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Polygons?   Can’t wait to see what captain fuckstick does with geometry and a box of sharpies.  This should be good.  

“Nobody understands polygons as well as I do.  I have regular top meetings with all the military leadership at the polygon.  We have a great working relationship with the DOD and the polygon.  

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Geometry doesn't matter, his brain is too smart for their polygons. Besides the right (angle) is my BEST angle.

29 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

They don't have the balls to go after Iran on that kind of scale, on their own, unless they have American firepower backing them. 

And given Trump's temperament and serious case of ADHD, there's no way to guarantee that what he agreed to on Monday, will still hold true on Wednesday.

Plus, they would be using (and putting at risk) weapons/aircraft that they apparently need to put Yemen down.  And if they can't keep this stuff from coming out of Yemen, I don't think they want a full-scale war with Iran.

I don't want to know what Pence was putting near that horse's mouth. 

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So they may not be drones, but cruise missiles.  And they seemed pretty precise.

 

Saudis are the bad guys in this right? At least as relative bad or good can be in the ME?

Saudis are the bad guys in this right? At least as relative bad or good can be in the ME?

There are no good guys in this neighborhood. Only bad guys. Some bad guys we can deal with and some we can’t.
 

That’s weird, I expected Mike Pence to know his way around stallions.

Bolton finds the timing of all this rather curious. 

9 hours ago, Lobo said:

Polygons?   Can’t wait to see what captain fuckstick does with geometry and a box of sharpies.

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15 hours ago, Red Five said:

Is Jared Kushner still responsible for middle east peace? 

"Responsible" is a strong word. 

Should be an investigation why we're just now hearing about this third accuser.

This story did come out at time.
11 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Tweet is gone. Whaddit say?

This. But it was spelled "liable" -- because he's a stable genius

13 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Good thing Mathew Broderick was there to pull his wife Sarah Jessica Parker away from VP Pence. 

37 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

This. But it was spelled "liable" -- because he's a stable genius

Freudian slip

That dunce has thought "liable" was "libel" his entire life until today.  I bet he initially resisted it when someone first had to tell his dumb ass.  I'd also bet he's irritated knowing that he's written that word 50,000 times to a 100 different people in just the last five years and nobody bothered to correct him because they wanted to avoid the brief argument he'd put up.

21 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

 

Or, maybe they went to Best Buy

And paid for full replacement warranty.

7 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

And paid for full replacement warranty.

I don't know about that - how often do HDMI cables break?

Good thing Mathew Broderick was there to pull his wife Sarah Jessica Parker away from VP Pence. 

Good effort
4 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

This. But it was spelled "liable" -- because he's a stable genius

I’m not convinced he wrote this. Recrimination is a pretty big word for his little brain.

34 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Give it a day, and they'll be back to their FAKE NEWS ways, PABOTUS.

Factbased attributes both the "libel" and the WP "Unity" posts as 'likely staff.'

 

Factbased attributes both the "libel" and the WP "Unity" posts as 'likely staff.'
 

And I imagine the “liable” was intentional to make it look like him.
3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


And I imagine the “liable” was intentional to make it look like him.

They attributed the deleted tweet as likely staff as well. Maybe Grisham or someone hit the Sunday morning brunch line a little too hard. Those Bloody Marys will take a toll....

Nm

Nm.

1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

I’m not convinced he wrote this. Recrimination is a pretty big word for his little brain.

Trump should sue whoever wrote that tweet for lipo or labia or lickety or whatever

I just performed a test. I misspelled "libel" as "lible" and autocorrect changed it to "liable."

Counterpoint: several years of evidence that he doesn’t have autocorrect turned on

George Conway a double-agent?

 

 

 

Seems like Ole Georgie has some explaining to do in regards to Kavanaugh.

15 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Seems like Ole Georgie has some explaining to do in regards to Kavanaugh.

Ole Georgie has explaining to do in regards to a lot of things.  I'm to the point of hoping he goes down just for staying married to Kelly Anne.  

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