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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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That is the only thing I will eat there, but they are money.
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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Whether it's Trump or his lawyers potentially lying, but I don't think that would be perjury. Non lawyer opinion. But I could see it being contempt of court to lie to the judge about why you want a day away from court. And honesty, why in the world are we bending over backwards to allow Trump to see his son's graduation. This isn't rearranging a business meeting. It's a criminal court.

However one thing that I would add for Trump's defense here is that he can do something in addition to attending Baron's graduation, including a MN fundraiser. Now if he ends up not attending the graduation, the judge should hammer him with a large contempt fine. And not a fine that would hurt most of his, but hurt someone of his supposed wealth.

NY law seems to limit contempt fines to $1000 per occurrence. 

It's strange, New York has these financial integrity laws like the subject of this prosecution and the Section 63 that underlies the civil case, but is lenient on things like this and has a double jeopardy statute that prevents federal and state prosecution for similar crimes. Some things hard on the rich others easy. 

So, she's available then?  

Seriously, what's her name?  

9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Probably not because for now it is a statement of intention  false as it may have been. There's almost no way to prove that a statement of intention was false when made,especially beyond a reasonable doubt. 

As we get closer to the date, with other intentions becoming clear, he can be pinned down to a greater degree. And rather than a perjury prosecution, it's probably fodder for some kind of contempt citation as noted above. 

"I intended to go to my son's graduation, but then a political rally for me was scheduled so I decided to go to that instead."

That might work?

19 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So, she's available then?  

Seriously, what's her name?  

Paula White

Wow, did not know her backstory.  I knew she was at J6 rally.  But had been Trump's "bible teacher" for almost 15 years.  Bang-up job, Laura.  15 years of your vocation and he couldn't recite a single fucking verse.  

And of course her two highest profile "students" after Trump, are pedophile Michael Jackson and raging drug addict Darry Strawberry.  So this simulation tracks.

Here's the fun part---had an affair with another known grifter-evangelist kinda like potential VP, Kristi Noem.  And just like Kristi Noem, claims to have counseled a number of high-profile Koreans in the words of the Lord.

sorry everybody, you're just binary code.  Shut this fucking thing down now, please.

8 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Oh Paula is super cray, but has the one shouldered sweater down.

 

She’s Tilton-esque.

 

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

She’s Tilton-esque.

 

Does she fart as well?

 

 

14 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

 

 

Okay, so when Mon Mothma says "Many Bothans died to tell us this information", she was talking about this batshit crazy Karen?  I didn't realize it was based on a true story.

15 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

 

 

First video promised subtitles and there weren't any. 

36 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

First video promised subtitles and there weren't any. 

You can't just close-caption the Word of the Lord on the first day.  You see, we build to that.  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

So, she's available then?  

Seriously, what's her name?  

Paula’s from Mississippi. She appears to have studied the preaching style of certain black preachers and employes an exaggerated black preacher affect when performing. I’m not sure if TD Jakes stll has the Bentley she gave him for his birthday some time ago.

Paula is … 

Just a small-town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere

9 hours ago, dcbc said:

he could be held in contempt and fines already have been determined to be a deterrent in prior contempt proceedings.

I guess that’s why he keeps on contempting?

7 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Oh Paula is super cray, but has the one shouldered sweater down.

 

 

 

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7 hours ago, safe sex said:

"I intended to go to my son's graduation, but then a political rally for me was scheduled so I decided to go to that instead."

That might work?

Against a charge of perjury, absolutely.

Against contempt of court, no.

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5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Paula is … 

Just a small-town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere

Some will win

Some will lose

Some were born to grift the rubes

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dumbest president ever …

He’s still not as dumb as the people who vote for him.

27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dumbest president ever …

 

That feed is a cesspool of fakes and wishcasting....don't post that shit unless it is funny.  

56 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I guess that’s why he keeps on contempting?

Well, he is contemptuous. 

47 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Some will win

Some will lose

Some were born to grift the rubes

You actually had me google the lyrics.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Dotard wishes. 

9 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Wow, did not know her backstory.  I knew she was at J6 rally.  But had been Trump's "bible teacher" for almost 15 years.  Bang-up job, Laura.  15 years of your vocation and he couldn't recite a single fucking verse.  

