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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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And just like that my dream of a tourney filled quarantine is dead. 

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  • Uncle Boobs
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    Against my better judgment and several beers deep, I have taken you up on this, potentially ending my streak of totally worthless posts. I have done 3 and 7 day averages only on the Worldometer data. 

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    Daughter’s home. A little PTSD, we’re picking up Whataburger to help.

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    Just try and imagine GreenspointTexas being the person to intubate you as you fight for your life against COVID-19. You’re laying there gasping for air while he chastises you for all the things you li

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48 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

Checking in.  All healthy.  Just a small case of bleeding rectum

I always had you pegged for the kind of guy who preferred large cases of bleeding rectums.

2 minutes ago, justhookit said:

 

I feel fine

1 minute ago, Digdogger said:

Looks like the rodeo is still a go, thankfully

what about the one in Houston?

Disneyland is closing March 14th through the end of the month

38 minutes ago, davidg said:

My wife said wants to know if its too soon to have a kid show up with little styrofoam balls painted like below sewn around the rim of the socks?

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Never too late

1 minute ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

 

For basketball no, but has track and baseball finished more than a quarter of their season?  Everyone could be in line for a redshirt.

Texas also had LEGIT chances of winning titles in softball, men's tennis, women's tennis, rowing and women's golf.

This absolutely sucks. 

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Just now, Foosters said:

I'm in Los Angeles and the lack of any response whatsoever is staggering. All LAUSD has done is cancel sporting events. I work in the criminal justice system where I am in frequent contact with the homeless and the incarcerated. We're basically being told to be careful and that they are working on getting hand sanitizer to us. Otherwise, business as usual.

There are going to be a lot of people in positions of power who will have a lot of explaining to do when this is all said and done.

We did not cancel athletics. These idiots think spring break will end it if they clean the school. HS has 2700 students and quite a few are traveling. 

serious question: can i, as an employee, take out a key personnel life insurance policy on the partner i work for?  he croaks, i'm out of a job.  hell, if the bookkeeper that keeps this place running croaks i'm probably out of a job. 

34 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

What the hells going to be on ESPN?  Sportscenter in a week, checking in on sick players.

Stephen A Smith 24/7

48 minutes ago, 406W30th said:

Last night Fred Hoiberg left Nebraska's game after being visibly ill and was tested at a hospital. Apparently it's influenza A but it just shows that even people with coronavirus symptoms are reluctant to take the necessary steps for prevention.

The NCAA is a horrific organization so I assume they'll hold out as long as they can, but there's no way the tournament happens.

Well, Hoiberg is a college coach, a fraternity of the most overly self-important people on the planet.  

No one else could do his job.  His players were depending on him.

That game was the most important thing in the world.  

See also Freeze, Hugh https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27522885/the-story-how-hugh-freeze-coached-hospital-bed

5 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

The self quarantine is happening guys. We might survive this after all. 

Cordon sanitaire, imo.

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Texas also had LEGIT chances of winning titles in softball, men's tennis, women's tennis, rowing and women's golf.

This absolutely sucks. 

Men's golf as well. This really really sucks. 

12 minutes ago, NoName said:

can't imagine they do anything like this

They’re gonna do something 

 

1 hour ago, Skipper said:

Just no way after 2 NBA players confirmed with the virus.  All you need is 1 player get sick (who is potentially spreading it to teammates, opposing players, officials, etc.) and you have to shut down the whole thing anyways, so I don't know what they are waiting for at this point.

Yep, they just didn't want the market to sink another 1000.  Announced, mercifully, after the bell.  

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I cancelled my trip to Port A next week. When I called the homeaway people, I asked if it was too late to cancel my reservation. "Oh no, you can still cancel."

"Oh yeah? That's good."

"You can't get any of your money refunded though".

"Then why the hell would I give a shit if I can cancel or not?"

Emphasize that you changed your plans and you are in fact coming. Make sure they can't book it out to someone else.

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Disneyland is closing March 14th through the end of the month

Link?  I thought they walked that back... because "it's complicated"

Just stopped into my neighborhood bar south of Blanco and the daily drinkers in there are fuckin clueless. Most of the bastards never wash their hands after pissing and appear to have no clue what is coming. I try not to touch the bar anyway but today was extra conscious. May have to boycott it for the next few weeks. Got the "more people die of the flu" comment.

