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2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

@ Bama' - L

@ Scar - ?  leaning towards a W

Ole Miss - L

Florida - W (Florida is not very good)

@ Auburn - ugly W

UMass - lulz W

LSU - L

Any game in the SEC is going to be hard for aggy to win without the other team completely shitting the bed, just like Arkansas did. Sure South Carolina and Auburn could oblige ritz bitz, but going into those games hoping for seems like a recipe for losses.

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47 minutes ago, jofus said:

cliffs notes pls. kthxbai.

1. Jimbo needs to hire a like-minded OC and delegate more.  Like Looch does in running texags!

2. Miss State is a respectable SECSECSEC team.  Since aggy jouned the SEC, their coaches have been Mullen and Leach.  Damn good coaches.  Well and Moorehead and we lost one to him too.

3. A&M has to be better.  In hiring Jimbo, they showed they should be on the level of Bama and Georgia and where LSU and Florida used to be.

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39 minutes ago, jofus said:

cliffs notes pls. kthxbai.

Jimbo is a really great offensive mind with 2 skins on the wall, he knows what he's doing

Jimbo will maybe get help by getting an OC, but should still call plays, and will get an open checkbook to get the best

Jimbo really really cares about his kids, even after they graduate

Would aggy might have won if they had called the blatant offsides on that blocked FG? probably not, but maybe

Miss St has had great coaches since aggy joined - winning on the road in SEC is hard - remember all of this when these schools have to come to Kyle Field

O-line needs to have another players only meeting, as they spiraled out of control and that bled down onto everyone

besides Bama, the rest of aggy opponents are average, so there is hope

Jimbo is blue collar on and off the field, which is why he is a great fit for aggy

aggy big wigs need to keep their mouth shut cuz Jimbo ain't going anywhere

did defense play bad? no, they almost had 3 picks and Antonio would have had a pick 6 if not for a great play by miss st - only played 3 man front because they are thin on personnel, lots of guys hurt - 

Thinks Max is not playing, nor Bryce Young - Milroe was set to commit to aggy, but they wanted Stowers

Saban wants to humiliate Jimbo - not expecting aggy to win, but you beat them last year and now you face a backup, so you never know - Haynes King now gets another crack at this job - 

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4 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Jimbo is a really great offensive mind with 2 skins on the wall, he knows what he's doing

Jimbo will maybe get help by getting an OC, but should still call plays, and will get an open checkbook to get the best

Jimbo really really cares about his kids, even after they graduate

Would aggy might have won if they had called the blatant offsides on that blocked FG? probably not, but maybe

Miss St has had great coaches since aggy joined - winning on the road in SEC is hard - remember all of this when these schools have to come to Kyle Field

O-line needs to have another players only meeting, as they spiraled out of control and that bled down onto everyone

besides Bama, the rest of aggy opponents are average, so there is hope

Jimbo is blue collar on and off the field, which is why he is a great fit for aggy

aggy big wigs need to keep their mouth shut cuz Jimbo ain't going anywhere

did defense play bad? no, they almost had 3 picks and Antonio would have had a pick 6 if not for a great play by miss st - only played 3 man front because they are thin on personnel, lots of guys hurt - 

Thinks Max is not playing, nor Bryce Young - Milroe was set to commit to aggy, but they wanted Stowers

Saban wants to humiliate Jimbo - not expecting aggy to win, but you beat them last year and now you face a backup, so you never know - Haynes King now gets another crack at this job - 

That Milroe line is probably the biggest lie in a litany of lies. 

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7 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Jimbo is a really great offensive mind with 2 skins on the wall, he knows what he's doing

Jimbo will maybe get help by getting an OC, but should still call plays, and will get an open checkbook to get the best

Jimbo really really cares about his kids, even after they graduate

Would aggy might have won if they had called the blatant offsides on that blocked FG? probably not, but maybe

Miss St has had great coaches since aggy joined - winning on the road in SEC is hard - remember all of this when these schools have to come to Kyle Field

O-line needs to have another players only meeting, as they spiraled out of control and that bled down onto everyone

besides Bama, the rest of aggy opponents are average, so there is hope

Jimbo is blue collar on and off the field, which is why he is a great fit for aggy

aggy big wigs need to keep their mouth shut cuz Jimbo ain't going anywhere

did defense play bad? no, they almost had 3 picks and Antonio would have had a pick 6 if not for a great play by miss st - only played 3 man front because they are thin on personnel, lots of guys hurt - 

Thinks Max is not playing, nor Bryce Young - Milroe was set to commit to aggy, but they wanted Stowers

Saban wants to humiliate Jimbo - not expecting aggy to win, but you beat them last year and now you face a backup, so you never know - Haynes King now gets another crack at this job - 

Holy fuck, there is no way he believes any of this bullshit.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

This loss cost A&M Gameday for the 2nd time in a month!

But now it's starting to affect other teams home games.

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1 hour ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Jimbo is blue collar on and off the field, which is why he is a great fit for aggy

I guess farmers and mechanics still make up the bulk of the student body there. Oh, no, it's Houston suburban kids that aren't any different than any other university students except they opted for a cult that tells themselves endless lies about who they are starting with their ludicrous honor code.

Jimbo's a phony, too. Liucci saying that merely hiring this hack who was about to be douched out of FSU showed the world that A&M belongs with the Alabama's and Georgia's of the world is perfect Aggie delusion.

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10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Any game in the SEC is going to be hard for aggy to win without the other team completely shitting the bed, just like Arkansas did. Sure South Carolina and Auburn could oblige ritz bitz, but going into those games hoping for seems like a recipe for losses.

Any road game is going to be hard for aggy. 

Jimbo has lost the last 3 true road games. 

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17 hours ago, WBT said:

This loss cost A&M Gameday for the 2nd time in a month!

The greatest thing that could POSSIBLY happen right now is for gameday to show up and shine a national spotlight on the giant rotting turd that is aggy football right now and then get a subsequent nationally televised beatdown. 

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7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Fightin' Texas Aggy National Bass Fishing Champs?  Did I hear that correctly.  WTF, that Hall of Champions must have a Talking Billy Bass and a Zebco banner hanging on the wall by now.  

And a throne made of spent lures. 

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

The little perouette kicks are just the chef's kiss. And so many of them do it, it is just incredible that they don't see how stupid they look. 

That’s the part that gets me. I can live with the corny jokes that have been recycled for 50 years. They’re stupid and predictable, and I heard a lot of them when my grandparents would have Hee-Haw on when I was a kid, but whatever. It’s all the choreography and call with physical responses and poses that is so cringey.  For a fan base that likes to see itself as a bulwark of traditional masculinity they sure don’t seem to realize how much they look like a Broadway dance troop out there. 

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