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17 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

What a weird Fucking update...

FCB is a "Wolf in Sheep's Clothing" and cum's all over himself anytime he can hurt The University of Texas... 

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3 minutes ago, futureman said:

I love that y’all really believe it’s going to happen.  love love love it.  

Because it is. I mentioned previously that it was big boy ball, with a big payday. This is happening. Continue your trolling, but it’s happening 

Just now, LTtxfan said:

FCB is a "Wolf in Sheep's Clothing" and cum's all over himself anytime he can hurt The University of Texas... 

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Light the tower

9 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I’ve seen this type of shit a million times - if the man is bringing in gobs of cash the wife is willing to let him decide to work or not.  That’s life.  Take away the gobs of cash part and you’re right.  That’s why it is odd she would tell him to fuck off if he’s signing up to work for TWELVE MILLION dollars a year.  

Does he really have serious health issues or not? Does anyone actually know for sure?

2 hours ago, immamac said:

already done. 

 

14 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

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I would love to meet her....

The greatest Futureman'd of all time 

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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

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So it is $12 million per year. 

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

Does he really have serious health issues or not? Does anyone actually know for sure?

It’s a subarachnoid cyst.  Those can give you debilitating headaches.  His isn’t at risk for imminent rupture - this is a good guess because we often tell those patients to not even fly.  I highly doubt he would be ignoring that order from a doctor.  But have I seen his MRI?  No

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Does he really have serious health issues or not? Does anyone actually know for sure?

Yes, he does

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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Clearly FCB is not in the loop.

4 minutes ago, RVC2005 said:

Because it is. I mentioned previously that it was big boy ball, with a big payday. This is happening. Continue your trolling, but it’s happening 

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It sounds like a lot of moving pieces. BMDs have a number they would pay. CUM has a number he would accept. Then CDC and Hartzell would both have to approve of replacing Herman with Meyer.
1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

12 mill per year for Urban + Herman’s buyout at 15 mill + assistants buyouts and assistants salaries, looking at a pretty penny...but it ain’t my money let’s fucking do this

Agree 100%.  I don’t really care how much the athletic department spends or earns, I just want to watch the Longhorns win some motherfucking championships!

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Chips article is cover for CDC so that it doesn’t look like BMD’s are running the athletic department.  CDC will be the one to make the decision and the BMDs will respect whatever decision CDC makes so long as he fires Herman and hires Urban. 

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

If CDC is using the fucking term “nattys”, he needs to be fired immediately. 

Man, I hate that shit too.

I think it was Nahlin on IT that first clarified the $12M/5 years. Poster replied saying Urban is/was looking for longer and our side is saying 5 years.

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13 minutes ago, futureman said:

I love that y’all really believe it’s going to happen.  love love love it.  

If you love that we believe it's going to happen, then why tell us it's not going to happen?

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1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

If you love that we believe it's going to happen, then why tell us it's not going to happen?

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TotallyLegit question. 

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Chips article is cover for CDC so that it doesn’t look like BMD’s are running the athletic department.  CDC will be the one to make the decision and the BMDs will respect whatever decision CDC makes so long as he fires Herman and hires Urban. 

100% here. Can’t make it look like the guy that is supposed to run things is not running things

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s a subarachnoid cyst.  

Is it possible that spider might crawl back out his ear?

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Man, I hate that shit too.

I think it was Nahlin on IT that first clarified the $12M/5 years. Said Urban is/was looking for longer and our side is saying 5 years.

Incorrect

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Man, I hate that shit too.

I think it was Nahlin on IT that first clarified the $12M/5 years. Said Urban is/was looking for longer and our side is saying 5 years.

Maybe Urban is looking to top Jimbo’s record breaking 75 million dollar deal. 

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It sounds like a lot of moving pieces. BMDs have a number they would pay. CUM has a number he would accept. Then CDC and Hartzell would both have to approve of replacing Herman with Meyer.

 

1 minute ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

 


Brrrr it’s cold in here. There must be some CUM in the atmosphere

 

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2 hours ago, futureman said:

Lololololololol

Negged

1 minute ago, RVC2005 said:

Incorrect

I went back and found it and edited my post. It was another response by a random poster. I clarified above.

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Maybe Urban is looking to top Jimbo’s record breaking 75 million dollar deal. 

Last thing on Urban’s mind is Jimbo. 

7 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Is it possible that spider might crawl back out his ear?

Only to watch futureman fist himself.  

Last thing on Urban’s mind is Jimbo. 
On a pay scale in the same state? You are wrong. He has an ego, and it is large.
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51 minutes ago, Vertigo said:
If this happens, please dont make CUM a thing. Negs to that shit.

That ones on fat Ketch

Nothing that bitch says should be a thing. 

17 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:
22 minutes ago, Getafix said:
 
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It sounds like a lot of moving pieces. BMDs have a number they would pay. CUM has a number he would accept. Then CDC and Hartzell would both have to approve of replacing Herman with Meyer.

That's not very many moving pieces

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11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Man, I hate that shit too.

I think it was Nahlin on IT that first clarified the $12M/5 years. Poster replied saying Urban is/was looking for longer and our side is saying 5 years.

This is playing out how we’d all want it to up to this point. Meyer has an offer that needs no further negotiation on either end. He either wants to do this again or he doesn’t. We’ll know soon. 

Meyer gets off on the talent acquisition end, so the early signing day and this class overall is a big deal for his beginning. If he takes the job, this won’t be drawn out much further. 

Last thing on Urban’s mind is Jimbo. 

First thing on his agent’s tho....
41 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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This is CDC saying the buyout has been financed and for those out of the loop to relax when Tom is still at the podium at noon Monday.

9 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Which one of you scumbags is tracking Flightaware?

Like I said earlier, flights leaving from Marble Falls.....although the notable ones may have already occurred.  

47 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

We can call futureman CUM after he officially signs.  A passing of the torch, if you will.  

Mr. Fister 

43 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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from the no shit sherlock file.  Thanks so much for your business savvy update there FCB.  these guys steal money from people.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Mr. Fister 

I'm up for Fisterman.

46 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

You didn't like that passing display LSU and aggy waged?  That was almost Kentucky Vandy esque.  If I'm a receiver at either of those schools (collie/tiger), I'm transferring.

Demond Demas may be beating you to the punch. 

25 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Maybe Urban is looking to top Jimbo’s record breaking 75 million dollar deal. 

If you have to stroke his ego.... dare I say, make him CUM

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Demond Demas may be beating you to the punch. 

He’s gone at the end of the semester 

2 minutes ago, RVC2005 said:

He’s gone at the end of the semester 

Have there been rumors of him being dissatisfied?

2 minutes ago, RVC2005 said:

He’s gone at the end of the semester 

Urban's first big transfer. Aggy heads explode. Profit 

34 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Agree 100%.  I don’t really care how much the athletic department spends or earns, I just want to watch the Longhorns win some motherfucking championships!

True.  This time yesterday, I was wiling to settle for conference titles.

5 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Have there been rumors of him being dissatisfied?

According to a few HSFB coaches, yes

you mean we might not hire a coach from G5 to replace failing G5 coach?  maybe CDC has this.

 

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