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Declared a border crisis to access funds for a wall much quicker than before declaring coronavirus crisis. Sad!

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  • I'd just like to point out that neither myself nor any of my fellow nurses, fellow advanced nurse practitioners, and other healthcare providers ever swore an oath that we would lay down our lives for

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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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30 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I wonder how many Shaggy posters have it...with or without knowing it.

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I freaked a little when he pulled that card from his pocket at the end. 

Listened for 10 seconds. He reads off the paper, then goes all causual off script to mumble some nonsense that I think he thinks sounds smart. Everytime I hear him I'm in awe that 63,000,000 people think he's great. Just blows my fucking mind.

This woman has seven snipers on her

Ohhhh we needed an entire overhaul of our testing procedures. Noooo wonder it's taken so long. With tears in my eyes, thank you Donald! 

I thought the orange shit they dip him in was antiviral, no? 

Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

Unbuttoning ain’t gonna help, you fat bastard.

sweating out that fever

Who is this bitch blowing Trump on national TV?

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Ohhhh we needed an entire overhaul of our testing procedures. Noooo wonder it's taken so long. With tears in my eyes, thank you Donald! 

I had no idea that you were a big burly man straight from central casting.  Interesting.

Fauci is the only one of these fuckers who doesn't look like an abject moron.

So this isn't as bad as HIV in the 80's? Thanks lady. 

I just realized that declaring a national emergency basically gives him the dictatorial powers he wants...I'm sure he'll use them responsibly...

Furk

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Listened for 10 seconds. He reads off the paper, then goes all causual off script to mumble some nonsense that I think he thinks sounds smart. Everytime I hear him I'm in awe that 63,000,000 people think he's great. Just blows my fucking mind.

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so the bench mark here is a faster response than HIV ...  Well that's a really high fucking bar.

 

Tests brought to you "at unprecedented speed"   fuck right off lady

Shitting on the Korea tests. Fuck her too. 

Just now, DixonHur said:

I just realized that declaring a national emergency basically gives him the dictatorial powers he wants...I'm sure he'll use them responsibly...

Furk

Oh, it's gonna be a scene man.

Needs the picture book so Donny can understand. 

"We unleashed the power of the private sector."

Well, except for that part where you rejected their request for approval weeks ago.

lol my god

stop holding up a god damn graph 

jessssssus this is clown shoes

this is the shit that should have been done 2 months ago!  WHAT THE FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!?!?!

Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

lol my god

stop holding up a god damn graph 

jessssssus this is clown shoes

Lulz that middle school flow chart was amazeballs. 

Small mounts not curves! 

THE SMALLEST MOUNDS GUYS!

Trump turns over the mic to Fauzi making sure he touched it all over the spit screen.  He's dead.

Thank you, Mr. President. Please don't touch me. 

Doug not touching the microphone.

Fuck Walgreens, CVS is at least half-assed competent 

Don’t shake that mother fucker’s hand. He’s spreading covid everywhere. 

Just now, GopherRock said:

Greatest retailers? JFC

Celebrities! Walmart and Walgreens, what are your plans?!? 

Did Trump shake that dudes hands and give him the corona? At a national emergency alert about the fucking corona???!!!

Handshake with Trump. Walmart guy better wash his hands.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Doug from Walmart.  Well I feel better.

Jake from State Farm is much more competent.

3 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Dow going up.  This lady's got it!

It's almost like he needs to shut the fuck up.

Wait, I thought Trumpcans are boycotting target for its bathroom policies?

Just now, tantric superman said:

And now, say hello to Elizabeth Holmes, from Theranos....

Wouldn't that be perfect. 

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