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2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ill just do quick cliffs:

Close friends BIL was at a lease this weekend with someone that was in the room in Dallas when they were putting together the donor side of the UM stuff. Buddy texts me earlier and says the program and the CDC stuff whatever was constant conversation.

- They still feel good about UM.

- CDC is hardly even involved.

- Tom Herman is toast

My main question without being too pushy was why was everyone celebrating on Saturday and then shitty news comes out Sunday and everyone goes completely silent? He said they felt like this last round of negotiations went really well, but that they all agreed to give Meyer space bc it was clear he needed it. Then they all went nuts bc Meyer basically told us he felt great about stuff and that he wants to let the season or his fox stuff or our season or whatever shake out. Meyer had started to get cagey and then he gave us a super positive indication without us asking for one. 

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2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ill just do quick cliffs:

Close friends BIL was at a lease this weekend with someone that was in the room in Dallas when they were putting together the donor side of the UM stuff. Buddy texts me earlier and says the program and the CDC stuff whatever was constant conversation.

- They still feel good about UM.

- CDC is hardly even involved.

- Tom Herman is toast

My main question without being too pushy was why was everyone celebrating on Saturday and then shitty news comes out Sunday and everyone goes completely silent? He said they felt like this last round of negotiations went really well, but that they all agreed to give Meyer space bc it was clear he needed it. Then they all went nuts bc Meyer basically told us he felt great about stuff and that he wants to let the season or his fox stuff or our season or whatever shake out. Meyer had started to get cagey and then he gave us a super positive indication without us asking for one. 

 

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5 minutes ago, Starscreacher said:

I like the update it's nice.

Very slick 

3 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ill just do quick cliffs:

Close friends BIL was at a lease this weekend with someone that was in the room in Dallas when they were putting together the donor side of the UM stuff. Buddy texts me earlier and says the program and the CDC stuff whatever was constant conversation.

- They still feel good about UM.

- CDC is hardly even involved.

- Tom Herman is toast

My main question without being too pushy was why was everyone celebrating on Saturday and then shitty news comes out Sunday and everyone goes completely silent? He said they felt like this last round of negotiations went really well, but that they all agreed to give Meyer space bc it was clear he needed it. Then they all went nuts bc Meyer basically told us he felt great about stuff and that he wants to let the season or his fox stuff or our season or whatever shake out. Meyer had started to get cagey and then he gave us a super positive indication without us asking for one. 

ah so you finally got word that aligns with what the rest of us already gathered. Cool, cool

We talked about a lot of other shit, but I asked him how confident his BIL was about UM? He said he doesnt know, but that the big donor wasnt worried about it at all. 

He likes us doesn’t he.  Holy crap.  Do you think he wants to go with us?

4 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ill just do quick cliffs:

Close friends BIL was at a lease this weekend with someone that was in the room in Dallas when they were putting together the donor side of the UM stuff. Buddy texts me earlier and says the program and the CDC stuff whatever was constant conversation.

- They still feel good about UM.

- CDC is hardly even involved.

- Tom Herman is toast

My main question without being too pushy was why was everyone celebrating on Saturday and then shitty news comes out Sunday and everyone goes completely silent? He said they felt like this last round of negotiations went really well, but that they all agreed to give Meyer space bc it was clear he needed it. Then they all went nuts bc Meyer basically told us he felt great about stuff and that he wants to let the season or his fox stuff or our season or whatever shake out. Meyer had started to get cagey and then he gave us a super positive indication without us asking for one. 

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That update is so in line with my thinking that I have to believe it. Happening bunker again.

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

He likes us doesn’t he.  Holy crap.  Do you think he wants to go with us?

I wonder if we’re at the point where we could ask him if he’d like to go steady with us.

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

So when was this super positive indication? That Saturday when you said it was done? 

Yea. UM told them he was happy with our offer. I think thats a pretty big deal bc other places are saying we somehow didnt pony up or give him what he wants and its bullshit. 

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

So when was this super positive indication? That Saturday when you said it was done? 

Basing off the last few sentences. It seems like he's inferring the super positive indication came some time after the bad news hit. The roller coaster started to climb back up the hill around Wednesday-Friday. So that may be when he gave the reinforcement. 

Just now, Caddox said:

Yea. UM told them he was happy with our offer. I think thats a pretty big deal bc other places are saying we somehow didnt pony up or give him what he wants and its bullshit. 

Thanks! Outta rep.

6 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ill just do quick cliffs:

Close friends BIL was at a lease this weekend with someone that was in the room in Dallas when they were putting together the donor side of the UM stuff. Buddy texts me earlier and says the program and the CDC stuff whatever was constant conversation.

- They still feel good about UM.

- CDC is hardly even involved.

- Tom Herman is toast

My main question without being too pushy was why was everyone celebrating on Saturday and then shitty news comes out Sunday and everyone goes completely silent? He said they felt like this last round of negotiations went really well, but that they all agreed to give Meyer space bc it was clear he needed it. Then they all went nuts bc Meyer basically told us he felt great about stuff and that he wants to let the season or his fox stuff or our season or whatever shake out. Meyer had started to get cagey and then he gave us a super positive indication without us asking for one. 

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Dammit -- I was finally getting over the Urban/Texas shit and you do this to me!?!?!?

Porta potties, craps tables, and now deer leases.

7 minutes ago, Had Enough said:
36 minutes ago, Bevo said:
Who was the DL who went to that school and went on to play for Nebraska? Can't remember if he made it to the pros.

Are you thinking Kenny Walker from Crane? NFL for the Broncos after attending Nebraskie.

Thanks. I guess I was wrong about him attending the Texas School for the deaf.

