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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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35 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

I rest my case. I knew, like clockwork, the clown car would pull up and posters would begin piling out to claim that they wouldn't bang Kendra Scott while spraying disappearing ink from the oversized flowers on their lapels at one another. 

She's rich, famous, and good-looking. There is not a single straight poster on this board who wouldn't unless there was a moral issue related to fidelity for them. I've seen knobs like you guys do this all of my life. 

NVM

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

FWIW, I know someone that is professionally close to Kendra Scott. They knew of the rumors, as did Kendra Scott and her husband. At the time I discussed it, years ago, they seemed believably perplexed about how the rumor ever became a thing. It didn't sound like Herman and Scott had any crossover except for a couple of functions and no one witnessed the two strangers sneaking off and disappearing into a closet. 

But, hey, when the story is better than the truth, the gossip mill and the Internet will both run with the story.

Just because your wife purchased a shit ton of her jewelry, doesn’t make her professionally close to Kendra Scott.

2 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

I look at it like this. Would I pay money for her (or any girl). Think about scrolling down an escort site and choosing her. If she isn't hot enough to question paying for, she's not that hot and I wouldn't pay money for Kendra Scott.

I know it's your first post under this handle, so welcome (back probably). Now get a grip and stop lying.

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Just because your wife purchased a shit ton of her jewelry, doesn’t make her professionally close to Kendra Scott.

I fucking wish that that was the kind of jewelry (and expense level) my wife was into, but, alas, no. 

 

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I know it's your first post under this handle, so welcome (back probably). Now get a grip and stop lying.

I'm sorry but I don't find this chipmunk, uneven smile, middle age look "hot". What is with the gap between her gums and her teeth. Then her two front teeth are different shapes and set at an angle. Then look at her miss piggy nose. Her cheeks? You mean mount Curahee that the 101st would have to hike up to get over to her ear?

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2 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

I'm sorry but I don't find this chipmunk, uneven smile, middle age look "hot". What is with the gap between her gums and her teeth. Then her two front teeth are different shapes and set at an angle. Then look at her miss piggy nose. Her cheeks? You mean mount Curahee that the 101st would have to hike up to get over to her ear?

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When BOW is correctly pointing your posts out as weird incel shit, you should probably stop posting.

3 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

I'm sorry but I don't find this chipmunk, uneven smile, middle age look "hot". What is with the gap between her gums and her teeth. Then her two front teeth are different shapes and set at an angle. Then look at her miss piggy nose. Her cheeks? You mean mount Curahee that the 101st would have to hike up to get over to her ear?

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Whatever you say, Romeo. 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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You're just straight up gay if you wouldn't.

That photo is extremely filtered and professional edited. That isnt what she looks like. This is closer and that is after you have given her 550 million. image.png.0254a0d6e736751eca00c8e3c3d99c35.png

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Does it count as recruiting talk if we debate if Kendra Scott is a take?

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14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I know it's your first post under this handle, so welcome (back probably). Now get a grip and stop lying.

 

7 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

I'm sorry but I don't find this chipmunk, uneven smile, middle age look "hot". What is with the gap between her gums and her teeth. Then her two front teeth are different shapes and set at an angle. Then look at her miss piggy nose. Her cheeks? You mean mount Curahee that the 101st would have to hike up to get over to her ear?

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6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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You're just straight up gay if you wouldn't.

 

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

When BOW is correctly pointing your posts out as weird incel shit, you should probably stop posting.

Welcome back, KennyPowders. Considering he dropped the gay slur on his way out last time BO&W might be into something. 

10 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

That photo is extremely filtered and professional edited. That isnt what she looks like. This is closer and that is after you have given her 550 million. image.png.0254a0d6e736751eca00c8e3c3d99c35.png

She looks a little like Millie Bobby Brown in a funhouse mirror. Would, with great enthusiasm. 

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

There could be benefits to looking like TH I guess… she could get confused one dark, drunken night?

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And throw @RGBIII out of a moving plane?

45 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You can't corporate buzz your way out of this, Cumsteen. You'd give Kendra Scott the best 90 second ride of her life and then let her buy anything she wanted and place it front and center in your living room or kitchen. And you know it.

I’d only let her buy it if it was half off during her birthday month

Kendra Scott is plenty hot and worth mid 9 figures. If you wouldn’t leave your wife and children for her you’re either Jack Easterby or your last name is Walton.

 

 

Kendra Scott said "Hey!  Look at what Manning, Black, Cook and Simmons posted ... "

 

 

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3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kendra Scott is plenty hot and worth mid 9 figures. If you wouldn’t leave your wife and children for her you’re either Jack Easterby or your last name is Walton.

