Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Carl Spackler 3455]

LMAO at the ag who would rather see Texas lose than aggy win.  That's some next-level jealousy.

[Droopy 2620]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’m not a screen cap guy, but hopefully someone with access to the aggie 247 board can post the thread on there in which “Deathburger” is seriously pondering just dropping his fanship for ATM and rooting for Texas. 

Not only is he seriously entertaining it and trying to apply logic to support it, but there are multiple other posters working to rationalize the same. These nimrods are starting to plumb depths of desperation and despair that I haven’t seen since 77-0. 

Married to a 3%er. God love her, she doesn’t care enough to follow anything other than watching the games, but is passionate about the games. Mentioned the plaque Sharp gave Jimbo and she…🤨…😳… “Who does that?”

She asked to watch the replay of the Big XII championship game because she enjoyed watching the game. I want her to change teams so bad. My own personal flipmas. 🤘🏼😎

Edited December 8, 2023 by Droopy

[bad_teammate 13018]

28 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

LMAO at the ag who would rather see Texas lose than aggy win.  That's some next-level jealousy.

Watching A&M lose is one of my favorite things to do. And there are some Aggie defeats that I'd MUCH rather re-watch than some Longhorn victories. Different forms of pleasure.

[utee94 15671]

23 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Married to a 3%er. God love her, she doesn’t care enough to follow anything other than watching the games, but is passionate about the games. Mentioned the plaque Sharp gave Jimbo and she…🤨…😳… “Who does that?”

She asked to watch the replay of the Big XII championship game because she enjoyed watching the game. I want her to change teams so bad. My own personal flipmas. 🤘🏼😎

I'm married to an ag as well.  Similarly, she doesn't follow anything other than watching the games, which she is very passionate about.  But she also watches Longhorn games with me and will pull for Texas when we're not playing the ags.  She's been indoctrinated since birth so she'll never actually switch, but she's just fine with pulling for Texas under most circumstances.

She also thinks horns-down is stupid and is extra cringe when the TV shows ags doing it in games when they're not even playing us.  She says, "That's what ousux is supposed to do, but not us."  On second thought, maybe she will eventually come around...

 

 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

9 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Watching A&M lose is one of my favorite things to do. And there are some Aggie defeats that I'd MUCH rather re-watch than some Longhorn victories. Different forms of pleasure.

Watching aggy lose gets a chuckle and a head shake out of me, knowing they should have won many of these with the talent disparity on the field. (See App st)

I don't re-watch many games.  I don't think I've ever re-watched aggy unless we were playing too. 

[JBJ 3591]

1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

LMAO at the ag who would rather see Texas lose than aggy win.  That's some next-level jealousy.

Their wins end up being meaningless at the end of the year is why.

[Carl Spackler 3455]

48 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Watching A&M lose is one of my favorite things to do. And there are some Aggie defeats that I'd MUCH rather re-watch than some Longhorn victories. Different forms of pleasure.

Oh, I enjoy watching aggy lose as well, no question.  And in some instances (e.g., 77-0, App State, etc.), the enjoyment is even greater than usual.  But it doesn't come close to outweighing the pleasure I get from seeing Texas win.  I guess it's just difficult for me to fathom the depth of the hatred that has to exist in order for a person to take more pleasure in the demise of another team than in their own team winning. 

[ajax 2541]

Some more gems from 2021. The whole thing is gold, but I had to highlight the best part.

 

And I don't even know what to say about this one.

[Knoxtnhorn 5906]

2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Oh, I enjoy watching aggy lose as well, no question.  And in some instances (e.g., 77-0, App State, etc.), the enjoyment is even greater than usual.  But it doesn't come close to outweighing the pleasure I get from seeing Texas win.  I guess it's just difficult for me to fathom the depth of the hatred that has to exist in order for a person to take more pleasure in the demise of another team than in their own team winning. 

Samesies.  Hell, I'm to the point now that I'll come out of the wknd happy if all of my teams lose except TX.  

[Wulaw Horn 18917]

2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Oh, I enjoy watching aggy lose as well, no question.  And in some instances (e.g., 77-0, App State, etc.), the enjoyment is even greater than usual.  But it doesn't come close to outweighing the pleasure I get from seeing Texas win.  I guess it's just difficult for me to fathom the depth of the hatred that has to exist in order for a person to take more pleasure in the demise of another team than in their own team winning. 