And of course her two highest profile "students" after Trump, are pedophile Michael Jackson and raging drug addict Darry Strawberry.  So this simulation tracks.

Here's the fun part---had an affair with another known grifter-evangelist kinda like potential VP, Kristi Noem.  And just like Kristi Noem, claims to have counseled a number of high-profile Koreans in the words of the Lord.

sorry everybody, you're just binary code.  Shut this fucking thing down now, please.

She also married Jesse Gemstone.

 

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On 5/7/2024 at 12:59 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Credit where credit is due. He does adhere to her teachings. 

19 hours ago, F250 said:

She also married Jesse Gemstone.

 

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Liucci?

I thought court was always supposed to be out of session on the day of the graduation and they were just saying otherwise to get the deplorables fired up, and because all they know is how to lie about literally everything.

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And when he gets out of jail, Ted will be there to lick Trump’s balls clean.
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


And when he gets out of jail, Ted will be there to lick Trump’s balls clean.

Why when he gets out? Someone has to make the conjugal visits 

20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Why when he gets out? Someone has to make the conjugal visits 


sure the hell won’t be melenia 

Ted to Carl, "I just found out something more fantastic than conjugal sex, Carl!  Fugitive Sex!"  

Lulz. He’s gonna get his kid sent to jail. 

The more the Trumps get involved with politics, the better, because when Donnie kicks the bucket, none of them will know what the hell they are doing, and they'll probably circle the wagons and apply purity/loyalty tests that nobody else will pass.

Good lord Donald, why would you do this to the poor bastard?  In all fairness to most of America, almost everyone has stood clear of commenting on the young man as a show of respect for minor children that have nothing to do with their father's political life.  And he deserved the anonymity.  Hell, even me watching your cum-dumpster whore of a wife caring for him was somewhat endearing.  And we all kinda cracked wise about you and his graduation and perhaps that was likely wrong of us.  But if he's an official delegate, you have to understand what comes next.  I certainly wish no harm against him but it's open season of derogatory jokes and insults and late night jokes from the first word he utters.  He'll go to college next Autumn completely mocked and degraded because of this.  This is insane.  Don't do this to the kid.  He has a chance, like Tiffany, to have a somewhat normal life.  All things considered.  You drag him to the convention as a delegate and it's his chance at normalcy is over at 18.  You're not grooming him for politics or success or the limelight.  You're condemning him to failure.  Already.  I know you're a maniacal sociopath and Eric is a half chromosome away from a "very special episode" of a telethon, Don Jr. is an addict beyond anybody's wildest dreams, and Ivanka is a calculating cunt of the highest order.  But leave this poor oaf outta this.  Please.  

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The more the Trumps get involved with politics, the better, because when Donnie kicks the bucket, none of them will know what the hell they are doing, and they'll probably circle the wagons and apply purity/loyalty tests that nobody else will pass.


old guard GoP will go Arya stark on them so fast you better not blink

8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Good lord Donald, why would you do this to the poor bastard?  In all fairness to most of America, almost everyone has stood clear of commenting on the young man as a show of respect for minor children that have nothing to do with their father's political life.  And he deserved the anonymity.  Hell, even me watching your cum-dumpster whore of a wife caring for him was somewhat endearing.  And we all kinda cracked wise about you and his graduation and perhaps that was likely wrong of us.  But if he's an official delegate, you have to understand what comes next.  I certainly wish no harm against him but it's open season of derogatory jokes and insults and late night jokes from the first word he utters.  He'll go to college next Autumn completely mocked and degraded because of this.  This is insane.  Don't do this to the kid.  He has a chance, like Tiffany, to have a somewhat normal life.  All things considered.  You drag him to the convention as a delegate and it's his chance at normalcy is over at 18.  You're not grooming him for politics or success or the limelight.  You're condemning him to failure.  Already.  I know you're a maniacal sociopath and Eric is a half chromosome away from a "very special episode" of a telethon, Don Jr. is an addict beyond anybody's wildest dreams, and Ivanka is a calculating cunt of the highest order.  But leave this poor oaf outta this.  Please.  

This. Gloves are off as soon as he makes his first dumb move. And that right soon. 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

old guard GoP will go Arya stark on them so fast you better not blink

Trump family has the keys to the RNC though.  It's a long process to replace committee folks who went all in on backing Trump.

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