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Matt Gaetz is a complete douchebag and he needs his own thread

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WTF is he on about?



Wait... was it his father or step-father that got him out of all those DUIs?

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#EmptyNestor (What Gaetz calls Tuesday night 'horse-play') 

 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

shot:

chaser:

 

That’s. Man, that’s just great. Bravo cow. 

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Posted (edited)

 

 

This dumb mother fucker sees that picture and thinks he can use it to dunk of Dems.

Edited by UncleSonny
I guess I'm the dumb mother fucker that doesn't know how to properly embed a tweet

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Seriously ... as I think about this, how FUCKING STUPID is Matt Gaetz to say "this is Joe Biden's America"  and post a photo of a scared white couple that was taken this weekend in DONALD TRUMP'S AMERICA? 

 

 

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23 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

Matty DUI is leading in at least one important poll:

 

No disrespect to Matt's considerable dumbness, but Louie is being robbed here. 

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2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Yeah, MS-13 lives right next door, Matt.


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Good god, what awful taste.  Just gross.

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Members of Jerry Fallwell jr's staff have reported that their boss is furious that Representative Gaetz has acquired one of the most exotic and "well-bronzed, square-jawed male toys in Florida's first district." Erik Prince, leader of God's chosen private army, has reportedly been deployed in Operation Recover Yum Yum Nestor. Intel reveals that Nestor is confirmed alive but condition unknown for taught entry. A domestic resource war between Representative Gaetz and Mr. Fallwell appears imminent. Gaetz has enlisted Ladybug Patrol for deployment to defensive outposts. 

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Phil Ehr? I barely even knew 'er!

(so sorry. he's an American hero, and Gaetz is a first class tool)

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Did not have "make a campaign contribution to a congressional candidate in the 1st District of Florida" on my 2020 bingo card.

 

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On 6/29/2020 at 2:37 PM, UncleSonny said:

 

 

This dumb mother fucker sees that picture and thinks he can use it to dunk of Dems.

So he is a scare wimp, committing a crime because he is afraid of the color of peoples skin and thinks we are all like that?  

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6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Some frosted tips would really round out the whole look.  Borrowing a phrase from Barking Carnival re Mike Gundy,: "He looks like an Amarillo gigolo from 1984.

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He looks like a date rapist on A Very Special Episode of Saved by the Bell. 
Name him Turner Brock or something.
Nestor can cameo.

 

Edited by TheStoicPaisano

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21 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Some frosted tips would really round out the whole look.  Borrowing a phrase from Barking Carnival re Mike Gundy,: "He looks like an Amarillo gigolo from 1984.

the sopranos hbo GIF

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