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Feels like Hamm and holland are just reading each other’s updates and then writing something to discredit it. EJs serve. 

Why is EJ engaging with a Facebook fanboy? Joke is on EJ in that case. A 995er making fun of him only legitimizes him.... which is exactly what he’s seeking.

Now surly and lhf (best twitter follow in the game) should continue to ridicule as he falls into oblivion.
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2 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Imagine being a grown up and hanging out around high schools and gossiping about the football players for a living.

Does Hamm have any real life friends or even family that likes him?  Does anyone take him seriously?  When his fb page closes and he realizes he can’t monitoze jock sniffing, no one will hire him.  Googling his name provides years of information about his instability, racism, homophobia, and delusion.  The guy needs to change his name and move to another state at this point.

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6 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Does Hamm have any real life friends or even family that likes him?  Does anyone take him seriously?  When his fb page closes and he realizes he can’t monitoze jock sniffing, no one will hire him.  Googling his name provides years of information about his instability, racism, homophobia, and delusion.  The guy needs to change his name and move to another state at this point.

He could move to Utah like DFigs. But he'd just move to Logan and start talking about the sleeping giant that is the USU Aggies and throwing slurs at UofU analysts.

You just can't fix stupid.

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2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Lol Hamm has an entire recruiting service Facebook page dedicating to stalking Javonne Shepherd.

 

1 hour ago, Get ln My Van said:

Imagine being a grown up dwarf and hanging out around high school bathrooms and gossiping about the football players for a living  as a hobby.

FIFY

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So, just thinking out loud here.

Isn’t it against ncca rules for a student athlete, in college and soon-to-be-enrolled in college, to benefit from his/her athlete status? If 5/4 star athletes receive rides from “trainers” or anyone else who is not a close relative, isn’t that a potential violation?

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25 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

So, just thinking out loud here.

Isn’t it against ncca rules for a student athlete, in college and soon-to-be-enrolled in college, to benefit from his/her athlete status? If 5/4 star athletes receive rides from “trainers” or anyone else who is not a close relative, isn’t that a potential violation?

define "close relative" -- define father figure or positive male role model, for instance. 

Not going to speak to all of the kids and their specific situations but there are A LOT of kids that get to visit schools like Texas because of these trainers or non-close relatives. A lot. Hell, there are A LOT of Longhorns who only got to visit UT because of these trainers and certainly would never be able to come multiple times and bond with their fellow classmates, etc ...  Not every family (including extended family) has a reliable car, expendable cash for gas, hotels, and food, or even the free time on the weekends. 

Not everything is a nefarious plot or NCAA violation and even if it was a violation we're talking about kids getting into good schools here, FFS. 

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When is he going to realize that the stay at home dad attempt is a joke a he needs to get a real job to pay for the roof over his kids head instead of grandma doing it. If I was as successful as his wife I wouldn't put up with that lazy crap either. Be a man. 

I dont know this guy but it sure is easy to hate him.

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20 minutes ago, Hizzaz Mahdoud said:

Only if the giraffe comes up to him and starts talking about his wife. I would guess a porcupine, because they are located closer to the restrooms, and, well, one prick to another and such...

That will almost certainly result in him calling the giraffe a fag, which, as well know, is not the preferred giraffe nomenclature.

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