming.  

There is a reason nothing in your home or business is labeled, "Italian Engineered" on the back.  

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Gee, a failure by Italian Engineering.  Wow, did not see that coming.  

There is a reason nothing in your home or business is labeled, "Italian Engineered" on the back.  

Is this your Lamborghini owner humblebrag?

nmnm

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