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Well, Hoiberg is a college coach, a fraternity of the most overly self-important people on the planet.  

No one else could do his job.  His players were depending on him.

That game was the most important thing in the world.  

See also Freeze, Hugh https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27522885/the-story-how-hugh-freeze-coached-hospital-bed

This would have been a solid post.  But it went to 11 with the link.  That was the most ridiculous shit ever and really gets at what coaches think of themselves. 

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I'm really enjoying this.  I'm having a lot of "end of the world sex".  In fact, I haven't this much sex since I was a boy scout leader

2 minutes ago, Loco said:

Link?  I thought they walked that back... because "it's complicated"

It's announced all over.  I'm the dork with a few laptops open to work/trade/porn etc and it popped up on a dozen different places.  No screenshots as I  don't want to 'NowThis' myself. 

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1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

buy better blow. 

 

1 minute ago, Digdogger said:

I'm really enjoying this.  I'm having a lot of "end of the world sex".  In fact, I haven't this much sex since I was a boy scout leader

how's that bleeding rectum?

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

It's announced all over.  I'm the dork with a few laptops open to work/trade/porn etc and it popped up on a dozen different banners.  No screenshots as I  don't want to 'NowThis' myself. 

ok so that's new.  thanks

27 minutes ago, NoName said:

March Madness cancelled

The title applies in a different way this year is all.

48 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m sure Martha appreciates you posting her contact info.

She did seem surprised that I faxed a pic of my scrote.

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33 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

 

So this includes the College World Series???  Please no...

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

So this includes the College World Series???  Please no...

Yup

Is this a good time to remind everyone to say “Fuck China” tonight when they say their bedtime prayers?

Is this a good time to remind everyone to say “Fuck China” tonight when they say their bedtime prayers?

21 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Disneyland is closing March 14th through the end of the month

Well, it's official then - the shit has truly hit the fan.  No one is more money hungry than The Mouse.

I posted this earlier, but WDW has only closed operations for a total of 7 days in all of its existence.  This will over double that closure day count.  Ho-Lee-Fuk.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Texas relays cancelled 

 

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Alright which one of you is Randall Hardee?

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1 minute ago, Hate said:

Is this a good time to remind everyone to say “Fuck China” tonight when they say their bedtime prayers?

DP... have extra Rep  

1 minute ago, hopkinsnhorns said:

Well, it's official then - the shit has truly hit the fan.  No one is more money hungry than The Mouse.

I posted this earlier, but WDW has only closed operations for a total of 7 days in all of its existence.  This will over double that closure day count.  Ho-Lee-Fuk.

Who said anything about Walt Disney world?  That’s Disneyland. 

Welp, the entire US is going on a 4 week quarantine starting within the next week or two. Have audio from a friend (who is also in healthcare) that i cant figure out how to upload but seems legit

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Welp, the entire US is going on a 4 week quarantine starting within the next week or two

Yeah good luck enforcing that. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who said anything about Walt Disney world?  That’s Disneyland. 

Whoops - misread that.  I'm guessing it's only a matter of time before WDW succumbs to the same fate.

8 minutes ago, Hate said:

Is this a good time to remind everyone to say “Fuck China” tonight when they say their bedtime prayers?

Can I get an AMEN!

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Welp, the entire US is going on a 4 week quarantine starting within the next week or two. Have audio from a friend (who is also in healthcare) that i cant figure out how to upload but seems legit

I’m completely ready. Doubt the same can be said for the just the flu crowd like @Lat22 and @Incredulity and the others.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Welp, the entire US is going on a 4 week quarantine starting within the next week or two. Have audio from a friend (who is also in healthcare) that i cant figure out how to upload but seems legit

I think your friend called me too.  I will try to upload, but its basically just a lot of heavy, breathy breathing and occasionally a few moans.

Just now, hopkinsnhorns said:

Whoops - misread that.  I'm guessing it's only a matter of time before WDW succumbs to the same fate.

Yeah, just being pedantic. 

Cy-Fair ISD, third largest in Texas by enrollment, closed for at least one more week (spring break was this week).

 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Yeah good luck enforcing that. 

They wont have to. Stores will be empty and closed. All business with shut down

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