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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’m not saying it’s impossible, but I am saying it is likely quite difficult to find photos where Matt Rhule’s mouth isn’t open. Allegedly, he has a case chronic halitosis that rivals that of a goat-eating bridge troll. He’s got to be rough to work with closely. I assume his assistants receive combat pay for sticking around. 

I can neither confirm nor deny. I’ll just say that rumor has it they schedule recruiting activities so that the wind is blowing past hog farms before it reaches campus in order to mask Rhule’s breath. Doesn’t sound like a positive. 

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On 6/15/2025 at 10:43 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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This is brilliant. Now he can’t be sued for telling those recruits that “I can guarantee I can get you to the combine.”

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On 6/15/2025 at 11:16 AM, closetojumping said:

I’m not saying it’s impossible, but I am saying it is likely quite difficult to find photos where Matt Rhule’s mouth isn’t open. Allegedly, he has a case chronic halitosis that rivals that of a goat-eating bridge troll. He’s got to be rough to work with closely. I assume his assistants receive combat pay for sticking around. 

He likely has bad breath because the entire Nebraska athletic department gargles Texas’ balls.

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He likely has bad breath because the entire Nebraska athletic department gargles Texas’ balls.

This is how I imagine you trying to navigate Surly and our constant 14 year old “your mom” jokes while also being 14 years old yourself at heart (as you should to be here).

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1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

This is how I imagine you trying to navigate Surly and our constant 14 year old “your mom” jokes while also being 14 years old yourself at heart (as you should to be here).

There was nothing juvenile about my response.  It was fact-based.

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22 hours ago, South Austin said:

There was nothing juvenile about my response.  It was fact-based.

Does Nebraska gargle them  gently because I would imagine significant risk to the garglee less so the gargelor. 

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1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

Hilarious from a guy who flaked out on the son the of a 5 star legacy QB and basically blew the recruitment worse than Tom Herman did the Brocks.

Tom Herman blew the Brockermeyers? Well, that explains a lot of things--uh, NTTAWWT . . .

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16 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

Tom Herman blew the Brockermeyers? Well, that explains a lot of things--uh, NTTAWWT . . .

If Tom Herman did something to drive the Brockermeyers away from signing from Texas you can't say he didn't do at least one thing good for the program. Trust me on this one.  

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Maybe Nebraska gets better this year? I don't know. But that game was not impressive, even if they won against Cincinnati. They lack talent. They can't tackle. They can't rush the passer. They can't stop the run. They can't cover in the backfield. Their wide receivers aren't very good. Their tight end looks like he runs with cement shoes. I don't like Raiola as a QB. Emmett Johnson runs hard but he doesn't look like an elite talent. I like him, though. Their punter is good at punting inside the 20. 

It's the season opener, but I felt like they were saved by Cincinnati calling so many pass plays with an inept QB and receiving corps, including throwing into the end zone instead of continuing to run the ball to kick a field goal to tie the game and send it into overtime. I thought they would look better, just because I trust Rhule to evaluate and develop talent. The Big 10 has a lot of bad teams, so maybe being mediocre is enough to have a decent season and then they build off of it. 

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Nebraska starts off the season with a one-score win over a dreadful Cincy team. Huskers may have their own version of the Aggie Rollercoaster on their hands, with the way they're celebrating.

 

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