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He just always has to be the little cunt in the room.  

Look around the world Briscoe, in almost every corner of our globe---there are demonstrations of support, solidarity, and strength with Ukraine.  When a sitting U.S. Senator sends that out, he's saying, "We, the Government of the United States are with you, Ukraine."  You don't run in the room and shout, "Nope, I'm a Texan."  You just let the statement permeate through the air and let it have its intended effect.  
 

$50 says he's the asshole at the birthday party's of his kids' friends shouting how the magician is doing his tricks.  

Magician: "Why sir, there's no misdirection...it's simply MAGIC!" 

Briscoe: "No, it's a false bottom hat and there was another rabbit in there the whole time!"

Parent: "Would you shut the fuck up?  These are 5 year olds!" 

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He just always has to be the little cunt in the room.  
Look around the world Briscoe, in almost every corner of our globe---there are demonstrations of support, solidarity, and strength with Ukraine.  When a sitting U.S. Senator sends that out, he's saying, "We, the Government of the United States are with you, Ukraine."  You don't run in the room and shout, "Nope, I'm a Texan."  You just let the statement permeate through the air and let it have its intended effect.  
 
$50 says he's the asshole at the birthday party's of his kids' friends shouting how the magician is doing his tricks.  
Magician: "Why sir, there's no misdirection...it's simply MAGIC!" 
Briscoe: "No, it's a false bottom hat and there was another rabbit in there the whole time!"
Parent: "Would you shut the fuck up?  These are 5 year olds!" 

Illusions, Michael.
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^
good call, tricks are what Briscoe does for cash at truck stops.  

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6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i'll bet he does them for free 

There’s always money in the Briscoe stand

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11 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Mattress Mack spoke to my fifth grade class to warn us against the dangers of drugs. Which surely contributed to my abstinence from drugs until late in life, when I finally figured out how awesome drugs are and was like “I can’t believe that dollars-tossing clown in a bed suit talked me out of doing this awesome shit for so long.”

So yeah, fuck that guy. He contributed to all the wasted years of sobriety, productivity, and clear-headedness I endured in my youth. 

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13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

When you look at Briscoe Cain and think your winning strategy is to be an even bigger cunt.

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44 minutes ago, royiv said:

When you look at Briscoe Cain and think your winning strategy is to be an even bigger cunt.

Thought this was a random charlie strong rift leading off

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20 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Not enough people hate Mattress Mack, and people who hate Mattress Mack don't hate him enough

my sister and I boo him every time his sandpaper-ass voice comes on godzillatron

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8 hours ago, royiv said:

When you look at Briscoe Cain and think your winning strategy is to be an even bigger cunt.

When you live in Texas, and that strategy is probably a good one....

....yeah.

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2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

3:2 odds that he has a subscription to Bear and Cubs.

I'm not going to google that, but I'll just assume that Briscoe is a "cub."

 

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That mustache manages to make him look like an even bigger fuckwad.   He gives creeps the heebie jeebies.

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8 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

From this 

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to 

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fucking weirdo.    But maybe we are just an insane echo chamber….

Second pic is a known Latvian porn star of the short variety 

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8 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

From this 

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to 

image.jpeg.be25c0256f482d0d64aee22ed37dd1e9.jpeg

 

fucking weirdo.    But maybe we are just an insane echo chamber….

Like a Coen brothers character bad at pulling off disguises but who nevertheless continues trying new ones. 

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