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You future line of generals for favored oligarchs?

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And now, Dustin "smoke" Knobby from Radio Shack.

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Seriously.  He's got that shit.

If he dies Q will be on my must read list...I can only imagine the sordid tales of intrigue they'll be weaving.  But I know Obama, Hillary and Comey will be primary agents of evil.

In all serious, smart move to have all these somewhat adult people speaking. 

Now shut the fuck up Trump and go golf the next few months, you fat fucking retard.

from Rush? lol

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uh, Roche, thank you

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All these corporate dudes thanking them for the blank check from the treasury. Lol. 

couldn't Fauci (sp?) have gotten a stool ?

It's uncanny.  Trump speaks, the market drops.  Trump calls others to speak, the market rebounds.

2 minutes ago, pacman said:

You future line of generals for favored oligarchs?

bingo

LOL, all of these executives treating this as a free super bowl commercial.

"And now, we will leave and go into self-quarantine because Trump touched us all. Thank You."

Just now, 'stache said:

All these corporate dudes thanking them for the blank check from the treasury. Lol. 

yes, and how much did they contribute to trump's campaign?

Donald is like, I'm gonna turn this into a group project, the teacher wouldn't dare give us all an F! 

God dammit.  Just god fucking dammit.  HOW DID WE POSSIBLY GET HERE!?!?

I wonder if he knows Roche is not an American company?

Fill it up, Mike!

finna buy all that cheap oil thanks Russia and China fuck you

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This is all about getting him a campaign ad for later if things level off. Stroke his fragile ego. 

lol pence took a big gulp of air before he went down on trump

fucking disastrous, look at pence sucking him off like a little bitch boy

Here comes the blow job by Pence

Those god damned libruls hoaxed him so good he had to declare a state of emergency 

when he stops reading, he looks up, smirks, and gets ready to talk, and the market falls apart. his hand is on the fucking chicken switch. 

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Pence sounding like he is giving a Thanksgiving Day Prayer of Thanks to his new Lord of Lords. 

 

6 hours ago, Loco said:

Look who is ass covering mode

 

Say what you will about the Sesh, but the dude hates Trump and is making him look bad. I hate everything Sessions stands for but unlike many in that camp, I don't think he's a grifter. He's a sincere asshole. 

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

 

Forgot about the Oil Patch Massacre! 

This is literally just Pence sucking the orange cock. Holy fuck. 

Does Trump now get the young vote (student loans).

Prepping for all the money about to flow to these companies.

so essentially, oil companies are getting a bail out...they should turn it down....handouts are for bitches

Byebye boomers!

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I wish there was a pull away camera shot. It’s fun to mind read based on facial features.
 

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