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1 hour ago, irishtexan said:


“Our coloreds are way more articulate than theirs”

"A double negative monster" makes it sound like DMO's speech pattern is too complex for the ag to follow.

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Posted
1 hour ago, irishtexan said:


“Our coloreds are way more articulate than theirs”

Ahm proud t'say- ya listenin' boy? I say, boy ahr ya hearin' me?

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Ahm proud t'say we ah purged of Blaggies. Ahll ahr puhsons of niggra puhsuasion ahr proud Aggies. An' we ahr proud a them, too! We treat them as equals!

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From Olin. image.png.e9847235fa195f797281ce315019fc62.png

Big changes in Aggieland.

They're pumping up the balls and shining up the helmets in College Station. It's a whole new deal there. Nice to hear fresh comments. Marcel Reed:

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Coaches are blowing whistles, using tough love, restraining from scratching their crotches. Wait, didn't they say this last year? Marcel:

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Ahhh, there is a difference. They're harping really hard this time. Last year's harping was soft and melodic. It's thrash harp now.

And now it's time for Mike Elko's impenetrable sentence of the week:

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This? What this? It will build into something... [Gotta be excited about that!] ...that can be a really special year.

Evidently, the masses are repeating that this has the opportunity to build into something. Just not around here, I guess.

They've got 30 days to start the process of building a team. Coach, baby, you can't start in 30 days! You gotta start now! The game is in 30 days!

image.png.53724eca50d08757448318a9a56f37b4.png I better check my calendar.

Yes! Show me your Penn ring.

 

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Yeah, but not with the same voodoo that you do, Mike.

I. The goal:

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II. The Elko Report:

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III. Fact Check:

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Yogi Elko

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Foot pounds? Is this English or metric?

Thanks, Olin!

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Posted
4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

From Olin. image.png.e9847235fa195f797281ce315019fc62.png

Big changes in Aggieland.

They're pumping up the balls and shining up the helmets in College Station. It's a whole new deal there. Nice to hear fresh comments. Marcel Reed:

image.png.b2fa200ddfd81afb62a2e0ac06511729.png

Coaches are blowing whistles, using tough love, restraining from scratching their crotches. Wait, didn't they say this last year? Marcel:

image.png.e318bb251e08f196de67fb8b53ec4959.png

Ahhh, there is a difference. They're harping really hard this time. Last year's harping was soft and melodic. It's thrash harp now.

And now it's time for Mike Elko's impenetrable sentence of the week:

image.png.88be78e2e49168af0eb2e9478c085cc9.png

 

This? What this? It will build into something... [Gotta be excited about that!] ...that can be a really special year.

Evidently, the masses are repeating that this has the opportunity to build into something. Just not around here, I guess.

They've got 30 days to start the process of building a team. Coach, baby, you can't start in 30 days! You gotta start now! The game is in 30 days!

image.png.53724eca50d08757448318a9a56f37b4.png I better check my calendar.

Yes! Show me your Penn ring.

 

image.png.cd5a3d8e196da4a968d77675ede614ba.png

Yeah, but not with the same voodoo that you do, Mike.

I. The goal:

image.png.80a0bd78e2f776250701ec23b9d8fa91.png

 

II. The Elko Report:

image.png.2fa984b6bb1064f4e3b5313744c663b9.png

III. Fact Check:

image.png.d0de21370779ec13c4ec0c8cb38d32c6.png

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Yogi Elko

image.png.11b250fc25a3fb09df4b4d67c89ecf03.png

Foot pounds? Is this English or metric?

Thanks, Olin!

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If they're just "start[ing] the process of building a team" only 30 days before the start of the season, they're way behind. 

But, then again, they're aggy.  They pretty much exist behind the times in all respects.

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