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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’m not saying it’s impossible, but I am saying it is likely quite difficult to find photos where Matt Rhule’s mouth isn’t open. Allegedly, he has a case chronic halitosis that rivals that of a goat-eating bridge troll. He’s got to be rough to work with closely. I assume his assistants receive combat pay for sticking around. 

I can neither confirm nor deny. I’ll just say that rumor has it they schedule recruiting activities so that the wind is blowing past hog farms before it reaches campus in order to mask Rhule’s breath. Doesn’t sound like a positive. 

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On 6/15/2025 at 10:43 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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This is brilliant. Now he can’t be sued for telling those recruits that “I can guarantee I can get you to the combine.”

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On 6/15/2025 at 11:16 AM, closetojumping said:

I’m not saying it’s impossible, but I am saying it is likely quite difficult to find photos where Matt Rhule’s mouth isn’t open. Allegedly, he has a case chronic halitosis that rivals that of a goat-eating bridge troll. He’s got to be rough to work with closely. I assume his assistants receive combat pay for sticking around. 

He likely has bad breath because the entire Nebraska athletic department gargles Texas’ balls.

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He likely has bad breath because the entire Nebraska athletic department gargles Texas’ balls.

This is how I imagine you trying to navigate Surly and our constant 14 year old “your mom” jokes while also being 14 years old yourself at heart (as you should to be here).

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1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

This is how I imagine you trying to navigate Surly and our constant 14 year old “your mom” jokes while also being 14 years old yourself at heart (as you should to be here).

There was nothing juvenile about my response.  It was fact-based.

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22 hours ago, South Austin said:

There was nothing juvenile about my response.  It was fact-based.

Does Nebraska gargle them  gently because I would imagine significant risk to the garglee less so the gargelor. 

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