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Things not going well in Venezuela

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17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Ask @InkaUtexas but the whole thing is a joke if he leaves Maduro’s VP in power, which he appears to have done. I think it’s a distraction from Epstein and other stuff.

There are some as yet unconfirmed reports the VP is in Moscow right now.

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I don’t know how they can put her in power without toppling the VP and the military leadership.

I guess and you and @InkaUtexas can speak better to this that the IDEA is to let the people decide? Not saying that something in the ether comes to fruition but that the concept was to let them decide if they want Machado? Also not saying it’s feasible. The army around Marduro was largely Cuban? That’s what I’m getting from articles I’m reading (loosely translated to English) so they were not that loyal to him? I’m guessing is why he didn’t make it to the panic room they’d have to blow torch into to get him. That he never made it to tha part of the house?

27 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Nah, hearing there are things moving to replace the whole lot. This was a negotiated deal, but the VN Army did not want it.

Fall out is going to be real.

I've seen reports that it was negotiated and the VP being in Moscow would support that, but was this operation all then to circumvent the VN military?

Military didn’t seem to require much circumvention. How the fuck were we just flying helicopters over Caracas with no resistance?

13 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

I've seen reports that it was negotiated and the VP being in Moscow would support that, but was this operation all then to circumvent the VN military?

Negotiated. There are 6 rogue generals.

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Man….the stuff in the next round of Epstein documents must be TERRIBLE.

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Military didn’t seem to require much circumvention. How the fuck were we just flying helicopters over Caracas with no resistance?

At least one helicopter was shot, according to Trump, but yes, minimal resistance it seems

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

So why did we blow shit up?

We hit command and control and their SAMs.

A typical Saturday morning consists of me, a cup of coffee, and reruns of Parks and Rec on the comedy channel. Today’s events could also be on the comedy channel.

8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Negotiated. There are 6 rogue generals.

So negotiated with the 6 generals, not Maduro?

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I fucking hate this country. Fuck these pieces of shit absolutely pissing all over the Constitution and international law.

Just now, KYHorn said:

So negotiated with the 6 generals, not Maduro?

No. The issue now is there are these 6 generals who want to keep power. This shit is not over. We got 1, but he had no guns. So the power has not shifted.

Police, the Army, etc.

We are the dumbest motherfuckers

Real winner of 2024 election

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20 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

We hit command and control and their SAMs.

And also Chavez’ mausoleum for love of the game.

Elon and RUS OSINT telegram in shambles right now.

20 minutes ago, twosheds said:

A typical Saturday morning consists of me, a cup of coffee, and reruns of Parks and Rec on the comedy channel. Today’s events could also be on the comedy channel.

Trump is definitely from Eagleton.

31 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Military didn’t seem to require much circumvention. How the fuck were we just flying helicopters over Caracas with no resistance?

¿Qué está haciendo la defensa aérea?

11 minutes ago, G650 said:

We are the dumbest motherfuckers

If "We" means everyone who voted for the present administration I agree completely. If not, what you mean "We", paleface?

7 minutes ago, RPM said:

Trump is definitely from Eagleton.

But we're okay with her, right?

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2 hours ago, Bojack said:

This is the first I remember Ana even mildly condemning anything trump has done to this point in regard to Venezuela. Not a peep over the last several months as they've vaporized boats and people in the Atlantic and Pacific. Nothing when they seized oil tankers. Now just a timid both sides, we've always done this kind of thing as they nab a foreign head of state for a show trial and take control of some of the world's largest oil reserves in the process. It'll be the same when we invade Greenland and years from now, he'll be insisting he was always clearly and openly against all our new wars of conquest.

a) stupid
b) a liar
c) all of the above

I'm going with c.

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3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Trump is gonna lose it when he sees that and it doesn't look like Wonder Woman's plane.

36 minutes ago, Bolero88 said:

I fucking hate this country. Fuck these pieces of shit absolutely pissing all over the Constitution and international law.

Your understanding of what the constitution allows the Presidency to do in foreign policy, along with what, if any, actual effect international law has in regards to American power... is sorely lacking. I think reddit or the CR is more your style.

*This is not an endorsement of Trump*

2 minutes ago, MagicSoccerSpray said:

Your understanding of what the constitution allows the Presidency to do in foreign policy, along with what, if any, actual effect international law has in regards to American power... is sorely lacking. I think reddit or the CR is more your style.

*This is not an endorsement of Trump*

Maybe you should post another YouTube video of a dude rambling for 17 minutes to educate us.

30 years from now there will be a footnote in a journal article about how Tulsi briefed Trump on where Delta Force could find and black-bag Maduro then logged off her home kit and did some aloha posting.

1 minute ago, El Mas Chingon said:

I’m with you on a lot of things, but what’s the worst that could happen?

WWIII.

I am not being totally flippant. The board is played by the great powers, and there are lots of pieces being held to the board by strings atm.

In other news, Mexican cartels just put on another production shift.

9 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

WWIII.

I am not being totally flippant. The board is played by the great powers, and there are lots of pieces being held to the board by strings atm.

I was told that WWIII was why we needed to get rid of Biden and reheated neocons and replace them with more responsible and restrained thinkers such as Tulsi and Hegseth and Bridge Colby. Perhaps Nuland infected them on her way out.

2 minutes ago, El Mas Chingon said:

China and Russia didn’t lift a finger for Iran. They aren’t doing shit for Venezuela in the Western Hemisphere.

I wouldn't expect them to.

I think that it is silly to blow off the potential broader ramifications here, both those anticipated and those unanticipated.

12 minutes ago, El Mas Chingon said:

With the expert level of planning that apparently went into this operation I think the succession plan has been worked out as well.

Yes this admin is famous for being expert planners, just look at the release of the Epstein files

30 minutes ago, MagicSoccerSpray said:

Your understanding of what the constitution allows the Presidency to do in foreign policy, along with what, if any, actual effect international law has in regards to American power... is sorely lacking. I think reddit or the CR is more your style.

*This is not an endorsement of Trump*

It doesn’t allow a fucking invasion, that is for sure. Or drummed up charges against a foreign leader. Kinda funny our president can’t be charged for crimes he committed in the US but a foreign president can.

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Is Kegseth going to just go ahead, pull out his little peen, and start stroking it right there at the lectern?

9 minutes ago, Orange-4-Life said:

Next... Do Greenland ! ! !

"Jens-Frederik Nielsen had to be arrested. Him, along with the eskimos I assume. You know they tell me that people dont like that word anymore, eskimo, have been filling our country with McDonald's style ice for decades. Now I have been assured that McDonald's will be switching to that chewy Sonic ice."

Next is Cuba...

It will take 4-6 months, but Venezuela provided Cuba with most of its petrol, a vast majority of iron and iron ore, and was the vacation spot for the Cuban elite. Venezuela provides 70% of the Cuban crude and petrol, and it will take just a few months for the Cuban economy to completely shut down. From there it will be food riots, local stupidity and the fall of Canel...

Wait—so now we’re going to “run” Venezuela? Like occupy it?

…or is that to say that we have no fucking plan.

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

Wait—so now we’re going to “run” Venezuela? Like occupy it?

…or is that to say that we have no fucking plan.

Both things can be true.

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