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On 10/27/2025 at 5:24 PM, Chooky said:

Former hall of famers who have never coached a day in their life probably isn't the path forward. 

Gurode, Marshall Faulk, Domata Peko are all on staff. Zero seasons at the college level prior to 2025.

I wanna know why Sapp is out there warming up like a player.

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8 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

LSU would be better off with Orgeron again. Auburn may be dumb enough to hire him, based on their track record.

Zip It Austin Powers GIF
 

AU doesn’t need your reverse jinx to fuck this up even worse. don’t even joke about that shit!

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7 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Gurode, Marshall Faulk, Domata Peko are all on staff. Zero seasons at the college level prior to 2025.

I wanna know why Sapp is out there warming up like a player.

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glory days

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On 10/29/2025 at 3:04 PM, Mittens said:

Dear god how I would love to see this happen.

 

As stupid as our decision makers for hiring football coaches have been it'll probably be us hiring him after Sark goes to the NFL

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2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

"Seems to be some traction" sure sounds like some vague noncommital word salad someone might shit out to drive engagement to their account.

I suggested on the LSU thread I'd love to see Ed O at UCLA, not sure if that or Deion at LSU would be a bigger culture clash. 

But yeah.. that's a mad vague comment which doesn't even had the nutsaxk to say which team.

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13 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

When he’s telling stories of why he quit coaching 

I think everyone already knows that he will "have to step away due to medical issues" and everyone also already knows it's 100% bullshit and ESPN already knows they will pretend it's not bullshit.

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

I'm just trying to figure out if those of us who said he is a mid coach getting too much attention just because of the flash with no substance and pointed out his history with things like Prime Prep were only saying it because we were jealous. 

Racist! We were racist. 

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1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

Florida and LSU tripping over each other to get a piece of this!!!

You really think Governor Coon-Ass would ever hire Sanders?  FSU might think about it if they fire Norvell. 

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This was always the end game.  He'd coach his sons and hunter for a couple of years, get his buddies some coaching gigs(which isn't limited to Deion, all coaches do that), and then see what happens.  He got them some press, got his son drafted, and a heisman so good for Colorado but some of us knew what would happen and here we are. 

Not withstanding the health issues, my guess is this is too much work/grind for Deion if his sons are not involved.

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3 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

When they win out the rest of the season and become bowl eligible it will be an ESPN 30-30 and all the ball lickers will be back pontificating on this thread. 

"They won't"

Narrator

@WVU (pick em)

ASU (blow out ASU)

@KSU (probably loss)

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35 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

This was always the end game.  He'd coach his sons and hunter for a couple of years, get his buddies some coaching gigs(which isn't limited to Deion, all coaches do that), and then see what happens.  He got them some press, got his son drafted, and a heisman so good for Colorado but some of us knew what would happen and here we are. 

Not withstanding the health issues, my guess is this is too much work/grind for Deion if his sons are not involved.

If anyone cares to go back (I don't), there was a pretty large Surly contingent (I was one) that consistently predicted that shortly after his sons were gone Deion would move on to a new grift.

Deion brought a lot of attention and increased enrollment to CU. Put a lot of butts in seats. This was a good experiment and financially successful for CU, but the music has stopped and the media has stopped really caring.  Deion has achieved his goals (in his own mind) and I really don't think he gives a shit anymore. At this point the clock is ticking on his time in Boulder. He'll take the checks until one side or the other says enough and then it will quietly slip into the past, as will any CU football success. 

I, for one, am a bit sad my entertaining Telenovela is coming to an end, but always knew it was just a matter of time.

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On 10/31/2025 at 8:19 PM, Hermanator said:

As stupid as our decision makers for hiring football coaches have been it'll probably be us hiring him after Sark goes to the NFL

so fuckin dumb. 
 

 

13 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

I think everyone already knows that he will "have to step away due to medical issues" and everyone also already knows it's 100% bullshit and ESPN already knows they will pretend it's not bullshit.

his health issues are very real.  not sure what you think he’s dealing with. 

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15 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

I'm just trying to figure out if those of us who said he is a mid coach getting too much attention just because of the flash with no substance and pointed out his history with things like Prime Prep were only saying it because we were jealous. 

You don't believe? 

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3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

He purposely had someone film him do this. An adult chose to do this. 

 

Performative Sophistry 

 

I Ain’t Hard To Find

 

He was walking and looking around like there was something to see in an empty stadium. He’s an ass.

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3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

“I’m Coming.”

Clown.

FSU is too stupid to have a viable CFB Playoff contender if they hire this diva/attention whore.

But, FAFO

 

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One of my least favorite players ever. Hot dog. He, Jerry Jones, and Barry Switzer made it easy to cease caring about the Cowboys. Then Bud Adams moved the Oilers which allowed me to give up the NFL altogether.

If he stays in coaching, only another desperate program will hire him. He won't want the come down.

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3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

One of my least favorite players ever. Hot dog. He, Jerry Jones, and Barry Switzer made it easy to cease caring about the Cowboys. Then Bud Adams moved the Oilers which allowed me to give up the NFL altogether.

You are far from being alone in the situation.

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16 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Florida and LSU tripping over each other to get a piece of this!!!

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Marjorie Taylor Green and Deion Sanders do not meet the minimal Florida head football coach standard.  

Sun belt incompetent? Shark fucker?  Defensive coordinator with anger management issues and zero interest in scoring more than 13 points a game?  Well, Ok. 

But they have to have all of their toes.

 

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He is going to "have" to medically retire from coaching here soon. Will get all sorts of media attention about his health and will let Colorado off the hook as they come to some "retirement" agreement... 

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1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

He is going to "have" to medically retire from coaching here soon. Will get all sorts of media attention about his health and will let Colorado off the hook as they come to some "retirement" agreement... 

Death on the sideline is always a possibility. 

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6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Then Bud Adams moved the Oilers which allowed me to give up the NFL altogether.

 

Fantasy Football dragged me back into the NFL for about a decade, but I got bored with it, too. Not having a team you grew up loving is miserable. Fuck Bud Adam in his goat ass.

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