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  • Carl Spackler
    Carl Spackler

    I will.

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  • SimkinsMan
    SimkinsMan

    I remember a marquee bowl game against Michigan 20 years ago. We had a hyped QB who had started to come into his own and roster filled with very talented sophomores and juniors. Texas ended up beating

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9 minutes ago, WBT said:

MUCH? I'd go with slight-to-moderately better

I disagree. OU at least beat Bama And Meathchicken this year.

I don’t think Michigan beat a single ranked team this season.

Edited by lilMAC25

Win!

Michigan’s offense is quite bad but we are missing our entire defense, and have no running game. Let it rip, Arch!

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

start the game thread

let's fucking go !!!!!

Chill your cheez-its bruh

We've got at least three more pages of wailing and gnashing of teeth and talking about dropping a fat Hamilton on Michigan to win, because feelings.

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Chill your cheez-its bruh

We've got at least three more pages of wailing and gnashing of teeth and talking about dropping a fat Hamilton on Michigan to win, because feelings.

last one of the season, go hard or go home !!!

Michigan was over-rated this year and didn’t look very good most of the time.

However, getting a toxic head coach out of there and managing to retain most of their roster for this bowl game means they ought to be well motivated and potentially much better .

Couple that with Texas losing huge chunks of the roster today probably means a potentially tough matchup. If Texas wins today, it will be a very good accomplishment. Fans ought to care about this game.

This is the beginning of next year, and a sendoff to seniors as their last game day in Burnt Orange. Play like it!!!!!

Have fun and kick their fucking ass!

Hook'em

I care to the extent that college football is slowly dribbling away and in a few weeks will be gone. I care to the extent I would like to see Texas beat Michigan and end the year on a good note. That said, I will not read too much into the result of this game one way or another. Be fun to see some guys have not previously seen.

8 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Chill your cheez-its bruh

We've got at least three more pages of wailing and gnashing of teeth and talking about dropping a fat Hamilton on Michigan to win, because feelings.

I know Gerry eats too much Chick-fil-a but damn bro. That's harsh

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

I care to the extent that college football is slowly dribbling away and in a few weeks will be gone. I care to the extent I would like to see Texas beat Michigan and end the year on a good note. That said, I will not read too much into the result of this game one way or another. Be fun to see some guys have not previously seen.

Pitchers and catchers in 40 days, brah.

I really hope KJ gets at least an entire half. Dia probably will need 2 years to bulk up and become SEC ready and since we need so much in the portal it would be nice to already have a capable backup on the team right now. He beat out Owens' ass pretty much from jump this year.

40 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I can't believe the dude wandering in talking about his sports bets is a boring asshole. It's so unlike every similar dude at your local bar.

Sports bets that are with chicken feed.

$10? Get the fuck outta here.

27 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We find out after the game from the Cheez-It CMO that the youth of America are very interested in cheese based snack products.

But what about Cheeezzz Its?

My only complaint about this game is it's at 2pm, but you have OSU/Miami at 6:30pm.

Whatever. I'm just glad it's already here and I don't have to wait until 7.

I just want to see some one step up and begin becoming their own "Longhorn Legend" today. All the roster evaporation creates opportunities for every kid this season that felt like they should have gotten more playing time. Now is a change to show what you got.

Who do you guys think is going to be the kids who step up to make an impact today?

18 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Michigan was over-rated this year and didn’t look very good most of the time.

22 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Michigan was over-rated this year

just like the sec !!!!!

50 minutes ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

oh you got me. you're probably such a square irl, talking about other people being boring is comical. Maybe go try and touch grass sometime in the New Year.

I’m guessing that @texifornia is fabuloooouuuss at parties and nothing akin to a square. The only thing square about that dude is what is color-coordinated in his blazer’s breast pocket.

10 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

My only complaint about this game is it's at 2pm, but you have OSU/Miami at 6:30pm.

Whatever. I'm just glad it's already here and I don't have to wait until 7.

love the 2pm start today 🥰🥰🥰

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

love the 2pm start today 🥰🥰🥰

True. My complaint is minimal because, hell, we get to see the boys play early and then get hammered for the beat down Ohio State is going to lay down on Miami. Life is good.

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

True. My complaint is minimal because, hell, we get to see the boys play early and then get hammered for the beat down Ohio State is going to lay down on Miami. Life is good.

i low key wanted to go to the miami / tOSU game but no else was interested

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

i low key wanted to go to the miami / tOSU game but no else was interested

Boooo. Fuck man, I would have gone and we could have worn our Texas gear, hammered as shit. Talking shit to both sides. Next time you want to hit up a game, regardless of who is is playing, I'm game, yo.

Just now, immamac said:

I also would have gone.

Three of us hammered, shit faced talking shit would be epic. With only three of us in Texas gear we would for sure be on tv.

Edited by William Bludworth

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

Three of us hammered, shit faced talking shit would be epic. With only three of us in Texas gear we would for sure be on tv.

i don't drink much anymore, 100% would be the sober driver

12 hours ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

We are missing a lot on defense and Bryce Underwood is a good QB.

Schitts Creek No GIF by CBC

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i don't drink much anymore, 100% would be the sober driver

I don't drink much either, but I will if the occasion calls for it. Like CFP game that's interesting. Other than that, I don't even drink during Texas games.

3 hours ago, Codaxx said:

the games are a shell of themselves, but it is still CFB and that is better than watching some half-ass series/movie on Netflix.

My wife would disagree!

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

last one of the season, go hard or go home !!!

That’s what she said last night!

2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I don't drink much either, but I will if the occasion calls for it. Like CFP game that's interesting. Other than that, I don't even drink during Texas games.

holy shit. I can barely deal with the Texas games drunk. How the hell do you watch sober !!??!

Some of you may say with words that you woke up feeling the Cheeziest.

I prove it with my actions:

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1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

That’s what she said last night!

radio pregame starts at 1 🔥🔥🔥🔥

they do a great job

9 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

This entire bowl season I’ve not seen one promo for our game on tv

They don’t do many promos for non-CFP bowls

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What the fuck has happened to this thread in the last 24 hours?

Good Christ

Surly.

18 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I don't drink much either, but I will if the occasion calls for it. Like CFP game that's interesting. Other than that, I don't even drink during Texas games.

how did you make it through the 2010's ?

5 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

how did you make it through the 2010's ?

What year is it, anyways?

23 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

This entire bowl season I’ve not seen one promo for our game on tv

That should tell you something about it.

5 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

how did you make it through the 2010's ?

Lots of bad choices on stuff I shouldn't have put into my body (not meth or crack, thank God), but whatever else was available. The hardest part was actually not leaning on shit as a crutch and just accept that maybe one day we'll get out of the hell hole we were in.

Some minor hyperbole, but there were times during the Strong era where I honestly thought to myself "I should start a heroin addiction."

Edited by William Bludworth

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