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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pieces of flair?

You want to express yourself.  Don't you?

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4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

 

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And we like to encourage that.  Don’t know why I got locked outta my own edit.  Must be evil twin Lobo sock that brick horn tracked down.  
 

anyway, anti Hillary and anti Liz Cheney protests downtown this weekend gonna be lit as fuck. And oh no look out; some of them are armed and wearing MAGA hats.  These are the saddest fucking people in real life.  And one of them smells like our old sex towel.  

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You want to express yourself.  Don't you?

The Nazi's had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

17 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

Have some goddam self respect and give yourself an avatar, though, Lobo

He could use this one because it’s how I view him looking after reading his posts:

 

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3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

And not even carrying any sort of briefcase or file.  Even if you have "sherpas" doing the heavy lifting on evidence and file boxes or cases, a serious lawyer at least has a legal pad, a laptop, an ipad, a rule book, something.

I’d suggest some props like, say, a feather boa, a hula hoop, or maybe a cane and top hat. 

Really, Pancho?  I find them much more terse and pithy as of late.  But with that bouffant, it’s no wonder you like to bring up old shit. ;)  

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2 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 

She’s got big balls.

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44 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

past lobo would flipped a quarter at him with no idea who he was and said “take a bus to mar a lago and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.”

Past Lobo was more fun

Yeah, but not sustainable.  Now for a high, I drop a bowling ball in my toes.  I have visions!!!

23 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

And we like to encourage that.  Don’t know why I got locked outta my own edit.  Must be evil twin Lobo sock that brick horn tracked down.  
 

anyway, anti Hillary and anti Liz Cheney protests downtown this weekend gonna be lit as fuck. And oh no look out; some of them are armed and wearing MAGA hats.  These are the saddest fucking people in real life.  And one of them smells like our old sex towel.  

Why anti Hillary?  Is she running?  Or just because it's something that will never die until the magats die?

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why anti Hillary?  Is she running?  Or just because it's something that will never die until the magats die?

They’re just out here because she’s her.  I don’t really like her either but it didn’t occurred to me to come heavy to a theater where I bring my kids to see the Hungry caterpillar.  Just a few obnoxious MAGA assholes.  But I got a real bad feeling about tomorrow night with Liz Cheney and the these fucking lunatics.  

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why anti Hillary?  Is she running?  Or just because it's something that will never die until the magats die?

It’s a cult. It’s dogma. It’s liturgical. It’s like the singing of the doxology at church. 

41 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

 And one of them smells like our old sex towel.  

This won't work.  "our old sex towel?"  

Should be "smells like the bartender rag at Posse East".

52 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

And we like to encourage that.  Don’t know why I got locked outta my own edit.  Must be evil twin Lobo sock that brick horn tracked down.  
 

anyway, anti Hillary and anti Liz Cheney protests downtown this weekend gonna be lit as fuck. And oh no look out; some of them are armed and wearing MAGA hats.  These are the saddest fucking people in real life.  And one of them smells like our old sex towel.  

Like dildos, one should never assert ownership of a sex towel. It should be "Smells like an old sex towel", not "Smells like our old sex towel". 

24 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

where I bring my kids to see the Hungry caterpillar

Disgusting and debased.  The worst I've ever seen.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Disgusting and debased.  The worst I've ever seen.

No the children’s book not one of your weird cinematic voyeurism events you sick bastard

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Just ran into former AG Barr here at AT&T hotel.  Literally ran into him whilst looking at surly. I thought of all the things Brisket would say to him if given the chance.  He was all alone just dicking around in his phone like me. But my inner surly took over.   I looked up and said, “whoops, pardon me.”  [b]And he gave me the weirdest look[/b].  /csb        He gets my inner Freud

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4 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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They live?

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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2 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 

She's apparently capable of looking relatively normal. If it's truly a condition, no shame in wearing sunglasses inside like blind people. Seriously, her eyes are completely distracting from whatever points she's making in this interview.

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Just ran into former AG Barr here at AT&T hotel.  Literally ran into him whilst looking at surly. I thought of all the things Brisket would say to him if given the chance.  He was all alone just dicking around in his phone like me. But my inner surly took over.   I looked up and said, “whoops, pardon me.”  And he gave me the weirdest look.  /csb        He gets my inner Freud

does he have a wide stance?

 

Can anyone speak to SK’s assertion on this? I wouldn’t have posted this if not tor TFG. History of lying at every opportunity.

Wholesale valor theft? Another mile marker as we fall down the abyss.

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

He’s still in the lobby you want proof.  I’m assuming he’s speaking at TribFest.    Though I don’t recall seeing him on the agenda.  Funny thing as I typed this, Bobby Chesney walked by him and asked the guy with him, “hey is thst Bill Barr?”  And I thought, how can our new Law Dean not know what Bill Barr looks like?  Barr is taller than I would have thought.  Anyway; not name dropping.  It’s cool for our school to have folks like this in Austin for shit.  Just adds to the gravitas of UT.  
 

anyway, so much shit I wanted to say but unlike on here where I type vomit, in real life, I’m polite.  But for some reason I say “pardon me” instead of “excuse me” which I never do around men, only my children.  Obviously his brain and mine clicked on the distinction.  Anyway, any other year at trib fest, i’d already be at the bar.  
 

