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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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7 hours ago, cafe society said:

Auburn alumni?

Nah, they're not Auburn alumni. Why'd you bring that up?

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On 6/1/2023 at 9:47 AM, Scholz said:

A) What a bunch of quivering vaginas. My God. How do you go through life like that?

B) When you aggy pussies left, Deloss told you we’d decide when we play again. Well here we are. And you were forced to vote yes to that, lessers.

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11 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:

I’m assuming that was a joke, although neither of them are the wealthiest openly gay man. 

Dang, I thought Cook was sitting on a much bigger pile: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_billionaires

Not that I'd turn down $1.3b. And hey, #1 in the US (David Geffen) actually attended UT for a semester.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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"No Saturdays off in the SEC" says fan of team who plays UMass in November. 

"No Saturdays off in the SEC" says fan of team who plays UMass in November. 
My fave aggy is yemtig talking about how "depth and injuries are everything in the SEC"

Apparently he is unaware half the aggy team hit the portal..replaced with G5 castoffs.
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23 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

"No Saturdays off in the SEC" says fan of team who plays UMass in November. 

This year they have the meat grinder including:

New Mexico

UL Monroe

Abilene Christian 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Dang, I thought Cook was sitting on a much bigger pile: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_billionaires

Not that I'd turn down $1.3b. And hey, #1 in the US (David Geffen) actually attended UT for a semester.

It's hard to create an accurate list on stuff like that, but just glancing, Peter Thiel isn't listed and he easily eclipses Cook. I'm sure there are others if it was relevant to think through. 

I've always thought Geffen claimed his alumni status with Texas. Is that not true? I know Texas has claimed him over the years.

"The brand recruits itself."  

What "brand" is that, pray tell?  The one that hasn't won a NC since 1939?  

12 minutes ago, Scholz said:

This year they have the meat grinder including:

New Mexico

UL Monroe

Abilene Christian 

Ha ha, holy shit. They're playing ACU in November - perhaps replacing that absolute rockfight of a game against UMass with something a little more manageable. Since joining the FCS level in 2012 (that's right, they were Division II until a decade ago), they've amassed an impressive 50-67 record.

At least A&M's new star receivers will feel at home playing against a team that was also recently in Division II. 

57 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It's hard to create an accurate list on stuff like that, but just glancing, Peter Thiel isn't listed and he easily eclipses Cook. I'm sure there are others if it was relevant to think through. 

I've always thought Geffen claimed his alumni status with Texas. Is that not true? I know Texas has claimed him over the years.

Thiel is #4 on the list, but yes the list is probably not very accurate and missing others. 

9 minutes ago, Moderator said:

Thiel is #4 on the list, but yes the list is probably not very accurate and missing others. 

I must have been looking for the US flag only. Whoops.

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2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

"No Saturdays off in the SEC" says fan of team who plays UMass in November. 

Average Strength of Schedule from 2012-2022

Texas: 15.72  Texas A&M 27.72

             TEXAS        A&M

2012       12                6

2013       11               26

2014       14                6

2015         7               25

2016       36              40

2017       32              44

2018        7                 6

2019        7               21

2020      37              35

2021        6               54

2022       4               42 

And we often chose to play better teams. They ALWAYS chose to play worse teams.

             

             

Those numbers don't mean a durn thing!  You can't quantify the strong burning desire that non-P5 teams have for beating an SEC opponent ya stupid sips!

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23 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

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Figures that they are that unfamiliar with the directors cup. 

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Figures that they are that unfamiliar with the directors cup. 

If that post is legit . . . it's yet another example of how pervasive and twisted aggy's envy of Texas is -- willing acceptance of an aggy loss in a regional championship game (with the accompanying loss of any shot of making it to the CWS) if it will prevent Texas from winning an award that aggy won't come within miles of sniffing.   

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37 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Musk has definitely had a d in his b 

Um....ok, I guess? 

3 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

If that post is legit . . . it's yet another example of how pervasive and twisted aggy's envy of Texas is -- willing acceptance of an aggy loss in a regional championship game (with the accompanying loss of any shot of making it to the CWS) if it will prevent Texas from winning an award that aggy won't come within miles of sniffing.   

They have a long tradition of cup sniffing. 

13 hours ago, ousux said:

My fave aggy is yemtig talking about how "depth and injuries are everything in the SEC"

Apparently he is unaware half the aggy team hit the portal..replaced with G5 castoffs.

They were upgrades at the position ( over empty spots ) stupid Sip! 

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Okay, I'm not a baseball guy. I know the game as a casual fan, so I looked at the box score to look into the guy who improved his stock in the draft with a gutty performance.

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I'll give him the strike outs, but wtf?

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45 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Okay, I'm not a baseball guy. I know the game as a casual fan, so I looked at the box score to look into the guy who improved his stock in the draft with a gutty performance.

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I'll give him the strike outs, but wtf?

The “next level” that they are talking about must be Rookie League Baseball.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Okay, I'm not a baseball guy. I know the game as a casual fan, so I looked at the box score to look into the guy who improved his stock in the draft with a gutty performance.

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I'll give him the strike outs, but wtf?

If the aggy hitters had squeezed their nuts harder and given him some run support he wouldn’t have  flamed out in the 6th and given up a bunch of runs? I don’t know, I’m not fluent in waterhead. 

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They ducked Texas in March and now again in June lol.

Moar aggy baseball tears please. 

Billy knows trajectory like Jimbo knows how to win a national championship.

I believe both their football and baseball teams started their seasons in the top ten and ended up unranked.

Trajectory to Victory!

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23 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

"No Saturdays off in the SEC" says fan of team who plays UMass in November. 

In their defense, it really was a tough game for them. 

Why would anyone brag about having degrees from aggy and Oklahoma. Damn what a loser 

59 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Remember Billy said they're on an upward trajectory.  I guess us not hosting a super counts.

 

Remind me what BAS stands for again? Bitch Ass Syndrome? 

2 minutes ago, BERT said:

Remind me what BAS stands for again? Bitch Ass Syndrome? 

lol, as much as that fits too, it's battered aggy syndrome. 

Just now, Mason Ramsey said:

lol, as much as that fits too, it's battered aggy syndrome. 

Ah, thank you. I like mine better

13 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Where does this put them in the director's cup standings???

23 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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I follow this shit more closely than 99.999% of the population and I have absolutely no idea what CDC tweet Liucci is referencing... and a quick scrub of CDC's last month of tweets doesn't provide any clarity either.  Their ability to get worked up about the stupidest shit is honestly a super power.

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26 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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It's amazing how many Big 12 championships A&M would have won if they had stayed in the conference.

Truly, they are the all-time champs of games they didn't play and conferences they aren't in. 

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31 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Where does this put them in the director's cup standings???

I love how they follow every single sport as well as all of their disappointing finishes and then out of the other side of their mouths discount us showing we have the best athletic dept in the country 3 years running and call the award the "Hogwarts cup Thingy".  Such brutal idiots.

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