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Re the Babylon Bee joke, would hate to see fans throwing dildoes or vibrators onto the turf... They're big enough to be dangerous. OTOH, what about say, buttplugs.. No no. Would hate to see that, too. Imagine about 5,000 BPs littering the turf around the Dallas bench. It would be terrible. Definitely don't want to see that. Imagine if every time the TV camera did a closeup on Cowboy sideline discussion, a buttplug flies across the screen. That would be terrible. Forget I brought this up. Sir, step away from the buttplug. They're probably cost prohibitive. Someone on this board would surely know about that aspect - say bulk purchases. Fess up. Any BP experts out there?

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3 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Re the Babylon Bee joke, would hate to see fans throwing dildoes or vibrators onto the turf... They're big enough to be dangerous. OTOH, what about say, buttplugs.. No no. Would hate to see that, too. Imagine about 5,000 BPs littering the turf around the Dallas bench. It would be terrible. Definitely don't want to see that. Imagine if every time the TV camera did a closeup on Cowboy sideline discussion, a buttplug flies across the screen. That would be terrible. Forget I brought this up. Sir, step away from the buttplug. They're probably cost prohibitive. Someone on this board would surely know about that aspect - say bulk purchases. Fess up. Any BP experts out there?

how would you get buttplugs into the game?

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8 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Neposchotty will be gone in 3 years.  I think it could be bad enough to be gone in 2 but Jerry tends to at least go 3.

If he’s bad enough, it could easily be ONE season.

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I’d bet 2 years is the max before a new head coach.  I said 3 or 4 wins earlier, but that might have been optimistic .

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This team is fucking terrible but no surprise with their approach since getting embarrassed at home to a mediocre QB. 2 very bad off-seasons. We have no depth. Injuries will happen and any injury will sink this team.

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9 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

The Cowboy’s should waive the white flag and trade Parsons now and tank. 

They won’t of course and even if they did they would fuck up the picks.

 

Demarcus Lawrence been gone.  Signed with Seattle.

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16 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Re the Babylon Bee joke, would hate to see fans throwing dildoes or vibrators onto the turf... They're big enough to be dangerous. OTOH, what about say, buttplugs.. No no. Would hate to see that, too. Imagine about 5,000 BPs littering the turf around the Dallas bench. It would be terrible. Definitely don't want to see that. Imagine if every time the TV camera did a closeup on Cowboy sideline discussion, a buttplug flies across the screen. That would be terrible. Forget I brought this up. Sir, step away from the buttplug. They're probably cost prohibitive. Someone on this board would surely know about that aspect - say bulk purchases. Fess up. Any BP experts out there?


Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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8 hours ago, kevwun said:

I’d bet 2 years is the max before a new head coach.  I said 3 or 4 wins earlier, but that might have been optimistic .

I think 4 wins is generous. Right now I have them beating only Chicago, Carolina, and Arizona. 3 teams that are either scrambling to find an identity or on the tail end of their top talent. You can probably make the argument that Denver is both of those & would be a good choice for a 4th win but that's an away game in late October and Dallas has a horrible record against them. 0-7 in their last 7 games with their last win as a visitor in 1992. 

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17 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

I think 4 wins is generous. Right now I have them beating only Chicago, Carolina, and Arizona. 3 teams that are either scrambling to find an identity or on the tail end of their top talent. You can probably make the argument that Denver is both of those & would be a good choice for a 4th win but that's an away game in late October and Dallas has a horrible record against them. 0-7 in their last 7 games with their last win as a visitor in 1992. 

I mean this is the Cowboys so I'm fully prepared to be disappointed, but it's still pre-season and basically none of the starters have been playing.  The Bills are 0-2 and the Browns are 2-0.  You think that's how their seasons will shake out? 

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The Cowboys defense was bad last year and will be worse this year on top of it now being coordinated by an idiot.  They aren't going to stop anyone.  They are a Dak injury away from having to play an absolutely awful qb and they don't have an every down running back.  There's no reason to be optimistic.

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1 hour ago, kevwun said:

The Cowboys defense was bad last year and will be worse this year on top of it now being coordinated by an idiot.  They aren't going to stop anyone.  They are a Dak injury away from having to play an absolutely awful qb and they don't have an every down running back.  There's no reason to be optimistic.

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Just kidding.  I wouldnt wish that on Arch. 

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2 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

I mean this is the Cowboys so I'm fully prepared to be disappointed, but it's still pre-season and basically none of the starters have been playing.  The Bills are 0-2 and the Browns are 2-0.  You think that's how their seasons will shake out? 

I haven't watched a second of preseason, and normally your point would be well taken, but poor preseason performance kinda confirms what we already knew about this team being pretty bad on paper. The OL, RBs, DL, and secondary all look like they will be well below average. Passing game should be fine but they're not going to be able to run the ball at all.

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3 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

I mean this is the Cowboys so I'm fully prepared to be disappointed, but it's still pre-season and basically none of the starters have been playing.  The Bills are 0-2 and the Browns are 2-0.  You think that's how their seasons will shake out? 

Denver is going to buttfuck Dallas. It won’t be close.

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