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I believe his point is that Trump supporters knew he was a liar when they voted for him.  They just don't care.  Cuz Hillary.

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If Mueller concludes there was collusion/conspiracy.

The reaction will be, “Yeah, no shit? Thanks Sherlock.”

22 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

What a sad bitch our president is.

 

 

Are we supposed to act surprised when we find out Ronny Jackson was promised a position for a good report?

It’s called genetics. I don’t know, some people have just great genes.

If the mad doctor is dishing, it means he just realized that Trump is never, ever going to pay the outstanding bills for his services. 

48 minutes ago, retread said:

It’s called genetics. I don’t know, some people have just great genes.

To be fair, Ronny was most likely drunk when he said that.

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

What a sad bitch our president is.

 

 

What's crazier than Trump dictating the letter is that millions of voters bought it without wondering how Trump's doctor could know the pre-election health of all 44 previous presidents.

33 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

What's crazier than Trump dictating the letter is that millions of voters bought it without wondering how Trump's doctor could know the pre-election health of all 44 previous presidents.

Really, Amy? Cause I've met some people. Okay, real people. And I gotta tell ya a lot of 'em are fucking idiots.

 
1 hour ago, Tyler Durden said:

So does this mean Trump might not be 239 pounds?

 

4 minutes ago, Tyler Durden said:

So does this mean Trump might not be 239 pounds?

That was one of the more entertaining lies. The dude is clearly over 300 pounds but his supporters defended the claim.

 

15 minutes ago, F250 said:

That was one of the more entertaining lies. The dude is clearly over 300 pounds but his supporters defended the claim.

 

Swam went bananas arguing that there is no way someone with Jackson's credentials would ever fudge the president's weight.  Another great call.

Him not actually going to a doctor is great news. Who knows what’s growing inside that gut?

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Him not actually going to a doctor is great news. Who knows what’s growing inside that gut?

50/50 chance that Kuato is our President.

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He isn't three bills but he is a big fat dumb dumb.

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10 hours ago, DixonHur said:

What's crazier than Trump dictating the letter is that millions of voters bought it without wondering how Trump's doctor could know the pre-election health of all 44 previous presidents.

 The article I read had the doctor saying that’s was his favorite part of the whole read out. Cause most of the previous presidents were dead. 

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He's gonna make Mueller subpoena him, isn't he. 

17 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

He's gonna make Mueller subpoena him, isn't he. 

Yup.  Then see who will enforce the subpoena.  

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Methinks the lady doth protest too much. 

He works hard to maintain his status as the #1 snowflake in the nation, from the comfort of his safe space shitter.

 

He tweets Witch Hunt just about every day now.  He should see if twitter can make it his signature so he doesn't overwork his tiny, tiny little fingers.

What the hell is he talking about?

The fake questions his side leaked make him feel cry.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

What the hell is he talking about?

Questions about firing Comey.

If he keeps this up he's going to have a hard time arguing executive privilege.

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The Twitter Tyrant 

 

This is pure fear. He is terrified.

13 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Haha, this is good. The hands are so tiny.

 

My favorite part is this buffoon wondering why violating patient privacy is a big deal.  The state board will be sitting down with him in the very near future.  The Best People!

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1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Can't wait to see this fat fuck get indicted. 

I’m hoping he doesn’t pull a JoePa and check out right after shit hits the fan.  Hopefully he lives w long miserable life. Ass cancer, colostomy etc

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

I’m hoping he doesn’t pull a JoePa and check out right after shit hits the fan.  Hopefully he lives w long miserable life. Ass cancer, colostomy etc

He can't check out soon enough. Gonna pop of bottle of the good stuff on that day. 

6 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

He can't check out soon enough. Gonna pop of bottle of the good stuff on that day. 

I’d prefer to see him suffer a bit on the way out.  But you’re mistaken if you don’t think I’m opening up some balvenie 25 the day he croaks.  

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

I’d prefer to see him suffer a bit on the way out.  But you’re mistaken if you don’t think I’m opening up some balvenie 25 the day he croaks.  

What was your address again?  Must've lost it.

13 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

nevermind

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4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What was your address again?  Must've lost it.

I've got some good stuff, and I live near you.  We'll get Chitown on Skype, toast the country, and sing the Russian national anthem.

Because (1) irony, and (2) goddamn, that's a great national anthem.

20 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

My favorite part is this buffoon wondering why violating patient privacy is a big deal.  The state board will be sitting down with him in the very near future.  The Best People!

No shit.  I'd feel bad for Trump, but you get what you pay for (or fail to pay for, in his case) when you use an unethical doctor to write a fraudulent medical opinion. 

34 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This is pure fear. He is terrified.

Back to using the word "rigged", which he leaned on heavily when it looked in early fall 2016 as though he was going to lose the election.

Like then, it's such a reckless and irresponsible use of language. If he gets nailed to the wall and goes out ranting and raving about the rigged system, I am concerned about what his diehard fans are going to do. It could be a very dark, violent time.

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