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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

His final post

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Everyone has a plan until they can’t get through bullet proof glass. - Mike Tyson

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Moron.  Now he gets to spend 30-40 years in federal prison.  All for a dude who wouldn't give him the time of day. 

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1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Moron.  Now he gets to spend 30-40 years in federal prison.  All for a dude who wouldn't give him the time of day. 

He's dead, Jim.

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Moron.  Now he gets to spend 30-40 years in federal prison.  All for a dude who wouldn't give him the time of day. 

In the same prison as Ashley Babbitt.

10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

His final post

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Well, Plan B wasn't a stroke of genius either.

Honestly, and I don't mean this in jest, respect to him for taking his grievance straight to the FBI, rather than "mass shooting lefty gatherings" and "burning buses full of transsexuals" like he had alluded to. He could have taken a bunch of people out with him, but he chose to attack armed and trained personnel, so...yay?

This is where we're at in America.

I don’t know why but the idea of these morons sitting around in their parents’ basements fretting about “busses full of transsexuals” cracks me the fuck up.

NOT BUSSES FULL!!!!!

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

I don’t know why but the idea of these morons sitting around in their parents’ basements fretting about “busses full of transsexuals” cracks me the fuck up.

NOT BUSSES FULL!!!!!

Transsexuals travel in packs via public transportation, duh! Read a book; it's science.

On one hand I feel bad because so many people like this guy have had their lives ruined if not lost their life altogether due to Fox News, orange conman, etc. If i was a family member i'd sue.

 

On the other hand....

 

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31 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

His final post

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Anyone surprised he was at the Capitol on 1/6?

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Anyone surprised he was at the Capitol on 1/6?

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So republican leaders and pundits go all over tv and the internet attacking the fbi for doing their job, and the next day a psycho attacks the fbi. Democrats need to be calling them out for this behavior and blaming them  for encouraging and inspiring it. This shit has got to stop

44 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Everyone has a plan until they can’t get through bullet proof glass. - Mike Tyson

Curious why people think that would work, guess I’ll be googling and getting on the FBI’s radar tonight. 

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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Off topic.

I watched Uncle Buck several weekends ago with my daughter. She giggled so hard during this scene. Just wanted to mention it because John Candy is a master at comedy and he transcends generations.

Damn shame, never got the opportunity to have a few boyfriends in the penn

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1 minute ago, F250 said:

Off topic.

I watched Uncle Buck several weekends ago with my daughter. She giggled so hard during this scene. Just wanted to mention it because John Candy is a master at comedy and he transcends generations.

Honestly, i miss him. Not interpersonally, but just for his wholesome, hilarious approach to the world. RIP

The great Anthony Jeselnik, on his too-short-lived TV show, hosted a Shark Party when someone was eaten by a shark. Women in shark costumes danced and gave lap dances - it was a festive time for all. 

I propose we hold MAGA parties every time one of these pieces of white trash gets got.   

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

The great Anthony Jeselnik, on his too-short-lived TV show, hosted a Shark Party when someone was eaten by a shark. Women in shark costumes danced and gave lap dances - it was a festive time for all. 

I propose we hold MAGA parties every time one of these pieces of white trash gets got.   

If you're suggesting we get hookers and blow every time a 45 sycophant goes down.... then yeah, I'm fucking in. Might only do a bump here and there, but bring on the hoors

Timely, as I've been getting ready to drop my next rap album. Here's a brief sample

America has 74,216,154  74,216,153 problems, but Ricky Walter Shiffer ain't one. 

 

29 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

So republican leaders and pundits go all over tv and the internet attacking the fbi for doing their job, and the next day a psycho attacks the fbi. Democrats need to be calling them out for this behavior and blaming them  for encouraging and inspiring it. This shit has got to stop

Damn straight.

10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Wherever you go, whatever you do
Trump won’t be right here waiting for you

Whatever it takes or how the bullet proof glass doesn’t break
He won’t be right here waiting for you

 

6 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

The great Anthony Jeselnik, on his too-short-lived TV show, hosted a Shark Party when someone was eaten by a shark. Women in shark costumes danced and gave lap dances - it was a festive time for all. 

I propose we hold MAGA parties every time one of these pieces of white trash gets got.   

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56 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

His final post

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*BONK* 

“Welp, turns out I ain’t the second comin’ of Radical Larry after all.”

Man, I really hate this story.

BECAUSE ONLY ONE MAGA TERRORIST DIED INSTEAD OF ONE MILLION OF THEM.

You fuckers blather on and on about how “THIS IS WAR!,” and you are all armed and itchin’ to fight for your Godking. Well….FUCKING DO IT.

GET IT. OVER. WITH. Strap up and attack the FBI, bring it you pussy ass all talk no action cowards. It’s go time. What, are you a fucking scared pussy? I thought you were a man, a PATRIOT. Strap up and do your duty, soldier of MAGA.

Or, alternatively, grasp how pathetic a loser you really are, and eat a fucking bullet. I don’t care which way you choose. Either way, GET IT OVER WITH.

So my Instagram feed is a bunch of artist poofters like me, showing our art to other artists because we aren't smart enough to be showing it to bankers.

One guy, a fellow vendor I met at arts & crafts shows started forwarding all sorts of Trumpy "they're coming for you next!" themes.

My first reaction was to unfollow him but I feel that that is weak and a betrayal of my spy ancestors.

My second reaction was to comment that he and his ilk were dumbasses.

My third reaction was to remember that the crazy fucker is twice my size and that what he makes and sells are axes.

I decided to get off of Instagram for the rest of the day.

6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

 

One guy, a fellow vendor I met at arts & crafts shows started forwarding all sorts of Trumpy "they're coming for you next!" themes.

 

Just comment "...but I don't have any stolen classified material from the white house?"

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Anyone surprised he was at the Capitol on 1/6?

Not in the least. 

1 minute ago, LTbear said:

Just comment "...but I don't have any stolen classified material from the white house?"

I could. But I got this handful of wasabi peas from the kitchen that I plan on eating instead.

 

On 7/14/2022 at 12:06 PM, wildcat09 said:

@clapclapclap is very upset about this.

I don't know why you are tagging @clapclapclap bc @clapclapclaphas explained that there's an anti- @clapclapclap forcefield over this thread that prevents @clapclapclap from receiving notifications when @clapclapclap is tagged so it doesn't do any good to tag @clapclapclap. very strange. 

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

His final post

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Fake final post. Didn't end in "aaarrrgh..."

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Honestly, and I don't mean this in jest, respect to him for taking his grievance straight to the FBI, rather than "mass shooting lefty gatherings" and "burning buses full of transsexuals" like he had alluded to. He could have taken a bunch of people out with him, but he chose to attack armed and trained personnel, so...yay?

This is where we're at in America.

Hopefully more follow his example, but unfortunately a few will go after lefties.

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3 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

Damn shame, never got the opportunity to have a few boyfriends in the penn

Lobo?

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How crazy do you have to be to lay down your life for Trump?

How crazy do you have to be to lay down your life for Trump?

The exact amount of crazy it takes to join a cult worshiping a pathetic conman.

I wish they would all lay down their lives for him. Every departure improves this planet.
10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Kids these days, always on their phones .

6 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

After seeing he was at the capitol on January 6th…… all I have to say is GOOD RIDDANCE.

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