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3 hours ago, Poolflood said:

I'll take Jake every day of the week and 6 times for 100 yards on Saturday.  

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    Called it back in January: The staff knew from the the time he landed in Austin for spring semester there was a really high chance he would bolt. Only reason he left USC was because he felt lied

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    Naw, we heard a lot of noise Bru had second thoughts about flipping two weeks in. Just came back to close this account out, read a little and didn’t like Scott’s name attached to an untruth.

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Don’t want to go the wrong way on Vermont either. Big muscular blokes with blue attire congregating on street corners. Can be unsettling.
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The official report states that a student was in a “physical altercation” with another student who was “trespassing at the location,” on the northeastern corner of 28th and Hoover.

Evidently they didn't understand that he was transferring from a different frat party.

I hear he got his ass smacked around by some frat douche. Not good when a guy in a smedium polo shirt gives you a beatdown

17 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I hear he got his ass smacked around by some frat douche. Not good when a guy in a smedium polo shirt gives you a beatdown

Said every sorority chick ever

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On 10/31/2019 at 9:21 PM, utexas8 said:

 

The dude's one consistent saving grace was "he's a really good kid." This isn't a big deal, but it's definitely suboptimal. 

One day there will be a 30 for 30 on this fucking idiot ala Marcus Dupree. The best that never played a down of college ball 

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

One day there will be a 30 for 30 on this fucking idiot ala Marcus Dupree. The best that never played a down of college ball 

Meh, I remained unconvinced that he’s more than a replacement level talent at WR in college....maybe if he put on 15-20 lbs and switched to LB. 

56 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 I’m guessing we tried to move him to LB 

yeah he played a lot at LB in the spring game. 

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah he played a lot at LB in the spring game. 

 That shitty spring game is what makes me think they may have tried to move him to LB after that 

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On 11/3/2019 at 11:52 AM, Sgt Hulk said:

One day there will be a 30 for 30 on this fucking idiot ala Marcus Dupree. The best that never played a down of college ball 


It will be titled "The best to never play the game."

5 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Bru, Me & Dupree

that movie is underrated 

22 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Bru, Me & Dupree


that’s a good one

If he never plays at sc, mehringer will definitely claim him on the resume. Who am I kidding, meh is likely already taking credit for getting him for 4 months.

1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

I'm starting to feel bad for Bru. That'll fuck anyone up, especially an 18 year old.

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Definitely hot, but a little too ‘Colombian Escort’ for me

If you’re in the market, I highly suggest just going to Cartagena and picking yourself up one for $160.  
 

The American look alike versions are extremely expensive and usually bad at what you’re paying for. Just sayin. 

3 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

If you’re in the market, I highly suggest just going to Cartagena and picking yourself up one for $160.  

$160 seems pricey unless Cartagena has improved a lot in the last 5 years.

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What can you do?

4 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

$160 seems pricey unless Cartagena has improved a lot in the last 5 years.

Gotta go with the escorts scene. It’s not like it was where there are 9/10 hanging out at bars waiting. 

That thing with the Secret Service in 2012(?) changed the whole dynamic. Now, you have to arrange things a little ahead of time.

bru would do well to just take a 5 day vacay there to get that chick out of his mind. Take $800, fuck for 4 days and try some blow. It’s amazing how fast you forget the girls z back home

9 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Take $800, fuck for 4 days and try some blow. It’s amazing

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*checks flights to cartagena*

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

seen hotter on campus chicas bonitas,

 

It will always be The Crazy Lady to me. 

 

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53 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Gotta go with the escorts scene. It’s not like it was where there are 9/10 hanging out at bars waiting. 

That thing with the Secret Service in 2012(?) changed the whole dynamic. Now, you have to arrange things a little ahead of time.

bru would do well to just take a 5 day vacay there to get that chick out of his mind. Take $800, fuck for 4 days and try some blow. It’s amazing how fast you forget the girls z back home

Last time I was in Cartagena I pretty much spent every day drinking enough limonada de coco to float a Spanish galleon while wandering around the old town and then slept by my hotel pool when it got too hot and I got too drunk. Also ate kickass ceviche and empanadas. But your way sounds fun, too.

46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Last time I was in Cartagena I pretty much spent every day drinking enough limonada de coco to float a Spanish galleon while wandering around the old town and then slept by my hotel pool when it got too hot and I got too drunk. Also ate kickass ceviche and empanadas. But your way sounds fun, too.

Don’t forget the coca-cola. They have a production plant there that uses cane sugar and supplies all of south America. The food will not agree with you, unless it’s ceviche, empanadas, a whole grilled /fried fish of some sort, or a bottled coke.

also, say “coca-cola” when ordering because you’re going to get a lot of funny looks when you sit down and order “coke”.   Well lots of funny looks and every once in a while some cocaine. 
 

 

I hear he got his ass smacked around by some frat douche. Not good when a guy in a smedium polo shirt gives you a beatdown

 

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Bru get his ass kicked at 31 Flavors last night.

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Last time I was in Cartagena I pretty much spent every day drinking enough limonada de coco to float a Spanish galleon 

That's a great nickname to give your own (allegedly) big dong. ¡Salud! Eres muy afortunado.

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

That's a great nickname to give your own (allegedly) big dong. ¡Salud! Eres muy afortunado.

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Take $800, fuck for 4 days and try some blow


Well shit. That’s just groceries and the wife’s Starbucks tab for the week. I’m doing life all wrong
On 11/6/2019 at 10:17 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

 

I understand now.

Her ass is so Phat it has a gravitational pull that sucked Bru eight back to Cali. Undefeated. 

Hook'em 

17 hours ago, Blackcat00 said:

It will always be The Crazy Lady to me. 

 

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Add $1 pabst blue ribbon from your user name and good times. 

She appeared more attractive when cos-playing a Lakers girl.

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1 minute ago, Chopper said:

She appeared more attractive when cos-playing a Lakers girl.

I'm sure she floats some people's boats but man I'm not moving across the country (or really even the next town over) for that 

 

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

She appeared more attractive when cos-playing a Lakers girl.

I'm with you on this. She's good looking, but she's not Kate special (or 99% of Surly gifs posted). She's probably a 8 face. 

LOL Is she hot enough to move 2000 miles away talk not going away.. She's bad..Bru is soft.

 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Bru get his ass kicked at 31 Flavors last night.

Last time I was there, I had to hike it there with some lost New Yorker who was trying ti rescue her sister from a dude with a love for gators. I did get some pussy, a boat, some boots, out of the deal.
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On 11/6/2019 at 10:17 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

 

 

Bru sighting...

 

Jeez... dude looks like he has aged 10 years and put on 40 pounds 

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