It's believable because it doesn't include any "passed out at 31 Flavors" parts

Just now, Caddox said:

Yea. UM told them he was happy with our offer. I think thats a pretty big deal bc other places are saying we somehow didnt pony up or give him what he wants and its bullshit. 

This is not good smack. It's cut with a lot of rat poison and baking soda but fuck it. I'm taking it all. 

9 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ill just do quick cliffs:

Close friends BIL was at a lease this weekend with someone that was in the room in Dallas when they were putting together the donor side of the UM stuff. Buddy texts me earlier and says the program and the CDC stuff whatever was constant conversation.

- They still feel good about UM.

- CDC is hardly even involved.

- Tom Herman is toast

My main question without being too pushy was why was everyone celebrating on Saturday and then shitty news comes out Sunday and everyone goes completely silent? He said they felt like this last round of negotiations went really well, but that they all agreed to give Meyer space bc it was clear he needed it. Then they all went nuts bc Meyer basically told us he felt great about stuff and that he wants to let the season or his fox stuff or our season or whatever shake out. Meyer had started to get cagey and then he gave us a super positive indication without us asking for one. 

Prime night shift shit right there. You gonna double down with a futurefister wager too?

5 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Check it out! The new update includes "Dark Mode"! @immamac is hooking the Night Shift up!

I already had dark mode. Y'all didn't? I had to reset it after the update. Looks nice.  Very cool new UI. The only (tiny) issue I see is the text column/boxes being way narrower than before, but I'm guessing that's on the list of tweaks to come.

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We need to diagram this shit... So Caddox's friend's brother-in-law's friend said it is looks good? Any chance this conversation happened in a porta potty?

1 minute ago, wood said:

I already had dark mode. Y'all didn't? I had to reset it after the update. Looks nice. The only (tiny) issue I see is the text column/boxes being way narrower than before, but I'm guessing that's on the list of tweaks to come.

I'm not a Tapa user so I'm a bit behind the times.

1 minute ago, Texasrocks said:

We need to diagram this shit... So Caddox's friend's brother-in-law's friend said it is looks good? Any chance this conversation happened in a porta potty?

They were at the lease, so just behind a tree.

4 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Yea. UM told them he was happy with our offer. I think thats a pretty big deal bc other places are saying we somehow didnt pony up or give him what he wants and its bullshit. 

So where does it currently stand and what led to the cliff dive on that next Sunday?

Where is yogi Berra...

Just now, Texasrocks said:

We need to diagram this shit... So Caddox's friend's brother-in-law's friend said it is looks good? Any chance this conversation happened in a porta potty?

I know we are all high on Caddoxs new UM revelation but whats the porta potty story? Don't think I was around then. 

Just now, Texasrocks said:

We need to diagram this shit... So Caddox's friend's brother-in-law's friend said it is looks good? Any chance this conversation happened in a porta potty?

No, his BFF’s BIL went hunting with someone who was in the room with BMDs. Like 3rd cousin twice removed shit here. That’s like an AAS first hand source. Good as gold.

All I can gather about last Saturday is that at least two people that put up a lot of money think and said its done because UM basically said, yea ok this all looks good. I couldnt text back and ask for details or anything. 

So Im back on the UM train. 

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

I'm not a Tapa user so I'm a bit behind the times.

The trick is to not eat too many off the first tray

not that I was ever actually off but I feel much better right now

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Sigh. Ah, what the hell. 
 

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2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I'm not a Tapa user so I'm a bit behind the times.

Me neither. I'm on my laptop 90% of the time.

3 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

We need to diagram this shit... So Caddox's friend's brother-in-law's friend said it is looks good? Any chance this conversation happened in a porta potty?

Yeah I'm not going to believe it until I hear it from the brother in law.

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Any news that’s not no is good news. Also, it’s funny how the surly Twitter was like we have big news and it went dark for an update. 
What is dark mode? Is it only for night people? Is like night vision? 
 

gif for all my new buddies. Who hit F5 for the last two plus hours. And were maybe freaked out by dinosaur porn? I dunno. Obviously that’s not me. We get Urban and I’ll consider something similar. 

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1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

I know we are all high on Caddoxs new UM revelation but whats the porta potty story? Don't think I was around then. 

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It sounds like nothing will be finalized in the next few weeks, maybe even until after the championship game. 

15 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ill just do quick cliffs:

Close friends BIL was at a lease this weekend with someone that was in the room in Dallas when they were putting together the donor side of the UM stuff. Buddy texts me earlier and says the program and the CDC stuff whatever was constant conversation.

- They still feel good about UM.

- CDC is hardly even involved.

- Tom Herman is toast

My main question without being too pushy was why was everyone celebrating on Saturday and then shitty news comes out Sunday and everyone goes completely silent? He said they felt like this last round of negotiations went really well, but that they all agreed to give Meyer space bc it was clear he needed it. Then they all went nuts bc Meyer basically told us he felt great about stuff and that he wants to let the season or his fox stuff or our season or whatever shake out. Meyer had started to get cagey and then he gave us a super positive indication without us asking for one. 

Out of rep but will give some tomorrow.

This is like heroin for me.  I'm in the UM or bust camp so I needed some hope with this.

Are we at the point where caddox needs to commit to something in/out of the ass for something that is/isn’t going to happen?

This is very blocky now.  I feel like we went back in time.

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

So where does it currently stand and what led to the cliff dive on that next Sunday?

9.95ers get their info from dipshits like Bianco that know nothing. Im not even sure what CDC knows about what our donors offered Meyer. UM hasnt "rejected" us thats for sure. 

So it's possible that Urban will get here some time within the next 20 years?  

Well, that's progress at least.

We'll see how the new site does...when we sign Urban Meyer.

 

 

 

I hope.

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