I'd much rather watch aggy stick their crank in a blender against Ole Miss than watch us beat BYU 35-6, as a for example.  So, if I had to watch one or another and we were playing Rice or Wyoming and I knew they were going to lose I'd watch that one. But them losing doesn't come anywhere near the joy to me of us winning if it's an important or meaningful game.  Also- them losing can never be bad for me. Us winning- like- say UH- can be really irritating and not a cause for joy.  I'd take us firing on all cylinders over them firing on none every day of the week and twice on Sunday, but you aren't giving it credit for the proper amount of nuance.

All the same applies to OU of course. 

[Carl Spackler 3455]

1 hour ago, ajax said:

Some more gems from 2021. The whole thing is gold, but I had to highlight the best part.

 

And I don't even know what to say about this one.

So which one of you wants to take credit for being the "cousin" in CheersforBeers' post?  I have no cousins who are aggies, so it can't be me . . .

[RomaVicta 29472]

Aggies! Whoop!

Plan 2024! Plan 2024!

Gotta turn the carrier! 

Here's your oar! 

AAAAyyyyyyyy. WHOOOP!

[Leanderman 2207]

My lovely wife is a UT Grad but got her master's from Gomersville, due to her major (archeology) . Really funny she watches UT Games with me and wants nothing to do with Colllie Station.

[BigHornedLurker 1878]

I refuse to set up an account on SECRANT but this shit is hilarious, there are literally fans who think they would win the big12 because they are SEC HARD now as if they already aren't bleeding recruits, wouldn't lose most of their recruits if they went down a division, much less than they never even won when they were in the big12. 

When super leagues form I can't help but imagine they'll be tossed out an airlock

 

 

 

[Deej 76080]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

My lovely wife is a UT Grad but got her master's from Gomersville, due to her major (archeology)

What better place to learn about an ancient culture?

Edited December 8, 2023 by Deej

[RabidM 2588]

aggy doesn't have the guts to go back and dominate the b12.

[Vertigo 20203]

11 minutes ago, RabidM said:

aggy doesn't have the guts to go back and dominate the b12.

A&M to the B12 would be their doom. Not only do you still have to deal with a bunch of quality coaches in Kliemann, Leipold, Fisch, Campbell, Gundy, Wittingham, etc. but you would lose the one recruiting token that you have relied on for the last decade. They would be getting second and third tier players after Texas, LSU, and OU filled up, and they have never shown an ability to out scheme anyone. They would also be the new Texas in terms of having the perpetual target on their back. They have only gone on runs of sustained success when rampant paying of players took place, followed by NCAA sanctions. They would still only be a mid level B12 program with 2-4 conference losses per year.  

Edited December 8, 2023 by Vertigo

[texifornia 55993]

25 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I refuse to set up an account on SECRANT but this shit is hilarious, there are literally fans who think they would win the big12 because they are SEC HARD now as if they already aren't bleeding recruits, wouldn't lose most of their recruits if they went down a division, much less than they never even won when they were in the big12. 

When super leagues form I can't help but imagine they'll be tossed out an airlock

They'll be around - the same way Tottenham was in the European Super League. Wealthy teams with lots of gullible fans who routinely lose to power programs are a perfect base to round out the numbers.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20299]

A&M, which hasn't won a conference title since 1998, when R.C. Slocum was their coach, is "aiming for CFP appearances five years in a row."

Don't ever change, Aggie. 

[Tree Fidy 1196]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

My lovely wife is a UT Grad but got her master's from Gomersville, due to her major (archeology) . Really funny she watches UT Games with me and wants nothing to do with Colllie Station.

You know the rules around here…Pics!

[Getafix 28358]

53 minutes ago, texifornia said:

the same way Tottenham was in the European Super League.

 

 

 

 

 

[Chopper 15889]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

WELCOME TO AGGIE RING DAY, the banner reads. Beyond cringe.

 

 

[Deej 76080]

Isn't the traditon that they have to suck their ring out of a yell leader's ass?

[Harvdog 2266]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Isn't the traditon that they have to suck their ring out of a yell leader's ass?

I am surprised it’s not drinking out of the jizz jar. But a beer at the chicken has to suffice 

[Carl Spackler 3455]

Fucking weirdos

[Reese Bennett 3596]

Why are they always thrusting their pelvis out?

[Vertigo 20203]

8 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Why are they always thrusting their pelvis out?

This is the day they officially become the giver and not the taker.

[deft 6747]

aggy doesn't have the guts to go back and dominate the b12.

