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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Superstition, Fear & Jealousy

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4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, as I said, just bags activity.

I would hope we don't do that bullshit. And fuck any player who expects it.

I understand what you are saying. But I look at like if I was a movie producer. I wouldn't be the guy that'd tell an actress to sleep with me if she wants the part.

But I would let it be known that if I had 3 equal actresses and I'd slept with all of them, but one gave great head, id go with the one with the biggest tits......uh lost my train of thought there.

Oh, yeah. I wouldn't expect for her to sleep with me. Butif she did, and it came down to her and 2 other similar? Id feel a whole lot better picking her. And if she had big tits and great head , even better

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35 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

This must've been the moonshot I keep hearing about..

The moonshot is obvious lee the punter

3 minutes ago, FCB said:

I understand what you are saying. But I look at like if I was a movie producer. I wouldn't be the guy that'd tell an actress to sleep with me if she wants the part.

But I would let it be known that if I had 3 equal actresses and I'd slept with all of them, but one gave great head, id go with the one with the biggest tits......uh lost my train of thought there.

Oh, yeah. I wouldn't expect for her to sleep with me. Butif she did, and it came down to her and 2 other similar? Id feel a whole lot better picking her. And if she had big tits and great head , even better

Gonna need photos to figure this quagmire out

4 minutes ago, FCB said:

I understand what you are saying. But I look at like if I was a movie producer. I wouldn't be the guy that'd tell an actress to sleep with me if she wants the part.

But I would let it be known that if I had 3 equal actresses and I'd slept with all of them, but one gave great head, id go with the one with the biggest tits......uh lost my train of thought there.

Oh, yeah. I wouldn't expect for her to sleep with me. Butif she did, and it came down to her and 2 other similar? Id feel a whole lot better picking her. And if she had big tits and great head , even better

I understand what you are saying, but despite Sark's "all-in" demeanor here, I want to hope character still matters. It has been a big part of his formula so far and I think it has worked a lot more than it hasn't.

Fuck guys who play bullshit games like you are describing.

And I know there are plenty of folks here who disagree with me. Fine. I'm old and don't give a shit.

Just now, Hookem10 said:

Gonna need photos to figure this quagmire out

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We shall see how good these guys are but at least Jeff Banks had his shit locked up quickly. Wish we could say the same about Mr. Kyle Flood.

Josh Hoover commits to Indiana as rumored

Andy Kotelnicki starting off his glorious return to Lawrence with a thud

5 minutes ago, Getafix said:

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Played on the same kickball team back in the day as Taylor and her now husband. I think they just started dating then.

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Yay we got a deep snapper

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1 minute ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Played on the same kickball team back in the day as Taylor and her now husband. I think they just started dating then.

a man in a suit and tie is asking who gives a shit .

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3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I mean this with the most respect as possible but I have literally never seen a worse guard in my entire life of watching college football.

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7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I mean this with the most respect as possible but I have literally never seen a worse guard in my entire line of watching college football.

You probably haven’t watched a lot of college football if that is true. Young buc I assume

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9 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

You probably haven’t watched a lot of college football if that is true. Young buc I assume

Name a worse guard here. This dude was falling down and single-handedly ruining our offense here for weeks.

11 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

You probably haven’t watched a lot of college football if that is true. Young buc I assume

The dude was a pylon in pass protection and would fall down on the ground on most running plays. I challenge you to find a worse guard than Stroh.

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Name a worse guard here. This dude was falling down and single-handedly ruining our offense here for weeks.

Tristan Nickelson and Camrhon Hughes were tackles, I'm with you.

50 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

15 of 20, eh?

Mason Shipley was 15-19 in 2024 at Texas State and then 20-24 this year

10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Name a worse guard here. This dude was falling down and single-handedly ruining our offense here for weeks.

It was worse guard of all time or ever seen. That’s a lot of players. There are a ton of guards I watched over time that play at rice, old Kansas, and north Texas that are much worse. Sam Houston state this year guard tandem was awful and they would love to have Stroh. Stroh was bad tho so I’m not arguing that btw.

11 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

The dude was a pylon in pass protection and would fall down on the ground on most running plays. I challenge you to find a worse guard than Stroh.

Neto and Kibble, apparently.

Brooks was worse I get the excuses but so many penalties plus he had a ZERO grade one game

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Good landing spot for a guy who apparently was a good team player but not a top tier talent.

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tristan Nickelson and Camrhon Hughes were tackles, I'm with you.

Terrell Cuney?

53 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Josh Hoover commits to Indiana as rumored

Just now, David Dennison said:

Who had an overwhelming first day?

His wife.

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

I want Indiana to win it all because it would be cool for college football but a small part of me wants them to get embarassed so the Cignetti circle jerkers will stop bringing him up in every thread

I'm unapologetically hoping they lose specifically because I'm sick of hearing about Cignetti.

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I'm unapologetically hoping they lose specifically because I'm sick of hearing about Cignetti.

Then stop Googling him.

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4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'm unapologetically hoping they lose specifically because I'm sick of hearing about Cignetti.

Sorry the coolest story in college football in decades is boring to you

2 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

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I was thinking more like Sydney Sweeney. But thanks for putting this image in my head

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Banks is the cfb portal version of Napoleon, hurredly executing his campaign so he can return to his beloved Josephine (Pole Assassin.)

3 minutes ago, FCB said:

I was thinking more like Sydney Sweeney. But thanks for putting this image in my head

Wait. When a woman is good looking, you think to yourself, “She has great head.“?

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Sorry the coolest story in college football in decades is boring to you

Media coverage and general Indiana/Cig discussion is fine, I agree it’s awesome. People on here incessantly comparing every single move Texas makes (or doesn’t make) to a very unique situation in Bloomington is what’s tiresome.

34 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Neto and Kibble, apparently.

Or the coaches 😳

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26 minutes ago, FCB said:

I was thinking more like Sydney Sweeney. But thanks for putting this image in my head

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I had to skip some pages so I don't know what's going on but maybe this works?

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Is it just me or was there better punters in the portal with higher averages?

Sure, but Chiumento is a better tipper.

6 minutes ago, Bojack said:

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I had to skip some pages so I don't know what's going on but maybe this works?

I hadn’t seen that gif in a while. Thanks for the chuckle.

On 1/1/2026 at 6:28 PM, Hiphopopotamos said:

Did he mean “saving”?…… Or are they calling Cam and going, “money money money money?”

Why are they signing a deep snapper? Texas won’t be punting next season.

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

Why are they signing a deep snapper? Texas won’t be punting next season.

Specializes in extra points.

5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Did he mean “saving”?…… Or are they calling Cam and going, “money money money money?”

Look, he's only a guy who gets paid to write, you expect him to use words good?

33 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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And yet….somehow… a Chiahead cannot be ruled out.

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