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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls


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35 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

I rest my case. I knew, like clockwork, the clown car would pull up and posters would begin piling out to claim that they wouldn't bang Kendra Scott while spraying disappearing ink from the oversized flowers on their lapels at one another. 

She's rich, famous, and good-looking. There is not a single straight poster on this board who wouldn't unless there was a moral issue related to fidelity for them. I've seen knobs like you guys do this all of my life. 

NVM

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26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

FWIW, I know someone that is professionally close to Kendra Scott. They knew of the rumors, as did Kendra Scott and her husband. At the time I discussed it, years ago, they seemed believably perplexed about how the rumor ever became a thing. It didn't sound like Herman and Scott had any crossover except for a couple of functions and no one witnessed the two strangers sneaking off and disappearing into a closet. 

But, hey, when the story is better than the truth, the gossip mill and the Internet will both run with the story.

Just because your wife purchased a shit ton of her jewelry, doesn’t make her professionally close to Kendra Scott.

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2 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

I look at it like this. Would I pay money for her (or any girl). Think about scrolling down an escort site and choosing her. If she isn't hot enough to question paying for, she's not that hot and I wouldn't pay money for Kendra Scott.

I know it's your first post under this handle, so welcome (back probably). Now get a grip and stop lying.

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7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I know it's your first post under this handle, so welcome (back probably). Now get a grip and stop lying.

I'm sorry but I don't find this chipmunk, uneven smile, middle age look "hot". What is with the gap between her gums and her teeth. Then her two front teeth are different shapes and set at an angle. Then look at her miss piggy nose. Her cheeks? You mean mount Curahee that the 101st would have to hike up to get over to her ear?

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3 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

I'm sorry but I don't find this chipmunk, uneven smile, middle age look "hot". What is with the gap between her gums and her teeth. Then her two front teeth are different shapes and set at an angle. Then look at her miss piggy nose. Her cheeks? You mean mount Curahee that the 101st would have to hike up to get over to her ear?

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Whatever you say, Romeo. 

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10 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

That photo is extremely filtered and professional edited. That isnt what she looks like. This is closer and that is after you have given her 550 million. image.png.0254a0d6e736751eca00c8e3c3d99c35.png

She looks a little like Millie Bobby Brown in a funhouse mirror. Would, with great enthusiasm. 

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45 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You can't corporate buzz your way out of this, Cumsteen. You'd give Kendra Scott the best 90 second ride of her life and then let her buy anything she wanted and place it front and center in your living room or kitchen. And you know it.

I’d only let her buy it if it was half off during her birthday month

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37 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

That photo is extremely filtered and professional edited. That isnt what she looks like. This is closer and that is after you have given her 550 million. image.png.0254a0d6e736751eca00c8e3c3d99c35.png

Someone who is so desperate for attention that they keep coming back again and again after being negged to Bolivia ain't passing up a warm human body.

Now piss of back to whatever incel, Jordan Peterson message board you belong to 

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36 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

That photo is extremely filtered and professional edited. That isnt what she looks like. This is closer and that is after you have given her 550 million. image.png.0254a0d6e736751eca00c8e3c3d99c35.png

You really were lurking on this thread and thought, "you know what? Shitting on a hot blonde booster for Texas is a great way for me to jump back in after getting neg bombed." 

Incredible really.

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38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

 

 

Welcome back, KennyPowders. Considering he dropped the gay slur on his way out last time BO&W might be into something. 

Hahaha. I was thinking this. 

7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

There's a large chasm between saying she's not hot enough to fuck and leaving your family for her. I think most of us with families are in between there somewhere. She's good looking enough to have sex with unless you're a poser on a message board, sure. But I wouldn't for the single allowance ctj made in his first comment about her. She's hot enough to fuck, but she's not nearly hot enough for me to cheat on my wife with. 

Exactly. I “wouldn’t” but that’s only because I like raising a happy family with a good wife. In another dimension or with a time machine, absolutely. 

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18 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kendra Scott is plenty hot and worth mid 9 figures. If you wouldn’t leave your wife and children for her you’re either Jack Easterby or your last name is Walton.

 

Now, that isn’t true. I’ve been in the situation and said no. It isn’t that hard. 

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26 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kendra Scott is plenty hot and worth mid 9 figures. If you wouldn’t leave your wife and children for her you’re either Jack Easterby or your last name is Walton.

 

Ok WilliamFromLakeTravis I'll allow she's plenty hot and in my single years I'd of been more than willing.  But I ain't leaving my wife and kids for nobody.

 

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

You can't corporate buzz your way out of this, Cumsteen. You'd give Kendra Scott the best 90 second ride of her life and then let her buy anything she wanted and place it front and center in your living room or kitchen. And you know it.

Well Cumsteen is a Porn name,  so maybe he's a trained professional    I would put the over under at 60 for this site and print money on the under.  

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Fwiw - McGuire is a hell of a recruiter and evaluator…this coming from the population that matters, which is the 24/25 recruits that I have access to. No clue what happened with Hudson, but McGuire will do well (by their standards) at tech. 

I just hope we can dick punch them one last time on the way out.

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I thought you just copy and paste twitter links and it embedded, but I'm an idiot.

 

Anyways, Jake Langi tweeted about being careful sharing commitment info because people will ruin it, I found it interesting after the discussion this morning.

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