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Posted
1 hour ago, irishtexan said:


“Our coloreds are way more articulate than theirs”

"A double negative monster" makes it sound like DMO's speech pattern is too complex for the ag to follow.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"A double negative monster" makes it sound like DMO's speech pattern is too complex for the ag to follow.

If DMO uses words with three or more syllables his speech pattern is too complex for about 98% of aggy.

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Posted
1 hour ago, irishtexan said:


“Our coloreds are way more articulate than theirs”

Ahm proud t'say- ya listenin' boy? I say, boy ahr ya hearin' me?

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Ahm proud t'say we ah purged of Blaggies. Ahll ahr puhsons of niggra puhsuasion ahr proud Aggies. An' we ahr proud a them, too! We treat them as equals!

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Posted
4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

From Olin. image.png.e9847235fa195f797281ce315019fc62.png

Big changes in Aggieland.

They're pumping up the balls and shining up the helmets in College Station. It's a whole new deal there. Nice to hear fresh comments. Marcel Reed:

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Coaches are blowing whistles, using tough love, restraining from scratching their crotches. Wait, didn't they say this last year? Marcel:

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Ahhh, there is a difference. They're harping really hard this time. Last year's harping was soft and melodic. It's thrash harp now.

And now it's time for Mike Elko's impenetrable sentence of the week:

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This? What this? It will build into something... [Gotta be excited about that!] ...that can be a really special year.

Evidently, the masses are repeating that this has the opportunity to build into something. Just not around here, I guess.

They've got 30 days to start the process of building a team. Coach, baby, you can't start in 30 days! You gotta start now! The game is in 30 days!

image.png.53724eca50d08757448318a9a56f37b4.png I better check my calendar.

Yes! Show me your Penn ring.

 

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Yeah, but not with the same voodoo that you do, Mike.

I. The goal:

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II. The Elko Report:

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III. Fact Check:

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Yogi Elko

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Foot pounds? Is this English or metric?

Thanks, Olin!

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If they're just "start[ing] the process of building a team" only 30 days before the start of the season, they're way behind. 

But, then again, they're aggy.  They pretty much exist behind the times in all respects.

Posted
22 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

From Olin. image.png.e9847235fa195f797281ce315019fc62.png

Big changes in Aggieland.

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Foot pounds? Is this English or metric?

Thanks, Olin!

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Elko checks his watch and exclaims “I am a leader of men. I lead by example. I told Rylan that I would do it with him. We are on the Ketch plan.  Two a days at Lane’s and Wings ‘n More.  We should have him there by August 15th.”

Posted
6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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“Only drawback he can foresee.” 
 

that’s an impressive racist, sexist, ignorant screed only to give it away at the end by telling everyone he’s never fucked, much less married, a Latina. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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One wonders how this incel and candidate for closet queen would "customize" his gender role.

A crossbreed between Reveille and a sheep.

Posted
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

“Only drawback he can foresee.” 
 

that’s an impressive racist, sexist, ignorant screed only to give it away at the end by telling everyone he’s never fucked, much less married, a Latina. 

His fucking loss. 

No, no pictures. 

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Latinas can fuck, tho. I know this. I have personally never slept with nor met with a "crazy" Latina, so it's an urban legend to me. 

You know, unless you live in Central and South America where I'm sure they're not any crazier than the white, Asian, and black women here. 

Posted
8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Proctor must have pics of media members to be rated so high all the time. Lmao at aggy oline. These lists are always stupid but necessary in the offseason. Who’s blocking for the gooner savior and sec favorite mateer. 

Posted
8 minutes ago, Foosters said:

lmao

The best part of this, is that it's pretty easy to connect the dots between us taking Wesley from Oregon, and then Oregon hitting the ATM and going over the top for Jones, another 5 star at edge.

And when I say "connect the dots" I mean it's one fucking dot. We sign Wesley and basically fuck aTm in the process at DE. So fucking good. 

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