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I bet you would, you rude motherfucker.

The Americas is all you get.

Piss up a rope, futureman.

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Earth with no atmosphere or oceans.

I gotta be honest….the Pacific freaks me the fuck out.
22 minutes ago, brakeman said:

I bet you would, you rude motherfucker.

The Americas is all you get.

Piss up a rope, futureman.

you ok?

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12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I gotta be honest….the Pacific freaks me the fuck out.

yeah let’s get a look at the mariana trench. 

I gotta do everything around here… that tibetan plateau is something. 

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On 1/14/2022 at 1:53 PM, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Hammer head.  13 footer. 

A what? 

 

 

 

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IC1396 Elephant Trunk Nebula in the M16 Eagle Nebula.
 

 

I hope the moron is arrested and spends several years in prison.  That turd needs to be flushed.

I hope the moron is arrested and spends several years in prison.  That turd needs to be flushed.

Dude. Tulsa cops won’t even make an arrest. He just feared for his life, it was self defense!

There’s functionally no situation where shooting isn’t justified anymore.
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Dude. Tulsa cops won’t even make an arrest. He just feared for his life, it was self defense!

There’s functionally no situation where shooting isn’t justified anymore.

he probably is a cop

9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

Lights green, motherfucker.  What are you waiting for…. Christmas?! 

59 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Lights green, motherfucker.  What are you waiting for…. Christmas?! 

Any particular shade of green you're waiting on?

This should be an easy case for the guys on The first 48 to solve. 


 
 

What’s the big deal? The inside of Mark Mangino’s toilet sees that every day.

 

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go bullets!

 

 

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10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy shit ... this guy is not only batshit crazy but completely fucking awesome.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

Not sure I’m following you, here. 

Meaning the exaggerated heights are very off in the first one.  I’d heard that if the earth was shrunk to the size of a pool ball, it’d be smoother than a pool ball. 

16 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Meaning the exaggerated heights are very off in the first one.  I’d heard that if the earth was shrunk to the size of a pool ball, it’d be smoother than a pool ball. 

Does that account for South Austin's Mom's gash?

On 1/15/2022 at 9:30 PM, brakeman said:

 

 

 

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IC1396 Elephant Trunk Nebula in the M16 Eagle Nebula.
 

 

That’s Dormammu. 

1 hour ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Meaning the exaggerated heights are very off in the first one.  I’d heard that if the earth was shrunk to the size of a pool ball, it’d be smoother than a pool ball. 

This is correct.

Meaning the exaggerated heights are very off in the first one.  I’d heard that if the earth was shrunk to the size of a pool ball, it’d be smoother than a pool ball. 

Heh heh. “Smooth balls.”
3 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Meaning the exaggerated heights are very off in the first one.  I’d heard that if the earth was shrunk to the size of a pool ball, it’d be smoother than a pool ball. 

I’ve heard if the earth were the size of a basketball the depth of the oceans would about the thickness of a sheet of paper. 

Tsunamis would be fucking everything up all the time if the coastal shelves were that exagerated. 

On 1/15/2022 at 9:30 PM, brakeman said:

 

 

 

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Looks more like the work of Lorena Bobbit than an elephant trunk. 
 

 

On 1/15/2022 at 11:13 PM, Brisketexan said:


Dude. Tulsa cops won’t even make an arrest. He just feared for his life, it was self defense!

There’s functionally no situation where shooting isn’t justified anymore.

Can we talk about a retainer soon?

4 hours ago, futureman said:

I’ve heard if the earth were the size of a basketball the depth of the oceans would about the thickness of a sheet of paper. 

If they were 14 feet apart.

1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

If they were 14 feet apart.

I don’t know what this means. 

9 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Meaning the exaggerated heights are very off in the first one.  I’d heard that if the earth was shrunk to the size of a pool ball, it’d be smoother than a pool ball. 

True...

The delta between the depths of the pacific and top of Mt Everest is about 12 miles.

The diameter of the earth is 7917 miles.

So, that's about 0.1% of the diameter...

10 hours ago, RPM said:

Does that account for South Austin's Mom's gash?

5 stars!!

10 hours ago, RPM said:

Does that account for South Austin's Mom's gash?

The Mariana Trench?

22 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

The Mariana Trench?

South Austin's mom's name is Mariana?

I slice through the extension cord almost every time I use a hedge trimmer.  This is just what I need.

Nah, you just need a husband
11 hours ago, Ag with kids said:

True...

The delta between the depths of the pacific and top of Mt Everest is about 12 miles.

The diameter of the earth is 7917 miles.

So, that's about 0.1% of the diameter...

.001%

Worst part is knowing from the second the skis fly off, “this ain’t gonna be good,” until you hit.

I’ll take, “Please don’t let me fall and end it,” for $1000, Alex.

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