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Let's not forget the man who made this all possible:

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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Just now, Katfid54 said:

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Holy fuckin fuck always have faith in a McCoy, he was always coming to Texas this is so fucking incredible. I started on Shag with Malikmas but this is x100 more erotic

Just now, Huckleberry said:

For only $6.98 I will photoshop a picture of any poster's avatar with Kate Beckinsale. So far today I have a 100% hit rate on my 'shops becoming reality.

Can it be a gif, so that I can finally feel what it's like to be the man that makes her smile?

Just now, Huckleberry said:

For only $6.98 I will photoshop a picture of any poster's avatar with Kate Beckinsale. So far today I have a 100% hit rate on my 'shops becoming reality.

Wow.  Faye Reagan and Kate.  

I'll be in my bunk for a few minutes....

Just now, closetojumping said:

Yeah, that aged really poorly, really quickly for Ol’ @TrojanPrincess . At least she’s come back to own it, though. Right. 

Also, Helton is giving him the full release. But I am sure of y’all will handwring over that as well. 

 Or possible. Posters on this thread have informed me he will HAVE to redshirt.

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Also, Helton is giving him the full release. But I am sure of y’all will handwring over that as well. 

Gayest post since the Frappuccino post

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Horace the 3rd.  I like it

Horace McCoy II, you dumbcrap shitbag fuckstain.

Just now, Hank Scorpio said:

Someone start a Bru McCoy commitment thread. Just do it. 

You must have missed it.

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Also, Helton is giving him the full release.

Helton can fully release MY BALLS.

1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

24 pages in 10 fucking hours. 

That’s it?

Carlissa Shipp out of California State University, Stanislaus is in the transfer portal.  Some guy named Horace is right above her.  Who names their kid Horace?

Two top 3 classes in a row, two of the best classes on paper since early Mack, and a dude named fucking McCoy at the top of it all. We are fucking back bitches

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

 Or possible. Posters on this thread have informed me he will HAVE to redshirt.

There's no have to about it.  Whether he only needs NLI release from USC or if he also has to get a transfer waiver from the NCAA I don't really know.  I would think both.

10 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

I am going to guess he gets a full release from USC. That seems to be the trend from the less trashy programs.

You haven't been paying much attention to what's been going on at USC lately, have you?

Just now, JBJ said:

There's no have to about it.  Whether he only needs NLI release from USC or if he also has to get a transfer waiver from the NCAA I don't really know.  I would think both.

I'd think either/or.

Ok so are we sucking each other’s Frappuccino dicks now?

Just now, Rimbo said:
11 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

I am going to guess he gets a full release from USC. That seems to be the trend from the less trashy programs.

You haven't been paying much attention to what's been going on at USC lately, have you? 

Glad there's a third FyreFest documentary now.  Was hoping Netflix and Hulu would have some competition.

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Yeah, that aged really poorly, really quickly for Ol’ @TrojanPrincess . At least she’s come back to own it, though. Right. 

Also, Helton is giving him the full release. But I am sure of y’all will handwring over that as well. 

Full release is what we’re all getting, amirite?

I still cannot believe this is happening. And you know the NCAA will have no choice but to grant him a waiver. 

 

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Yeah, that aged really poorly, really quickly for Ol’ @TrojanPrincess . At least she’s come back to own it, though. Right. 

Also, Helton is giving him the full release. But I am sure of y’all will handwring over that as well. 

So, he is eligible immediately to play 2019 and will get to be at Texas this Spring for Spring ball?

 

Looks like I am NOT skipping Spring game this year

6 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Waiting for the volcanic explosion on the gomers boards about this...............................................................suffer bitches.

If Jimbo wanted him, he could have landed him. He must have thought there were others better suited for the SEC.  That is the word on TexAgs. 

4 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Let's not forget the man who made this all possible:

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It’s the least he could do after we gave him another year at Tech.

movie getting ready to start.  Let see how many pages we blow through during that time!

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Someone get @Longhornfrenzy to the aggy boards stat!!

He's always been there. Living rent free in their heads.

Ok now it’s time to at that Gavin dude who trolled carrington 

My wish for 2019: Longhorns All Access features Colt McCoy throwing passes to Bru McCoy during a practice session with a twist: Colt is on land, but Bru is speeding by standing in a bass boat.

FutureMan was only one class behind on the “5-star recruit that didn’t pick us is still definitely transferring to us”. Props future guy

Just now, TexEx15 said:

It’s the least he could do after we gave him another year at Tech.

movie getting ready to start.  Let see how many pages we blow through during that time!

All time Mensa move?

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Ok now it’s time to at that Gavin dude who trolled carrington 

Handle?

7 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Let's not forget the man who made this all possible:

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Handsomeness scores again.  Something the rest of you reptiles wouldn't know about.

aggy is going to flip their absolute shit when 247 gives us credit for Bru, even though he's "a transfer."

Sign me the fuck up.

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

All time Mensa move?

This is the only logical reason we lost to Tech and I will believe it no matter the facts presented to me

My wish for 2019: Longhorns All Access features Colt McCoy throwing passes to Bru McCoy during a practice session with a twist: Colt is on land, but Bru is speeding by standing in a bass boat.


Case McCoy will film. Trifecta.
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Handle?

@daGman7.  Gavin Morris. It was posted 5 Jan 

10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Suchomel has always had to be the adult who tries to keep Ketch in check. He’s a good guy. 

Yep.  Such is in a tough spot but hes a decent guy.  He's just got Ketch's bacon grease all over him.

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