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What Have I Turned Into?


Vic Mackey

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23 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 Tell her that you actually like lifetime movies because of all the beautiful actresses. 9/10 that’ll solve the problem 

Qft. Someone needs to compile a The Shag's (fuck you Kevin) Guide to Women. This place has it figured out as much as any other collective group and in a way people can either relate to or go fuck themselves. Anyone considering marriage should have to read the Wives and Stupid Shit thread and pass a Surly grilling on what they learned.

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10 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I was wondering why I couldn't find any cookie dough ice cream this weekend.

The flour section was wiped out too...

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16 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

#1 lesson from Wives and Stupid shit: Don't get married

#2 If you do fuck up and get married, don't allow her access to a gun

#3 it she is making you do something prior to marriage, it's going to get way worse if you marry her

#4 there are a metric fuck ton of slob women

 

She already has a gun. 

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12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Damn. Y’all are already to the planning phase?

Not at all. I was just speaking in hypothetical in regards to his post.

There is some foresight in the hypotheticals.  I think you may have found yourself the one.  Nobody watches lifetime for some run of the mill strange.  Congrats on the future!

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22 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

There is some foresight in the hypotheticals.  I think you may have found yourself the one.  Nobody watches lifetime for some run of the mill strange.  Congrats on the future!

Yeah it is definitely not just some random POF endeavor for sure. We will see where it goes. Definitely not rushing anything at all.

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