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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror

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6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Potential twist

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That would suck. It will make me ragey if we fuck this up.

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

We absolutely would keep both RBs, what a dumb comment.

We would take both, doesn’t sound like Brown would be in to that

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That would suck. It will make me ragey if we fuck this up.

Isn't that what you expect?

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We would take both, doesn’t sound like Brown would be in to that

Cool, he signed though. Unless he wants to go the Demond route. Which ended with him staying.

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Cool, he signed though. Unless he wants to go the Demond route. Which ended with him staying.

Did he?

You’d think they wouldn’t just blindside Brown with that, but who knows, there’s obviously management issues with Harris.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Well, he's the best we could do.

Hook 'em!

Is he though?

2 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

Eh, think he wanted to be far away from family and distractions in Texas. He’s good, but in the biggest of his life tonight he’s done fuck all.

He's had his year away to explore life and all that.
Time to come home?

25 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Did he?

The Bama tards said he could "ask out of his deal" which seems to me that he has signed something binding.

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Sure seems that way.

We should put in more effort.

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IT saying that after checking with their sources Texas does want both players. This isn't a leverage ploy nor is it in response to something falling through with Brown. They have not yet updated with any kind of a response to Bama's "this would cause Brown to potentially leave" claim. Doesn't sound like they had managed to get in contact with that side yet.

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2 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

It's Alabama's turn to get their hopes up now

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this makes the most sense. set the visits up to get the highest bid you can from Tech last and ask bama to match on the next visit. stay in Bama, which is probably what he always wanted to do.

Coleman's team are pros obviously.

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

this makes the most sense. set the visits up to get the highest bid you can from Tech last and ask bama to match on the next visit. stay in Bama, which is probably what he always wanted to do.

Coleman's team are pros obviously.

I'm not sure it's what he always wanted. But several days ago, his Auburn wide-receivers coach took a job with Alabama(?) and that might have some influence on his decision.

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I'm not sure it's what he always wanted. But several days ago, his Auburn wide-receivers coach took a job with Alabama(?) and that might have some influence on his decision.

sure maybe but he grew up in Alabama. we'll see.

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5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

this makes the most sense. set the visits up to get the highest bid you can from Tech last and ask bama to match on the next visit. stay in Bama, which is probably what he always wanted to do.

Coleman's team are pros obviously.

Pretty sure Techportalinsights forecasted Coleman to Tech over what was said to be the greatest steak dinner in history. But that was after aggyportalinsights forecasted Coleman to A&M following Coleman's visit to Reveille's gravesite where he broke down in tears and tore his clothes and vowed revenge.

Smothers looks like a great runner. Would be exciting to have him and Brown and Arch’s legs.

1 hour ago, Lonestar88 said:

You’d think they wouldn’t just blindside Brown with that, but who knows, there’s obviously management issues with Harris.

Kinda where I’m at, the whole world knows we want 2 backs so hopefully we didn’t some how fuck up making that clear. They can absolutely both be utilized a lot.

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Didn't see this posted here

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

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Didn't see this posted here

Maybe outside interest wasn’t quite what he was hoping for.

I’m dumb.

why even recruit HS kids anymore ?

Just recruit like 10 o line and 10 d line a year and then portal in ready made ballers?

it’s a purely speculative market right now.

The knee jerk reaction to NIL was spend it on recruits, but there’s too many uncertainties with that to be a sustainable model. At some point the value will return in paying a kid to develop in your program. This whole “Indiana’s old guys are beating the shit out of heralded recruits” won’t last because others will follow a similar philosophy and the market will saturate.

Fascinating to watch the entire ecosystem oscillate so violently in the first few years of adoption. Truly shows the innovators vs the luddites who struggle to adjust.

1 hour ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Fascinating to watch the entire ecosystem oscillate so violently in the first few years of adoption. Truly shows the innovators vs the luddites who struggle to adjust.

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14 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Pretty good recruiting pitch: "Come to Baylor if I stick there; It's a great place to play. If I nope out to Ole Miss, never mind."

8 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I just assumed Alabama site was being hysterical. Brown and Smothers? Dare to dream.

Can't wait to see that two-back set. DT runs past the left guard unblocked, pitch right to Brown. DT runs past the right guard unblocked, pitch left to Smothers. If both DTs crash into the backfield untouched, Arch can improvise.

8 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Can he (Smothers) play center?

Kyle Floods dream offensive line:

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4 hours ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

This whole “Indiana’s old guys are beating the shit out of heralded recruits” won’t last because others will follow a similar philosophy and the market will saturate.

Maybe the best ROI is to just get all our players a couple cartons of Marlboros and age the fuck out of them this offseason

24 minutes ago, Voluminous Banality said:

Can't wait to see that two-back set. DT runs past the left guard unblocked, pitch right to Brown. DT runs past the right guard unblocked, pitch left to Smothers. If both DTs crash into the backfield untouched, Arch can improvise.

If???

3 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Maybe the best ROI is to just get all our players a couple cartons of Marlboros and age the fuck out of them this offseason

2-3 years Dagestan

When I was in high school the old guy on the next block said I should get in fights and jump off houses to get ready for football so we should find players who do that.

27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The peanut guy is heading from LA to Starkville

As LSU baseball coach Skip Bertman once famously quipped, Starkville is an old Indian word that translates to "trailer park." Cordova now signing on to be in a trailer park, coached by a Briles-stained Sooner, is a most satisfying chef's kiss.

4 hours ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

it’s a purely speculative market right now.

The knee jerk reaction to NIL was spend it on recruits, but there’s too many uncertainties with that to be a sustainable model. At some point the value will return in paying a kid to develop in your program. This whole “Indiana’s old guys are beating the shit out of heralded recruits” won’t last because others will follow a similar philosophy and the market will saturate.

Fascinating to watch the entire ecosystem oscillate so violently in the first few years of adoption. Truly shows the innovators vs the luddites who struggle to adjust.

My grandfather and his brothers worked at a lumber mill in their 20s. On Fridays, they would leave work and go suit up to play football for the local high school. Apparently never went to practices, just showed up for games and beat the shit out of teenagers.

1 minute ago, Born Burnt said:

My grandfather and his brothers worked at a lumber mill in their 20s. On Fridays, they would leave work and go suit up to play football for the local high school. Apparently never went to practices, just showed up for games and beat the shit out of teenagers.

Is this the plot of the Notebook?

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This weekend will be fun…very fun

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6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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This weekend will be fun…very fun

ARE WE GETTING THE MICHIGAN OLINEMEN. FAGET?!?!

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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This weekend will be fun…very fun

Brisket and pointy toed boots levels of fun? Let’s hope whatever this is works out better than those Michigan fucks.

Thanks for all you do, it’s appreciated, you Tom Herman looking… person man. (I ran out of steam.)

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5 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

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Texas isn't paying Raleek Brown $1M. I don't care if his camp keeps saying it, but let's keep it clean on this thread for the purposes of the non-clowns knowing what's going on in this miasma of depravity, nonsense, and oneupsmanship.

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

ARE WE GETTING THE MICHIGAN OLINEMEN. FAGET?!?!

Moonshot confirmed

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14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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This weekend will be fun…very fun

If this asshole is wrong again, I vote that we riot and show up at his house around 10pm tonight in fucking Conroe and blare airhorns by his toddlers' windows. Just do mean shit to defenseless, tiny humans in order to teach Temu Tom Herman a life lesson.

18 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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This weekend will be fun…very fun

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