 

There's a large chasm between saying she's not hot enough to fuck and leaving your family for her. I think most of us with families are in between there somewhere. She's good looking enough to have sex with unless you're a poser on a message board, sure. But I wouldn't for the single allowance ctj made in his first comment about her. She's hot enough to fuck, but she's not nearly hot enough for me to cheat on my wife with. 

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Kendra Scott said "Hey!  Look at what Manning, Black, Cook and Simmons posted ... "

 

 

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If you’re wondering what the white hand in Simmons comment is, it’s Kendra Scott

37 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

That photo is extremely filtered and professional edited. That isnt what she looks like. This is closer and that is after you have given her 550 million. image.png.0254a0d6e736751eca00c8e3c3d99c35.png

Someone who is so desperate for attention that they keep coming back again and again after being negged to Bolivia ain't passing up a warm human body.

Now piss of back to whatever incel, Jordan Peterson message board you belong to 

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36 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

That photo is extremely filtered and professional edited. That isnt what she looks like. This is closer and that is after you have given her 550 million. image.png.0254a0d6e736751eca00c8e3c3d99c35.png

You really were lurking on this thread and thought, "you know what? Shitting on a hot blonde booster for Texas is a great way for me to jump back in after getting neg bombed." 

Incredible really.

Just excited to see who nipples he comes back as next

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Just excited to see who nipples he comes back as next

Are you volunteering, Herman?

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Are you volunteering, Herman?

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46 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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You're just straight up gay if you wouldn't.

For 550 million, gays would be pussy eating straight.

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38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

 

 

Welcome back, KennyPowders. Considering he dropped the gay slur on his way out last time BO&W might be into something. 

Hahaha. I was thinking this. 

7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

There's a large chasm between saying she's not hot enough to fuck and leaving your family for her. I think most of us with families are in between there somewhere. She's good looking enough to have sex with unless you're a poser on a message board, sure. But I wouldn't for the single allowance ctj made in his first comment about her. She's hot enough to fuck, but she's not nearly hot enough for me to cheat on my wife with. 

Exactly. I “wouldn’t” but that’s only because I like raising a happy family with a good wife. In another dimension or with a time machine, absolutely. 

18 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kendra Scott is plenty hot and worth mid 9 figures. If you wouldn’t leave your wife and children for her you’re either Jack Easterby or your last name is Walton.

 

Now, that isn’t true. I’ve been in the situation and said no. It isn’t that hard. 

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10 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Now, that isn’t true. I’ve been in the situation and said no. It isn’t that hard. 

This thread unlike the other sites is the worst recruiting thread in years. Even the hyperbole has gotten weak. 

Why can’t we be more like inside Texas and have actual insiders and better than ShaggyBevo. Hahahahahahahahahahaha that quote still gets me. 

56 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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You're just straight up gay if you wouldn't.

And her bank account only adds to her attractiveness. 

26 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kendra Scott is plenty hot and worth mid 9 figures. If you wouldn’t leave your wife and children for her you’re either Jack Easterby or your last name is Walton.

 

Ok WilliamFromLakeTravis I'll allow she's plenty hot and in my single years I'd of been more than willing.  But I ain't leaving my wife and kids for nobody.

 

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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

This thread unlike the other sites is the worst recruiting thread in years. Even the hyperbole hasn’t gotten weak. 

Why can’t we be more like inside Texas and have actual insiders and better than ShaggyBevo. Hahahahahahahahahahaha that quote still gets me. 

This gif always applies whenever I open up this thread

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A lot of altar boys in this thread. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

You can't corporate buzz your way out of this, Cumsteen. You'd give Kendra Scott the best 90 second ride of her life and then let her buy anything she wanted and place it front and center in your living room or kitchen. And you know it.

Well Cumsteen is a Porn name,  so maybe he's a trained professional    I would put the over under at 60 for this site and print money on the under.  

Fwiw - McGuire is a hell of a recruiter and evaluator…this coming from the population that matters, which is the 24/25 recruits that I have access to. No clue what happened with Hudson, but McGuire will do well (by their standards) at tech. 

I just hope we can dick punch them one last time on the way out.

16 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Now, that isn’t true. I’ve been in the situation and said no. It isn’t that hard. 

Well that's a separate problem but these days there are plenty of medical solutions. 

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Well that's a separate problem but these days there are plenty of medical solutions. 

That wouldn’t have been a problem. It was the same night the Astros won the World Series. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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You're just straight up gay if you wouldn't.

That’s an iceberg picture man. What does the rest look like?

 

Standish, on TJ Lindsey.

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Here's what he had said about Lindsey, in the Stampede.

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Another recruiting thread spiraling into an abortion during the summer months.  Yet I can't quit it. Ever.   

Would re Kendra. 

I thought you just copy and paste twitter links and it embedded, but I'm an idiot.

 

Anyways, Jake Langi tweeted about being careful sharing commitment info because people will ruin it, I found it interesting after the discussion this morning.

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