There is some serious talent on campus/downtown today.  fYI to you single gents.  I saw a bachelorette and in one of those mini double decker buses roll down 7th a few minutes before.   The token “fat/ugly” one they bring along in every group, even she was a solid 8.   God bless this town.  How we don’t get every five star we Host is fucking beyond me.  

Needs more Bert (creeper pics)

8 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Can anyone speak to SK’s assertion on this? I wouldn’t have posted this if not tor TFG. History of lying at every opportunity.

Wholesale valor theft? Another mile marker as we fall down the abyss.

Kramer's military record is classified too.  Sounds legit.

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

He must be on the pompeo diet.  He looked like he lost a decent amount of weight.  Looks like we both picked the same time to quit sniffing glue.  Yeah; the Moranis glasses is a good callback.  I don’t know why I thought he was short ‘stout.  But he caught me off guard when I bumped into him.  He was a hint shorter than me and I’m 6’1”.  Unless he stole Trump’s lifts before he left.   
 

honestly, my subconscious brain recognizes that mole thing above his frameS, realized he was in town for tribune deal, and said pardon instead of excuse me.  Parts Of my brain they’ve been dormant are coming back online.  Fun times.  
 

past lobo would flipped a quarter at him with no idea who he was and said “take a bus to mar a lago and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.”

Pompeo got a thumb stomach, right?

 

9 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Can anyone speak to SK’s assertion on this? I wouldn’t have posted this if not tor TFG. History of lying at every opportunity.

Wholesale valor theft? Another mile marker as we fall down the abyss.

 

And Jo with the walkoff HR: 

 

That mother fucker is full of shit.  Classified record for an E2.  LULZ.

I will say that if her actually did a six month deployment that is actually something for an USAF guy.  LOL

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Kramer's military record is classified too.  Sounds legit.

surely the military will come and out debunk this, right? can a veteran go around claiming service they did not have? I mean, I know jokingly, sure, but this guy is running for office

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Kramer's military record is classified too.  Sounds legit.

We know he has a state of New York criminal record.  We know he has discharge papers from the U.S. Army, but we don't know what kind of discharge.  What we don't know is what kind of discharge?  But what if I told you that I know the connection between all of that?  And I even knew the details about Jerry & George in the Coast Guard?  

A crime to besmirch veterans?  Has he ever heard the dotard?

15 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Pompeo got a thumb stomach, right?

 

 

And Jo with the walkoff HR: 

 

I thought his sign said "America's First Veteran For Congress" like wtf mother fucker, hundreds of veterans are in congress. But I read it correctly now and its even worse.

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33 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Can anyone speak to SK’s assertion on this? I wouldn’t have posted this if not tor TFG. History of lying at every opportunity.

Wholesale valor theft? Another mile marker as we fall down the abyss.

Lying about combat duty?

Majewski did this.

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59 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Seriously, her eyes are completely distracting from whatever points she's making in this interview.

Maybe she should get a boob job. 

40 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Can anyone speak to SK’s assertion on this? I wouldn’t have posted this if not tor TFG. History of lying at every opportunity.

Wholesale valor theft? Another mile marker as we fall down the abyss.

He was Agent Orange. 

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Who wore it better?

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21 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

So, this one didn't draw much comment.  As seemingly confirmed by this article https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/23/politics/trump-grand-jury-court-fight/index.html, Trump's closest WH advisors are testifying before the grand jury in the 1/6 thing.  Just like the various documents we've been flailing about on, executive privilege can apply to conversations and testimony about them.  So it looks like they're trying to hash out what advisors will and will not talk about.  There is a judge presiding over the grand jury to resolve any such questions, I believe.

According to CNN, this is not a negotiation as was previously had with Cippolone, but an actual court argument over Herschmann's testimony.  As we saw from the 1/6 hearing, he's been pretty candid and forthcoming.  And I think we caught a glimpse earlier that Trumpco had not invoked the privilege until just before his testimony before the grand jury, so there may be an argument that there was waiver by 1/6 testimony.

Regardless, this shows that DOJ is near the top of the 1/6 conspiracy or shenanigans in any event.

Always appreciate an update that doesn't raise my blood pressure and lower my faith in America

14 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Who wore it better?

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One other note.  Flying into Afghanistan and participating in combat in Afghanistan are two very different things.  He didn't do shit as an USAF E2 in regards to combat.  

What…you don’t get a CAM for unloading pallets of wet wipes from Bagram?

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

A crime to besmirch veterans?  Has he ever heard the dotard?

Why yes, he has:

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Perfect example why we need a Death Squad to take out idiots lime this.  Make it happen, Joe.

 

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13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Why yes, he has:

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Shit, I just noticed his t-shirt.

 

 

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Perfect example why we need a Death Squad to take out idiots lime this.  Make it happen, Joe.

 

 

this is the only acceptable outcome. it's for the good of the country  

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Shit, I just noticed his t-shirt.

 

 

Uggggh.  Hopefully this is the death blow to his campaign.  Like a good little Trumpkin he's doubling and tripling down on his lie too.

Warning this is Alex Jones, but watching this makes me think having Trump on the stand would be exactly the same, maybe worse.  Answering questions even after his counsel objects and it's sustained.

Trying to navigate the mines of conspiracy theories that aren't supposed to be brought up in the case.

 

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