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Showing content with the highest reputation on 03/12/19 in all areas

  1. What do we have to do to get Shaka Smart on that list?
    28 points
  2. Checks schedule. No Maryland.
    17 points
  3. The Unpaid Bills - most "outstanding" team of all time
    15 points
  4. Did you guys hear about the tornado that hit Oklahoma last week? It caused $15M in improvements.
    15 points
  5. A few weeks ago, I found out that people have been getting jacked off at Asian massage parlors. Now you're telling me the rich try to pay people off to get their kids into prestigious universities. I need to sit down....the world is a scary place.
    13 points
  6. Huh. So it turns out Abigail Fisher could have gotten into UT
    13 points
  7. Meanwhile, the SEC scratches their collective head.... “PLAYERS pay the COACH?”
    12 points
  8. Yep. He wouldn't have been able to just walk away from that story.
    12 points
  9. Nah, Case just stood there and watched.
    12 points
  10. The kids have to be in on the scheme, right? I just can't imagine the scenario of moving your shit into Jester and your parents telling you "Bye sweetheart we love you, have fun in college, and hey when you get a chance go find the UT tennis coach and tell him you quit the team".
    11 points
  11. Well, one of “them” did steal his girlfriend.
    11 points
  12. The Counterfeit Bills.
    10 points
  13. This is what I don't get. 325 million in the bank... You scratch a check for 10 million for the new wing of the children's hospital or whatever and the next 4 generations of your family get into USC without anyone batting an eye. But you have to go through some track bullshit that your kid doesn't even know about? And she went to Stanford and Harvard. She's moneyed. She's blue blood. She should know how this works. But this isn't how it works. This isn't how any of this works.
    9 points
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  16. Next up: railing against umbrella manufacturers. Why so complex?
    9 points
  17. FBI is moving on now to fake rep and socks. You might want to pm Tor, Hugo.
    8 points
  18. cool that UT was included in these elite places. Notice A&M/OU are not on the list! Hook'em!!!
    8 points
  19. LOL @ Jexodus for another reason too. Hmm. Like exodus, but unlike the first one, this one is about Jewish people. So I need to add the J.
    8 points
  20. I have been a long-time lurker on this thread, and can say only one thing.... BEST DAMNED THREAD ON THE SURL. I have been paying particularly close attention to it as of the last week or two as our youngest daughter age 38 finally decided to go to AA last night. As a younger woman she absolutely hated alcohol but as result of a very bad divorce the aftermath of which is still causing her any problems. Her ex looks for any and all excuses to torment the hell out of her and cause problems which caused her to become a very bad binge drinker. She had an accident some months back and it was Kept For me that it was the result of drinking and she knew I would go ape on her. Night before last she was cleaning at a church that has her hired to do that and on the way home. Totally annihilated just driving home, no stops, just slamming vodka while driving. Her mother happened to have called her and could tell that there was something way off, and told me about it. The next day she finally broke down and went to an AA meeting. Her mother and I have been occasional / moderate drinkers for a long while. Thank God we have never had any problems. I want to thank each and everyone of you for the stories and experiences you have shared here. I know it will help us in helping and supporting our daughter on her journey to sobriety. God bless each and everyone of you and may he keep you in his grace forever.
    8 points
  21. So Ringo is going to be on campus for an extended period of time and his mom is coming down too?
    8 points
  22. The fact that we got dudes laying pipe so hard they are breaking dicks and shit. Tells me this team fucks and should play strong to quite strong this year
    8 points
  23. shit posts are going to start getting time outs.
    7 points
  24. A west coast mod put in a Texas pick for Ringo.
    7 points
  25. Look: it's John Sharp giving out aggy diplomas...
    7 points
  26. I think I'm beginning to see how Nick Rose became our placekicker.
    7 points
  27. Quick, in preparation for the next caravan, let's hurry and trademark "Mexodus".
    7 points
  28. You know how the most vocal homophobes are the ones who end up getting arrested for soliciting male prostitutes in public bathrooms?
    7 points
  29. I read that the odds of a bomb on a plane are like 1 in a million. So whenever I fly, I always bring a bomb, because can you imagine how unlikely it would be to have two bombs on a plane?
    7 points
  30. in a world in which a billionaire is getting handjobs at an Asian massage parlor.... are these questions still valid?
    6 points
  31. I dunno about y'all, but they look like first class pole vaulters to me.
    6 points
  32. I don't think you quite understand what's happening here, bro. brisketexan has a fucking high horse he's on, and no amount of facts to counter his ride are going to stop him. The fucking CEO of Boeing should have gone onto the major news and business outlets after the Lion Air crash and wailed about on camera, gnashing teeth, begging for forgiveness, and earnestly pleading with everyone to understand that this was a procedural error, dammit! Now, they've really blown it. Had the CEO done that, no one would give a shit that this new crash was the same exact issue. The magical power of PR and mea culpas from evil yet contrite capitalists is what saves these moments, not new training and software fixes. Just ask the lawyer.
    6 points
  33. You have to ask yourself: why would a political party deliver their message through a fraudulent outlet designed to convey the impression that it is an objective media company? Is it because that party’s ideas and policies are so truthful, fact-based, and desirable on their own merits? If you are nodding your head after reading that paragraph, you are Johnny Sack. The rest of you appreciate the sarcasm. The GOP has resorted to these dishonest tactics because their ideas are bad, they are contrary to fact, and any honest presentation of them would reveal how awful they are for the vast majority of Americans. Their only option at this point is to lie. To use blatant propaganda. To trick people who would otherwise oppose the GOP’s policies into supporting them by giving them a false imprimatur of authority and majority approval. They use good psychology to push bad ideas. Grotesque sociopaths like Scott Adams might call that “persuasion.” But I call it what it is: lies. And lies are all the GOP has left, because the truth would be unpalatable to 80% of us and they fucking know it. Trump is not some aberration in the GOP. He’s not the anti-establishment. He’s the purest form of Republican. He’s what they all secretly wish they could be: an unabashed, unflinching liar who uses deceit to drum up support for policies that absolutely fuck those who support them but that absolutely line his pockets.
    6 points
  34. I suspect one could bribe their kid's way into A&M with a 2-for-1 Freebirds coupon.
    6 points
  35. What is wrong with those idiots? And where the fuck did the rumors he’s gay come from? And who gives a fuck? I really don’t understand why any person, let alone recruit, would want to be associated with that racist homophobic cult. They are a fucking embarrassment to the human race. Fuck aggy. Proud to have Hudson as a longhorn and hope his health gets better so he can live a good life outside of a fucking sport.
    6 points
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  38. anyone who gets up in arms at all about individual contributions from working Americans that are within the limits should shut the fuck up
    6 points
  39. Wasn't the SEC defensive player of the year the first openly gay NFL player a few years ago?
    6 points
  40. EJ after dark: Scoop on five-star CB Kelee Ringo, new offer
    6 points
  41. joke's on him because any minute now his manager will make him put it all back the way it was
    6 points
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