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3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

That's gonna literally kill the republican base

Gee, that’s too bad.  

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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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2 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

Gee, that’s too bad.  

And Biden's primary base. We are fucked. 

13 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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Needs a Yarmulke on Gates. 

1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

I'd invoke the P in her.

Take that shit to CR NSAA!

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Cutting off your nose to spite your face, or some such:

 

 

 

Hope he dies a slow and painful death for wanting to profit from endangering working class Americans.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Attending Easter service to own the libs.

Hopefully serves to cull their own flock.

26 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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That's just stupid.

I've never posted Fox News.

Do you watch it?

Do you consume a variety of news sources?
1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

lol

I’m glad Twitter has a line.

Racism? Totes cool.

Wacko conspiracy theories? No prob.

Trump has spouted off more CV misinformation than anyone. Where’s his timeout?

 

Should be grounds for immediate detention as those tweets are threats to public safety.

21 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Holy fuck.

Bbl I gotta go make some calls and hug someone 

Unfortunately, I think the attribution in percentage is reversed.  Horribly it appears the percentages of those surviving a progression to needing ventilation is a lot worse.  I saw this in a nuts and bolts post from an ED doc in the MS/LA area.  Can't verify first hand:

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worldwide 86% of covid 19 patients that go on a vent die. Seattle reporting 70%. Our hospital has had 5 deaths and one patient who was extubated. Extubation happens on day 10 per the Chinese and day 11 per Seattle.

 

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's just stupid.

Except for the mandatory vaccine rollout. It's actually something the nation and the world at large would benefit from.

I don't know. It was the standard purchase size for me. I had to scout out some for the vet clinic, but I just got the same old amount. Kroger and WallyWorld have been wiped out for a week. It's not only paper products. Standard dish detergent, canned vegetables, flour, most of the meat, big gaps in the shelves all over the place. I've only read of shortages in stores. Well, the gas freakshow a year ago, and the occasional snowstorm, but nothing like this. 
Where are you?
24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's just stupid.

Is that supposed to be Bill Gates?

 

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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Wow.  So sad.

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I hate Illinois Ngozis.

58 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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Ironic given Trump just tweeted about quarantining New York, New Jersey and Connecticut. How would you do that without checkpoints?

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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Man I hope you are sharing this for satirical purposes because that's fucking dumb

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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So the devil will finally break through the anti-vax bullshit?  Just more evidence for my theory that Satan is the real hero of the story.  

How would left-wing deep state types invoke martial law and force mandatory vaccinations?

46 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Needs a Yarmulke on Gates. 

I thought that was Roger Ebert

This magazine cover has it all:

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4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

How would left-wing deep state types invoke martial law and force mandatory vaccinations?

Using that patented jew mind control on President Donald J. Trump, Man of God, obviously.

18 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Man I hope you are sharing this for satirical purposes because that's fucking dumb

It's just a slightly more Master Race-ish spin on the classic Dogs Playing Poker painting. 

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Not sure what it cost, but the money spent on those flyers could have been better spent elsewhere 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Not sure what it cost, but the money spent on those flyers could have been better spent elsewhere 

the next fucking mailer i get better have a check in it, and it better be signed by trump.

which is i'm sure totally legal.

now over 2000 deaths.  remember back in the salad days of just 1000 deaths, 3 days ago?  i 'member

14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the next fucking mailer i get better have a check in it, and it better be signed by trump.

which is i'm sure totally legal.

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1 hour ago, fuggled said:
2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:
I don't know. It was the standard purchase size for me. I had to scout out some for the vet clinic, but I just got the same old amount. Kroger and WallyWorld have been wiped out for a week. It's not only paper products. Standard dish detergent, canned vegetables, flour, most of the meat, big gaps in the shelves all over the place. I've only read of shortages in stores. Well, the gas freakshow a year ago, and the occasional snowstorm, but nothing like this. 

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Where are you?

DFW. Denton to be exact. El Rancho is in Lewisville, 99Ranch in Carrollton. There are others of both around the area. 

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

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Your mom gave my stimulus some relief last night.

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol

I’m glad Twitter has a line.

Racism? Totes cool.

Wacko conspiracy theories? No prob.

