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6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, you'll be lurking all week.  Listen up.

I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak.  Your defense is ass.  We're unbeaten at home.  Etc.

But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were.  The last time you put two good seasons in a row together were when you were cheating worse than SMU.  You are not a big deal.  You are Texas Tech with a god complex.

And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state.  Everyone laughs at you behind your back.  Everyone.  The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. 

So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay.  Yes, it is.  And you know it.  It's cool to be gay now, guys.  Just let it out.  It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore.

Good luck in the game.  Even if you win, it doesn't change anything.  You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize.  And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you.

Good day.

Fuck all that.

We’re gonna fuck them up.

Good luck getting out alive you fake army sheep fucking jar jizzing boy blowing tower collapsing pussies.

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Posted
9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, you'll be lurking all week.  Listen up.

I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak.  Your defense is ass.  We're unbeaten at home.  Etc.

But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were.  The last time you put two good seasons in a row together were when you were cheating worse than SMU.  You are not a big deal.  You are Texas Tech with a god complex.

And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state.  Everyone laughs at you behind your back.  Everyone.  The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. 

So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay.  Yes, it is.  And you know it.  It's cool to be gay now, guys.  Just let it out.  It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore.

Good luck in the game.  Even if you win, it doesn't change anything.  You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize.  And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you.

Good day.

 

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Posted
Just now, BigHorn'13 said:

They invented inscription on the back end of clothing... for men's overalls. 

Puff-painted inscriptions, no less. Mom had to go to Hobby Lobby or Michael's to hook them up.

NTTAWWT

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Posted
1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, you'll be lurking all week.  Listen up.

I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak.  Your defense is ass.  We're unbeaten at home.  Etc.

But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were.  The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU.  You are not a big deal.  You are Texas Tech with a god complex.

And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state.  Everyone laughs at you behind your back.  Everyone.  The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. 

So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay.  Yes, it is.  And you know it.  It's cool to be gay now, guys.  Just let it out.  It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore.

Good luck in the game.  Even if you win, it doesn't change anything.  You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize.  And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you.

Good day.

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, you'll be lurking all week.  Listen up.

I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak.  Your defense is ass.  We're unbeaten at home.  Etc.

But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were.  The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU.  You are not a big deal.  You are Texas Tech with a god complex.

And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state.  Everyone laughs at you behind your back.  Everyone.  The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. 

So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay.  Yes, it is.  And you know it.  It's cool to be gay now, guys.  Just let it out.  It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore.

Good luck in the game.  Even if you win, it doesn't change anything.  You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize.  And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you.

Good day.

 

Laughs...behind their backs? Bullshit, I'll laugh in their face until they are covered in spit!

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Posted
18 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

2 game losing streak ? Let's make it 3 

 

Texas , Georgia, and God willing Texas Tech 

Man, I'd love to see another Tech-A&M matchup.

RIP, Pirate

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Posted
24 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

2 game losing streak ? Let's make it 3 

 

Texas , Georgia, and God willing Texas Tech 

We beat them they aren’t in the championship game, but yes Texas then Texas tech would be awesome.

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Posted
3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, you'll be lurking all week.  Listen up.

I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak.  Your defense is ass.  We're unbeaten at home.  Etc.

But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were.  The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU.  You are not a big deal.  You are Texas Tech with a god complex.

And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state.  Everyone laughs at you behind your back.  Everyone.  The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. 

So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay.  Yes, it is.  And you know it.  It's cool to be gay now, guys.  Just let it out.  It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore.

Good luck in the game.  Even if you win, it doesn't change anything.  You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize.  And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you.

Good day.

 

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Posted (edited)
25 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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Posted

In 2011, aggy was 100% going to win the "last ever" matchup against us. They probably already had the shirts printed and then it was 27-25

Last year, aggy was going to "welcome" us to the SEC and show us how much more badass they had become from a decade of getting their ass kicked in the SEC. Had the shirts printed, then it was 17-7

Now, aggy is printing Elko sized shirts just knowing they are going to come to Austin and run all over us.  Fuck them, they are about to be reminded where they belong

aggy should be pitied, maybe even studied.  But never taken seriously.....

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