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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Can't think of anything young black dudes like more than hiking.

Chess and cotillion?

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What the fuck kind of hiking is that?

29 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

I get the feeling, anyone Alabama wants from Texas, they can get. They know our bottom line.

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

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What the fuck kind of hiking is that?

The Best Kind.

I figured with Caleb Downs and Tony Mitchell, we wouldn’t have to worry about Bama for Derek Williams. 
 

Fucking Bama

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I get the feeling, anyone Alabama wants from Texas, they can get. They know our bottom line.

I’m afraid that feeling is the numbness of reality.

It was reported weeks/months ago that MM, Derek Williams, and Baxter still planned to take some visits. It sucks but none of those are out of the blue

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Chess and cotillion?

a lot of young black dudes play chess. 

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

a lot of young black dudes play chess. 

Sorry, meant D&D.

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

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1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

It was reported weeks/months ago that MM, Derek Williams, and Baxter still planned to take some visits. It sucks but none of those are out of the blue

Even Cook told the coaches about the Oregon visit. When you get 5 stars to commit from the SEC territory you have to recruit them until they sign, and now, you have to recruit them until they declare for the NFL draft.

5 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Well, pot is legal in Oregon...lots of people like that stuff...

Not for anyone under 21

We finally going to be good on the field and watch the class fall apart?  That seems like fun. 

27 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We finally going to be good on the field and watch the class fall apart?  That seems like fun. 

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

a lot of young black dudes play chess. 

 

4 hours ago, futureman said:

a lot of young black dudes play chess. 

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16 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Yeah a good hike is great exercise...

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12 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

F***ed around on committing early and he found out. 

Yeah, now he's gonna be stuck playing for a team that *checks notes* ....

just whooped OU, is undefeated, has beaten Texas in 7 of the last 10 years, and is currently ranked #17.

 

You and I both know that TCU is a small private school with limited support and ceiling. But I can see where a high school senior in 2022 might get bamboozled into thinking TCU might be a better choice for himself.

22 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Yeah, now he's gonna be stuck playing for a team that *checks notes* ....

just whooped OU, is undefeated, has beaten Texas in 7 of the last 10 years, and is currently ranked #17.

 

You and I both know that TCU is a small private school with limited support and ceiling. But I can see where a high school senior in 2022 might get bamboozled into thinking TCU might be a better choice for himself.

I'm sure Quentin and Savion Williams are really regretting their choice *ducks*

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Not sure how legit this account is

 

think of them as like a twitter mouthpiece of a thread like this. Aggregate of multiple sites tweeting it as "news." Probably from OB, they seem to be an OB nut hugger.

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20 hours ago, Bevo said:

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What the fuck kind of hiking is that?

Yoga hiking

 

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Jordan Carver for you thirsty bastards.

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14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Hank South (Bama 247)

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1 hour ago, Longhornlove said:

Yoga hiking

 

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Jordan Carver for you thirsty bastards.

That’s one I haven’t seen or heard in a long time. What happened to her/that rack 

Gerry reporting that Muhammed canceled as well. Sounds like Bama asked them to come to a different game.

Malik may end up at the Cotton Bowl if he can find tickets.

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2 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

Yoga hiking

 

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Jordan Carver for you thirsty bastards.

Well done. She was one of the "never shows" right? I remember there being a group of them and whenever one of their names comes up these days I always wonder if any of them got desperate enough later on to give subscribers the goods. Not enough to google it, but wonder nonetheless.

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well done. She was one of the "never shows" right? I remember there being a group of them and whenever one of their names comes up these days I always wonder if any of them got desperate enough later on to give subscribers the goods. Not enough to google it, but wonder nonetheless.

I believe you are right, I didn't find any, I looked, I promise.

37 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

That’s one I haven’t seen or heard in a long time. What happened to her/that rack 

No idea, still does Instagram by the looks of it.

54 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Gerry reporting that Muhammed canceled as well. Sounds like Bama asked them to come to a different game.

Malik may end up at the Cotton Bowl if he can find tickets.

I'm confused. Wasn't maliks OV for the 29th to Bama?

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I'm confused. Wasn't maliks OV for the 29th to Bama?

No, his OV on the 29th is to aggy.

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

No, his OV on the 29th is to aggy.



Anybody who chooses the dumpster fire in College Station deserves whatever happens to them.  I'll bet 5-star Bryce Foster is regretting his decision. He should quit Aggie football and transfer to Texas for track. 

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Gerry reporting that Muhammed canceled as well. Sounds like Bama asked them to come to a different game.

Malik may end up at the Cotton Bowl if he can find tickets.

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5 hours ago, texifornia said:

I'm sure Quentin and Savion Williams are really regretting their choice *ducks*

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He been hurt this year or something?

Williams and Muhammed not going to Tuscaloosa this weekend is fabulous news. 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

No, his OV on the 29th is to aggy.

I'm obviously happy that Malik and Derek aren't going to Bama, but this is kind of confusing.
 

did they move up their OV dates or was this weekend supposed to be a an UOV?

Maybe aggy paid them to not visit this weekend

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4 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

Yoga hiking

 

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Jordan Carver for you thirsty bastards.

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Arch visiting next week for the ISU game.

Arch + ACL Fest should make that a solid recruiting weekend.
 

Duce almost certainly wont make it with an 11am kick. Looks like he’s got a Thursday game before TCU so that’s got to be the weekend if it’s happening. USCs leading TE has 4 catches for 30 yards so we’ve got that going for us. 

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Well done. She was one of the "never shows" right? I remember there being a group of them and whenever one of their names comes up these days I always wonder if any of them got desperate enough later on to give subscribers the goods. Not enough to google it, but wonder nonetheless.

There's definitely some nudes. I found quite a lot, actually.... for surly research purposes

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