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  • SInce y'all seem to be my clearinghouse for all things political, let me tell a story.  A couple of them, actually.  Three, if you want to be specific. When I was 14 I went with a family frien

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Her knockers bouncin' all over the joint. Her ass was wigglin' too!


happens every time one of those dancers starts poon-tangin' around with those show-folk fags...

This is just the most incredible, telling, downright damning photo, yet the base will see it as nothing but positive:

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If anybody questions this guy being Putin’s bottom bitch after seeing that, they need to be put out to pasture along with dotard himself.  JFC

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is just the most incredible, telling, downright damning photo, yet the base will see it as nothing but positive:

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Trump's is the look a dog makes when about to submissively pee on the floor. 

43 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Did North Korea troll Trump with a poem? Hilarious if true

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Did North Korea troll Trump with a poem? Hilarious if true


A POEM????

Someone ban this man.

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Fox and Friends first tweet in 24 hours is about... you guessed it, Hillary Clinton running for President.  Bonus points for Dan Bongino

 

You know, Neil Young, Miley Cyrus, Gerald Butler, and Robin Thicke all had their homes burned to the ground, yet these still managed to tweet heartfelt thanks to the the brave men and women who were fighting these fires as they fled from their homes.

Yet President Asshole tweets bullshit about California's mismanagement of the forest and threatens to withdraw federal aid, from his hotel room in Paris.

I was told it was the celebrities that we were supposed to reserve our scorn for.

Screw this guy and those who continue to defend him. If this is your vision of what "Making American Great Again" is, then fuck you.

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Can anyone name one Presidential thing Trump has done?  Just looking for one.  I honestly can't think of anything.

 

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Can anyone name one Presidential thing Trump has done?  Just looking for one.  I honestly can't think of anything.

He bombed an abandoned airstrip in Syria with 50 tomahawk missiles. 

6 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Trump's is the look a dog makes when about to submissively pee on the floor. 

Is it just me or does Melania look like she wants to fuck him?

Is it just me or does Melania look like she wants to fuck him?
Well he's richer than dotard and she's only attracted to wealth so...

The President is openly calling for suspending election law in favor of simply declaring his party the victors. Impeach. I don’t care if it doesn’t work, make every Republican senator say they support this. Make them all own it, all the time.

15 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

The President is openly calling for suspending election law in favor of simply declaring his party the victors

Wait until 2020.  He might just want to openly call off the election.    

8 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Did North Korea troll Trump with a poem? Hilarious if true

90% sure that is a parody account

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

Can anyone name one Presidential thing Trump has done?  Just looking for one.  I honestly can't think of anything.

He even flubs layups like expressing sympathy for victims of national disasters, school shootings, etc.

21 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

The President is openly calling for suspending election law in favor of simply declaring his party the victors. Impeach. I don’t care if it doesn’t work, make every Republican senator say they support this. Make them all own it, all the time.

R brows are furrowing all over DC.

4 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

Looks like trump has Wisconsin for 2020

 

Kid front center in black has his circle game working.

lol geez. Wypipo not gonna just take the loss of power and influence in stride, it seems?

So he's saying because we're making fun of him, the stock market will crash? Am I reading that correctly?

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Underrated twitter troll account.

"must go with election night!"

The president is openly saying that we shouldn't count all the votes. Totally normal. 

Edited by Red Five

Shot:

It's Monday November 12.  Veteran's Day.  

The President in in Washington, DC.

The White House has confirmed that he will not  visit Arlington National today.  

 

Chaser:

It's raining in DC today.  Weather Channel says 100% chance for the rest of the day.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Shot:

It's Monday November 12.  Veteran's Day.  

The President in in Washington, DC.

The White House has confirmed that he will not be visiting Arlington National today.  

 

Chaser:

It's raining in DC today.  Weather Channel says 100% chance for the rest of the day.

 

 

The hair isn't the only problem, the rain will make the orange makeup streak and run down his face.

1 minute ago, triplehorn said:

 

Comes with a Special Certificate of Authenticity.  That means its a genuine collectible, and will hold - and maybe even INCREASE! - its value.

Dammit, Edna!  Where's the gotdamn phone?

2 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

 

See, now Fox News is just getting cocky, openly mocking the idiocy of its viewers ...  kinda like when Putin made Trump walk out in Helsinki and take a dump on the US.  I'm looking forward to when they couple that new MS-13 insurance with the Trumpy Bears - I'm sure that package will sell like hotcakes.

Good times.

On 11/11/2018 at 6:48 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

“Vladimir - come sit at my table.  No one else will.”  

I look forward to someday hearing the other leaders thoughts and strategy about trump once he’s out of office.  Like us, they are stuck with him now.

Perhaps Trump’s worst legacy will be the suspicion the rest of the free world will have towards America from his presidency forward.

Is Trumpy Bear for real? I see that they have a website. Do people Trumpkins really buy that?

Hot take: Heather Nauert will be no worse than Nikki Haley as ambassador to the UN.  In fact, she could be an improvement.  

3 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

See, now Fox News is just getting cocky, openly mocking the idiocy of its viewers ...  kinda like when Putin made Trump walk out in Helsinki and take a dump on the US.  I'm looking forward to when they couple that new MS-13 insurance with the Trumpy Bears - I'm sure that package will sell like hotcakes.

Good times.

You know, that MS-13 insurance is making more and more sense to me.  Seriously.  The Trumpkins have demonstrated themselves to be one thing: marks for a con.  In the spirit of American enterprise and can-do spirit, I would feel remiss if I didn't jump on board the train, and con them as well.

It's the perfect insurance product.  There's close to zero chance that the TARGET market will ever suffer a loss that will pay out (and our policy exclusions will disqualify anyone who has any criminal record of drug or organized gang activity, and will require representations that you are not presently engaged in any illegal enterprise involving drugs or gangs, and any voluntary involvement with either illegal drugs or gangs will disqualify you from coverage), so it will just be premiums in....and no money out.

And I guarandamntee you at least a million scared olds will send Brisketexan's MS-13 Insurance $19.95 a month for coverage, to provide a financial benefit for their loved ones left behind when MS-13 takes over your town and murders everyone -- and they ARE coming to take over your town and murder everyone.  ACT NOW TO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY.

2 hours ago, sachick said:

So he's saying because we're making fun of him, the stock market will crash? Am I reading that correctly?

 

He's saying if the stock market drops it's because house Dems are [talking about] investigating the numerous past and present crimes/abuses of power committed by him and those close to him.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You know, that MS-13 insurance is making more and more sense to me.  Seriously.  The Trumpkins have demonstrated themselves to be one thing: marks for a con.  In the spirit of American enterprise and can-do spirit, I would feel remiss if I didn't jump on board the train, and con them as well.

 It's the perfect insurance product.  There's close to zero chance that the TARGET market will ever suffer a loss that will pay out (and our policy exclusions will disqualify anyone who has any criminal record of drug or organized gang activity, and will require representations that you are not presently engaged in any illegal enterprise involving drugs or gangs, and any voluntary involvement with either illegal drugs or gangs will disqualify you from coverage), so it will just be premiums in....and no money out.

And I guarandamntee you at least a million scared olds will send Brisketexan's MS-13 Insurance $19.95 a month for coverage, to provide a financial benefit for their loved ones left behind when MS-13 takes over your town and murders everyone -- and they ARE coming to take over your town and murder everyone.  ACT NOW TO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY.

Reminds me of:

 

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