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I really dont understand the tik tok commercials.    I mean, I understand the commercial itself, but I am so confused why they would be spending money to advertise in the US...  not getting political, but there is a real solid chance they are going to be banned from operating in the US due to political concerns. 
plus  despite the political shit... the god damned commercial with its horrible song actually fucking suck.

I didn’t mention this ad because I only see it on the NBC app but yeah the song is terrible.
I think they are advertising in an attempt to quickly gain users and avoid getting axed in the US.

I’ll be honest I am not a social media guy and didnt know what Tic Tok’s niche was but from the commercial I gather it’s a great place for people who like to dress in drag. NTTAWWT

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One of my deals is that I absolutely HATE jingles.  Don't even get me started on Christmas ads when the original lyrics are replaced with ad lines.

Anyway, one of the worst is when you get stuck binging a show or watching many hours of the same broadcast - i.e. The Olympics or bowl season.  You sometimes get stuck with the same ads over and over.  Right now I'm watching the TDF and have run into the following two at least 100 times.

 

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The Nissan Sentra ad that  keeps fucking playing during football that has decided to go hyper-woke with a supposed "boss" telling his female underling hes gonna hold off on promoting her "this quarter"   and the ad then tells us how empowered women should jump in a sentra driven by a strange female to go on a joyride and be reminded of their power to tell the boss they arent taking no for an answer on the promotion.

 

the whole fucking ad is woke nonsense.   

 

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"forget about the Joneses, we all on our telephoneses."

man, can't get enough of seeing this + the "first president george rockington" geico commercial every single commercial break on ESPN. 

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On 8/26/2020 at 7:06 PM, shadow_operative said:

Expired. Expired. Expired.

 

Also, are those really stereotypes of aunts? that they go through your fridge and tell you not to slouch? geico is just the Mariano Rivera of bad commercials. 

It's crazy, I actually have aunts that aren't fat.

But seriously, whose aunt actually nags them and makes passive aggressive comments?? Grandma's sure, but is that a thing? 

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5 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The You Can Go Your Own Way phone commercials. Fuck you Fleetwood Mac for selling out.

I sold out long before you ever heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit
And you bought one

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:
I sold out long before you ever heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit
And you bought one

You people out there give us something more than just record sales
You give us something to hate
And we hate you, you brainless mutants

Hate [16x]

You hunched and blinded mutants
Living in chat rooms
You masturbate on the sheets
Your mothers clean for you
 
You have lined my pockets
Overflowed with gold
You're living with your parents
And you're 35 years old

You're a bunch of banks
That I'd like to rob
You're my online cash transaction
You're my future stocks

Transfer you like money
To a Swiss account
Spend you on an impulse buy
And zero you all out
...

 

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On 9/18/2020 at 5:30 PM, aggie08 said:

It's crazy, I actually have aunts that aren't fat.

But seriously, whose aunt actually nags them and makes passive aggressive comments?? Grandma's sure, but is that a thing? 

I think it may be a northeast thing.

The run it into the ground strategy makes the commercial annoying, but Aunt Joanie Candy at the end is a nice touch.  And I love annoying with "Ex-pie-yurd, ex--pie-yurd, ex-pie-yurd..."

 

Another overplayed ad that should piss me off but doesn't is the one where Grandpa Watts set up a Subway shop in the shed.  "You come here EVERY DAY!" still cracks me up.

Edited by clapclapclap

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I know it’s been happening for several years, but good God with the emo dude/female slow remakes of great classic rock songs in every other commercial.  Get fucked people.  

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