Trump has spouted off more CV misinformation than anyone. Where’s his timeout?

 

Gateway Pundit gets the Daily Double in that Mediate article, cited for two false stories. Impressive.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's just stupid.

Kinda my take.

So Bill Gates is now an enemy of the far-right and the Q folks?

I get so confused.

32 minutes ago, elfenix said:

now over 2000 deaths.  remember back in the salad days of just 1000 deaths, 3 days ago?  i 'member

Somewhere in the Surly universe, someone posted there wouldn't be 500 deaths in the US from this, period.

I don't recall who, or what thread, and I don't care to go digging.

 

 

6 hours ago, Chooky said:

I still can't believe it's that high. 

Rallying around the president in a time of crisis is normal. People want to believe.

The fact that it is that low is an indictment and a culmination of 3 years of lying. Plus everyone knows what he said while the crisis was unfolding. It’ll be zero cases soon he said. Now its the highest in the world and climbing.

9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Somewhere in the Surly universe, someone posted there wouldn't be 500 deaths in the US from this, period.

I don't recall who, or what thread, and I don't care to go digging.

Hm.  I wonder if it was a Republican or a Democrat. It’s so hard to know, because it’s not at all the case that only one side of the political debate routinely proclaims stupid fucking shit.  

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Let me guess.   Trump wants to funnel a few hundred million this way:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ami-tabloids-are-on-a-ventilator-after-david-pecker-enforces-brutal-staff-pay-cut?ref=home

 

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Supermarket tabloid king and longtime Donald Trump acolyte David Pecker, the chief executive of financially troubled American Media Inc., is cutting the payroll of the National Enquirer and at least nine other AMI publications by 23 percent starting April 1, Pecker announced in a staff memo Saturday.

The company-wide move, which comes as AMI is ending its fiscal year, could well be a harbinger of worse things to come, including mass layoffs and the shutdown of several AMI titles, according to people who are familiar with AMI’s financial condition.

 

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The company, which is majority-owned by the Chatham Asset Management hedge fund, was already in dire straits. The Enquirer’s newsstand circulation has plunged to new lows (under 100,000), recent staff layoffs have left several publications to operate with skeleton crews, a federal investigation was launched into AMI’s potential criminal liability in campaign finance violations to help Trump (prompting Pecker and his deputy Dylan Howard to take immunity deals in exchange for cooperation with federal prosecutors), and a reported $100 million sale of the Enquirer to the Hudson News’ CEO Jimmy Cohen has still not closed nearly a year after it was announced.

 

 

30 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

DFW. Denton to be exact. El Rancho is in Lewisville, 99Ranch in Carrollton. There are others of both around the area. 

I have never heard of 99Ranch, are they new?

1 minute ago, workswithseed said:

I have never heard of 99Ranch, are they new?

Asian supermarket chain.

Excuse me, "oriental".

20 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

I have never heard of 99Ranch, are they new?

If you've never been to an Asian grocery store you're missing out. 

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

If you've never been to an Asian grocery store you're missing out. 

Sure, missing out on coronavirus.

35 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Somewhere in the Surly universe, someone posted there wouldn't be 500 deaths in the US from this, period.

I don't recall who, or what thread, and I don't care to go digging.

 

 

 

Which trumpster was it?

9 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

If you've never been to an Asian grocery store you're missing out. 

Yeah, the family mostly went to the Asian markets. Mostly El Rancho, and other taquerias.

What are the chances of Universal Health Care finally being adopted after this pandemic? Millions of people are losing their jobs and along with it their healthcare at the worst possible time 

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Dad is traveling by the airlines today. Says there’s no one on the planes and he’s loving it. Of course he will be going into quarantine immediately upon return as a precaution. 

3 minutes ago, Mapache said:

What are the chances of Universal Health Care finally being adopted after this pandemic? People are losing their jobs and along with it their healthcare at the worst possible time 

depends on how the vote goes, assuming we have one, in November

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

depends on how the vote goes, assuming we have one, in November

Assuming we have a new President, look for Team GOP to start moaning about the debt, "we can't afford those things", etc.

Fox will spin all these extra trillions being added to the national debt as "panic debt" forced upon Trump by blue state governors.

 

 

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