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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Lol, please tell me that's a real quote.

 Not far off. Except when concerned about the officer’s life. 

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4 minutes ago, brown water said:

He’s “both sidesing” police reform. 
 

he met with victim’s families in private before having a row of law enforcement in public. 

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School choice is the civil rights of all time. 

 

What the fuck?

4 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

 

Rick Wilson is letting his guard down and living out his Easter bunny fetish on social media. 

I know he doesnt drink.  But is he high right now?

we were gonna have big salary increases, they were coming but then the virus from china ruined it.

12 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

School choice is the civil rights of all time. 

 

What the fuck?

I thought he said decade, but either way.  Read the fucking room.  

Its so much worse than I thought.  

 

 

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He's all over the place.  I've had this on for less than 5 minutes and he's covered school choice, the stock market being almost where it was pre virus, vaccines...

Majorly rambling on.

He truly is a moron par excellence. 

30 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

I thought he said decade, but either way.  Read the fucking room.  

Its so much worse than I thought.  

 

 

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30 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

I thought he said decade, but either way.  Read the fucking room.  

Its so much worse than I thought.  

 

 

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30 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

I thought he said decade, but either way.  Read the fucking room.  

Its so much worse than I thought.  

 

 

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35 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

 

 

You mean the "school choice" issue that escalated following the Brown -v- Board decision? 

If so, he's correct that it's a great civil rights issue... but not the way he means it.

The "Three's Company" triple post.  That's gonna break the internet.

Making it easier to funnel taxpayer money into for-profit schools would look really bad if Trump had a track record of paying out millions in some sorta university fraud case.

What in the fuck is that??? School choice??

Huge civil rights movement. Fucking demented fool.

Wait...why did he bring up school choice?

Somebody texted me that we cured Aids.  I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.

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6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Wait...why did he bring up school choice?

I'm guessing there was a segment on OAN or some shit just before he walked out to talk.  Or maybe Devoss called him to talk about it this morning.

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The "Three's Company" triple post.  That's gonna break the internet.

Nine's Company?

Saw the word "Trunt" used in referring to a shithead Trump supporter and I think that word needs to gain more popular acceptance. 

 

Somebody texted me that we cured Aids.  I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.
Yes. According to Trump we now have a vaccine for Aids. He truly is doing God's work. A cure for Aids, historic progress being made on the battle against windmill cancer. Some people are saying he should just step down and work on curing all of mankind's diseases.
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28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The "Three's Company" triple post.  That's gonna break the internet.

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Wait...why did he bring up school choice?

It was his favorite part of The Emancipation Proclamation


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34 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Somebody texted me that we cured Aids.  I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.

Pure Magic. 

"They've come up with the AIDS vaccine.  They've come up with or the AIDS.  And as you know, there's various things. And now various companies are involved." 

Please somebody on twitter, post this so I can read a real trumpkin honestly say, "Well, he was just being sarcastic"  

"They've come up with...or...the AIDS."  

A sitting U.S. President just said that on national television.  Nevermind he thinks there's a vaccine.  He described the vaccine developers as coming up with...or...the AIDS.  And then "various things."  Is this leadership or a vehicle by which to validate your worst qualities?  

Well yeah, Pence warned them to stop shoving the beakers of AIDS up each other's asses.  

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4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well yeah, Pence warned them to stop shoving the beakers of AIDS up each other's asses.  

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30 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I think he's trying to say that the vaccine developers contracted the AIDS. 

I think he's trying to say everyone that hears him speak contracts AIDS

So after listening to him mumble and stammer through a speech like Helen Keller at karaoke night, they'd need Hearing AIDS?  

He and Clinton are in a sexual relationship.  Not saying which one. 
How's that?
We got people quoting Hemingway in this thread, and you have to bring this in?
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He and Clinton are in a sexual relationship.  Not saying which one. 
How's that?

We got people quoting Hemingway in this thread, and you have to bring this in?

Water, water everywhere, and all the boards did shrink.  Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink.  

Oh shit, that's Coleridge, not Hemingway.

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4 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Water, water everywhere, and all the boards did shrink.  Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink.  

Oh shit, that's Coleridge, not Hemingway.

 

Or Bruce Dickinson:

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On 6/13/2020 at 10:24 AM, jimmyjazz said:

It worked.  I bet 80% of the country had never heard of the Tulsa race massacre.  I grew up a few hours NE of there and I didn't learn of those events until a few years ago.

Now, the word has spread, and in particular Trump's base, which is completely amped about Black Lives Matter along with the uproar over Confederate monuments & the flag, is raring to go fight.  I think Juneteenth in Tulsa will be a whole lot more violent than it would have been had Trump never planned this rally.  Stephen Miller knows what he is doing.

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2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

What in the Citizens United is going on here?

 

It's just a gimmick with zero legal meaning.  Just more grift, but almost certainly legal.  It's all about the grift.  That's it.  

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Don’t forget about that AIDS vaccine. 

 

These last three plus years would have been so much smoother hand Miss South Carolina/Teen USA been elected President.

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