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He just always has to be the little cunt in the room.  

Look around the world Briscoe, in almost every corner of our globe---there are demonstrations of support, solidarity, and strength with Ukraine.  When a sitting U.S. Senator sends that out, he's saying, "We, the Government of the United States are with you, Ukraine."  You don't run in the room and shout, "Nope, I'm a Texan."  You just let the statement permeate through the air and let it have its intended effect.  
 

$50 says he's the asshole at the birthday party's of his kids' friends shouting how the magician is doing his tricks.  

Magician: "Why sir, there's no misdirection...it's simply MAGIC!" 

Briscoe: "No, it's a false bottom hat and there was another rabbit in there the whole time!"

Parent: "Would you shut the fuck up?  These are 5 year olds!" 

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He just always has to be the little cunt in the room.  
Look around the world Briscoe, in almost every corner of our globe---there are demonstrations of support, solidarity, and strength with Ukraine.  When a sitting U.S. Senator sends that out, he's saying, "We, the Government of the United States are with you, Ukraine."  You don't run in the room and shout, "Nope, I'm a Texan."  You just let the statement permeate through the air and let it have its intended effect.  
 
$50 says he's the asshole at the birthday party's of his kids' friends shouting how the magician is doing his tricks.  
Magician: "Why sir, there's no misdirection...it's simply MAGIC!" 
Briscoe: "No, it's a false bottom hat and there was another rabbit in there the whole time!"
Parent: "Would you shut the fuck up?  These are 5 year olds!" 

Illusions, Michael.
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^
good call, tricks are what Briscoe does for cash at truck stops.  

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6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i'll bet he does them for free 

There’s always money in the Briscoe stand

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50 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

Not enough people hate Mattress Mack, and people who hate Mattress Mack don't hate him enough

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26 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Mack is closing the gap on Abbott for title of Worst UT Alum

Mattress Mack spoke to my fifth grade class to warn us against the dangers of drugs. Which surely contributed to my abstinence from drugs until late in life, when I finally figured out how awesome drugs are and was like “I can’t believe that dollars-tossing clown in a bed suit talked me out of doing this awesome shit for so long.”

So yeah, fuck that guy. He contributed to all the wasted years of sobriety, productivity, and clear-headedness I endured in my youth. 

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