Or the talent

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

[Matuka 1302]

Gunny has a handle on the NIL situation…

 

Edited December 9, 2023 by Matuka

[TommyGufano 6021]

33 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He forgot Florida State on his list of most recent teams to win a national championship without a great coach

[BrazilHorn 6552]

16 hours ago, Leanderman said:

My lovely wife is a UT Grad but got her master's from Gomersville, due to her major (archeology) . Really funny she watches UT Games with me and wants nothing to do with Colllie Station.

They must have a great archeology program as God knows they are always dwelling in the past.

[linux 1370]

8 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

He forgot Florida State on his list of most recent teams to win a national championship without a great coach

Give them time they will get there for sure, Aggie was the only school to have claimed another school's MNC as their own. That bandaid will crust and fall off without them peeling it off.

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

10 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

He forgot Florida State on his list of most recent teams to win a national championship without a great coach

First thing I thought of. 

[Rhinotx 499]

19 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

They must have a great archeology program as God knows they are always dwelling in the past.

They had to dig up the petrified remains of their last national championship 

[Pato del Muerto 51913]

Nice of ol’ gunny to acknowledge how powerful UT is. He should be thankful that we don’t abuse that power for football more often than we do. 
 

you’re welcome, gunny, for allowing your school to go to the SEC.  A decent head start was only fair, glad your school was able to capitalize so well on the advantage. 

[LonghornBreeder 550]

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

They'll be around - the same way Tottenham was in the European Super League. Wealthy teams with lots of gullible fans who routinely lose to power programs are a perfect base to round out the numbers.

As a 'Spurs supporter, I resent this statement as much as the truth behind it kills me.

As long as the money's there, we'll always get a seat at the table. If there's a seat at the table, there's a shot that something in the club changes and we win the league.

And that is the Aggiest thing I've ever said. It must be miserable to be them.

[Bolero88 249]

26 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

As a 'Spurs supporter, I resent this statement as much as the truth behind it kills me.

As long as the money's there, we'll always get a seat at the table. If there's a seat at the table, there's a shot that something in the club changes and we win the league.

And that is the Aggiest thing I've ever said. It must be miserable to be them.

Eh, Spurs have won a championship much more recently that the aggies. 

[Gut Wagon 8017]

3 hours ago, Matuka said:

Gunny has a handle on the NIL situation…

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5294]

The Shanghai Rankings is my goto when evaluating college programs.  

[John Coctostan 589]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nice of ol’ gunny to acknowledge how powerful UT is. He should be thankful that we don’t abuse that power for football more often than we do. 
 

you’re welcome, gunny, for allowing your school to go to the SEC.  A decent head start was only fair, glad your school was able to capitalize so well on the advantage. 

Ah yes, the Texas state legislature, widely recognized as being under the thrall of liberal junkhole UT grads. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22002]

😅😅

 

[Jebus 1300]

Damn that was quick, even for them

[texifornia 55993]

2 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The Shanghai Rankings is my goto when evaluating college programs.  

They're one of the most well-respected global rankings, but they skew hard toward STEM and large institutions, which obviously benefits aggy.

[DaysOff 7671]

What better place to learn about an ancient culture?

[Whitewater Horn 954]

6 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I love how they keep taking about the timeline of when they expect to be “getting a natty” with no mention whatsoever of a conference championship game appearance, conference title, or other milestones on the way to marked improvement. They’ll never understand why they’re further from greatness (or actual relevance) than they believe. Never change, aggy. 

[Pato del Muerto 51913]

32 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

I love how they keep taking about the timeline of when they expect to be “getting a natty” with no mention whatsoever of a conference championship game appearance, conference title, or other milestones on the way to marked improvement. They’ll never understand why they’re further from greatness (or actual relevance) than they believe. Never change, aggy. 

I wouldn’t worry about change. As far as institutional culture goes, change is their most hated enemy. 

[Getafix 28358]

 

Some gems from the Deuce Harmon / portal thread on Aggie 247.

 

 

 

TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE ... OLD COMMENTS ABOUT HARMON

 

 

 

 

 

MOD ATTEMPTS TO INJECT CAUTION

 

 

 

AND ... THE ICING ON THE KAKA

 

 

 👀   👀   👀 😱  😱  😱 

 

 

THE END

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 9, 2023 by Getafix

[Radical Larry 28368]

I view it as a “special place” as well.

[Lone Star Horn 2007]

20 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I view it as a “special place” as well.